Real England

Pretty sure that market is same one from grotty places video

Local. Represent, as it is now all happy if he was black. But he is an ordinary Briton with his pants down.

Every city has its Biryulevo

Real talk.

this evening in Manchester

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Racism of Russian internet commentariat slightly more clinical in flavour than their British counterparts

Ha few things more real than on the day v card transactions

Yes, in London there is a beautiful home, but on the whole it davolnotaki dull town

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-26440468

Lot of real in this story, the Che Guevarra notebook with swastikas and edl stuff drawn on, the asperger's diagnosis, guy in a midlands market town obsessed with weaponry, the unfocussed anger against the 'powerful and corrupt' degenerating due to a total lack of political awareness into the usual buh buh buh 2 menny muslims and their sharia law bollocks.

a would be school shooter using a crossbow wld be pretty english. i wonder if the english are more prone than other nationalities to getting obsessed w/ this sort of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsbp4w-4E68

which feels related to mb more universal shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOIWVjwSBU

which has a thanatotic quality mb associated w/ ppl used to 6 hours of sunlight a day

no fairminded english yeoman would use a crossbow for their fantasy volkist massacre when they could probably find a dozen replica agincourt longbows on amazon markeplace

You guys have read We Need To Talk About Kevin, riiiight?

tend to take a dim view of prosecuting these subnormal types for terrorist conspiracies when the weapons charges alone are serious enough

the proportion of american lunatics with pathological hatreds and weapons stockpiles who actualize their fantasies is mercifully low

xp no, but yeah.

longbow would unquestionably be the nationalistic choice but quite impractical, may as well use a sling

tend to take a dim view of prosecuting these subnormal types for terrorist conspiracies

yeah even associating this kind of thing with "terrorism" is a standing argument for reviewing anti-terrorism law

Piggins makes me glad that Facebook had not penetrated so far into Real England when I was teen psycho

I mean I wasn't actually stock-piling weapons but people thought I was which in Real England is maybe sufficient for a Piggins

On Radio 2 today someone wrote in saying they used to think their dad's music was crap and now they listened to Radio 2 all the time and that listener received a badge

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In July 2013 the island received some notoriety for an attack on a tour bus of Jewish boys by local youths who shouted epithets, and threw stones and eggs, telling the boys to "go back to where you came from!"[

ILXcursion to Sheppey, stat

i'm in

cardamon that sort of thing is fairly common, I remember one of my best mates' little brother trying to make a bomb w/ his pal in a cellar cos they were too into fight club, but iirc they were too shit at chemistry to come up w/ much. he was also an accomplished tuba player

Our school pyromaniac is now a pro cellist.

i tried mixing up some TNT with acid i pinched from the chemistry lab, used to do some good magnesium ribbon shows at playtime too

and fantasising about tommy-gunning down your entire school

as others have said - weapons charges fine, but come the fuck on, this is not terrorism.

someone at my school got suspended for blowing up a tree on the cross country route.

pro-style tip - start sentences in the middle of nowhere with "and".

Stockwell fire blamed on bird carrying lit cigarette
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26464789

Richard Scroggs, who runs The Old Post Office Bakery in Landor Road, remarked: "It's crazy isn't it?

"Smokers. What can you say? I'm glad I gave up."

Bonus real points for having an excellent surname.

he was also an accomplished tuba player

there's your launch system right there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxzxXVS9WU

THERE'S A FACKING PURPLE TINGE

meanwhile BBC Fucking Breakfast has just discovered Minecraft videos

it's Levellin' Friday here in the boggy field that is AngloILX

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/teenager-suffers-three-heart-attacks-after-drinking-ten-jagerbombs-in-two-hours-4449369/

a colleague just found a pair of Maltesers knickers in a bag of old clothes, nearly fainted from the wave of realness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit0PLxng-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNvTtvzM8g

this doesn't feel so many steps from crossbows

that seems v uncharitable! this veitch guy seems familiar

misanthropic look-at-me-me-me cunt with possible ARMCHAIR PSYCHIATRIC DIAGNOSE REMOVED

attention-seeking & into that paranoid strand of anarchism but he's interested in people & genial, even w/ the police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6A_Yjc_P0

INDIGENE

When people truly realise their own wonder and excellence, the forces of fascism, control, corruption, and hysteria start to fade. Until then, people are a bovine and reactionary bunch. Here at Indigene we are working on getting people to "get it"

crying laughing at that ice cream van video, superbly baffling

prick from lonely crazy human club video spends the bulk of that video chatting outside my home where i am right now, eerie stumbling across that here

*chatting shit

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predictive search results for '(county) is '

all the results for 'County Durham is ghetto' seem to be about Durham in North Carolina. predictive search gives me 'county durham in ireland'.

'Somerset is in what county' adoy

'Berkshire is Undervalued' seems to be referring to stock in Berkshire Hathaway, disappointingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

East Riding of Yorkshire is the best, natch

'Northumberland is Missing' is apparently and episode of Theodore Tugboat?
retweets are not endorsements re, the essex video, btw

mary berry is real england and so is her garden

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe2.jpg

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