"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 February 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
Even stink beetles??
― paolo, Friday, 28 February 2014 09:19 (twelve years ago)
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
― brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 February 2014 12:05 (twelve years ago)
Then to the Duff brewery
― paolo, Thursday, 27 March 2014 10:26 (twelve years ago)
haha
― marcos, Thursday, 27 March 2014 13:24 (twelve years ago)
buy three tubes of mister blister, get one free
― marcos, Friday, 28 March 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)
Thanks, Benevenstanciano!
― sktsh, Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)
Allan the cowboy
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:43 (twelve years ago)
I love you, Pepsi.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 6 April 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)
What have I done to deserve this flat flavourless Manhattan?
― paolo, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)
^^ I swear to god I thought of that one just yesterday.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:40 (twelve years ago)
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
― paolo, Friday, 30 May 2014 08:26 (twelve years ago)
I hear those things are awfully loud
― paolo, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)
Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness.
― jmm, Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
Queen of the harpies!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
Here's your crown YOUR MAJESTY!
― oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)
Aw, nuts! I mean, uh … aw, nuts!
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 August 2014 12:33 (eleven years ago)
I'm a guy like me!
― paolo, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:32 (eleven years ago)
When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another floor on your house!
― DavidLeeRoth, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
"How does your Mom usually punish you?""She makes me taste beer"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
I was thinking recently about how this ^^ - said to his heartbroken child - is a stunningly cruel thing to hear in a TV show. This show could be dark at times.
― jmm, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)
Hommer: bart! go to your room!
bart: eat my shorts!
― cool music buff (missingNO), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
ned flanders: hidely-ho, neighborino!
homer: shut up, flanders
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
(Skinner, in Bart's daydream:) "Class, instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the.....box factory"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
In the spirit of why Leee started this thread, last night my bf was telling me how he'd said to another (cranky junkie just-got-dumped) friend of ours that his relaysh with me was going really well, and that the guys face fell, like he was really bummed/jealous.
All I could think to say was "so basically, you told him you sleep in a big bed with your wife?".
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)
were they the big man at the crack factory
― a cheese has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)
OMG lol
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)
homer: mmm, donuts
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:09 (eleven years ago)
bart: don't have a cow man
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)
nelson: ha ha!
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)
everytime i've started a new job or moved to a new office and i find the new bathroom i'll regularly be using i say "ahhh my new watering hole"
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
that's not what a watering hole is
― Number None, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
some watering holes smell like bathrooms tbf
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)
"Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"
"Yes, yes it does."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaTNV5pCMAES2VO.jpg
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
xp yea number none I know what a watering hole is
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
I mean i took the phrase from a scene where homer is in a fuckin bar and not a bathrom
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
Well it says here we're Ratt
― paolo, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)
Now whar's me toothpick?
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:20 (eleven years ago)
bf has taken to putting beercaps on my head and calling me queen of the harpies, recently.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 11 January 2015 05:38 (eleven years ago)
Where's my spy camera?
― paolo, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:28 (eleven years ago)
that ep is def. top ten all time. easily best of the season
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)
A co-worker of mine was talking to his mother on the phone just now, and mentioned his wife and kids going to the county fair with some friends and said, "They're Albanians," and before I could stop myself I interjected, "You mean all white with pink eyes?"
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)
I hope he got the reference.
― a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:01 (ten years ago)
He did!
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)
stuck in my head since I came across it again last weekend.
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV." "What's on?" "It doesn't matter."
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:20 (ten years ago)
and:
"I was a fool to help that horrible old man!" "I hope you learned your lesson Lisa. Never help anyone."
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:29 (ten years ago)
Someone at work was asking of a training aid designed by one of our other sites "What's inside the electrical cabinet?"
I couldn't help saying "a family of possums. The big one is called Bitey."
ONE OTHER PERSON got it.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)
Mission accomplished, man. Also get a job at a better company.
― a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 14 August 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)
Has the show got better again? I remember several people saying it had gone seriously downhill a bit over a decade ago so I haven't really sat through new ones since. Noticed the drop in quality and move toward formula at the time. It involved things including the treatment of the characterisation of Homer where he just became mindlessly stupid.It also moved away from the visual quotations of films which I liked from earlier seasons.I noticed it went from sidesplittingly funny to just about humourous and largely formulaic. So has it got good again?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 15 August 2015 06:56 (ten years ago)