Porpentine's reputation for abusive behavior toward other queer women
I didn't know about this. Sucks if so, because if nothing else she has been an instigator for a lot of people to find a voice through DIY gaming. Mostly appallingly shitty twine games I'd rather shoot myself than play, but that kind of doesn't matter - I don't need to want to play them for them to be useful to a community. Porpentine games themselves are very varied in quality, which I guess goes with the personal-gonzo style. This one I remember as being okay?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I think this is one of her stronger works, although the narrative of the player character in the 1990s takes time to unfold. Their Angelical Understanding from 2013 (http://aliendovecote.com/uploads/twine/angels/angel.html#48is also worth playing through. I won't get into the grievances people have had with Porpentine here, but I don't have a good reason to disbelieve anyone who's felt emotionally mistreated. Still, the twine community carries on, whether or not I find many of their games compelling.
― one way street, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
sounds interesting, will give it a shot soon
― Nhex, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: Quadropus Rampage – iOS/Android – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/BITZlLa.jpg
Website | Metacritic | Touch Arcade | Droid Horizon | Trailer
I love a good Roguelike. More than that, I enjoy a good game that makes excellent use of Roguelike design elements. Enter Quadropus Rampage: an "Endless Roguelike Brawler" starring an incredibly angry four-legged octopus and his almost equally miffed starfish companion. It's a weird concept, certainly, however Butterscotch Shenanigans knows exactly what they're doing. - Rob Rich, 148 Apps
Man, folks slept on this. Action RPG meets iphone sized gameplay length. Loot, rampage, descend, die, rinse repeat. - s.clover
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
ok black crown (the first game listed) is def the best writing ive ever seen in storynexus, holy crap. super creepy
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link
thing i am gonna check out this Quadropus Rampage
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
looking forward to more recommendations from AnalDoomsday
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
man if i had a dollar for every time youve said that
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: flower – PS4/Vita – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/bBnTrOJ.jpg
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FLOWER | Concluding The Third Annual Coint and Plick Poll: ILG’s Best Video Games of 2009 - Part Four: #1 through #20
typical hipster comment "this must be amazing to X while you're high". you can tell something is overrated pseudo intellectual tripe when junkies come on a video and bore you with some anecdote about how they shoot heroin to this or whatever. if anything it shows how unengaging gameplay wise this "game" must be if its possible to "play" it will taking illegal substances. this game has no story, you play as a petal ffs, yet "oh no its too deep for you, its minimalist art you uncultured barbarian" - Gabriel Voidx, 8 months ago
This captivated a room of thirtysomethings on New Year's Eve at a friend's house. - Jordan
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
(AnalDoomsday is not an ilxor fwiw, just some person in a comments section.)
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
sure he isnt
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
AnalDoomsday is every person in a comments section IMO
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
We are all AnalDoomsday.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
*breathes sigh of relief about not going with AaanalDddoomsday as commenter name at the last minute*
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
AnalDoomsday is a feeling
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
actually if you could just work AnalDoomsday into every pullquote credit from here on out that would probably be for the best
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
Hungry4AnalDoomsday
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
really great use of the touch controls and overall a very solidly designed game - forkscloveanaldoomsday
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
my mom and sister LOVED this game despite both being non-gamers. they went so far as to get 100% (or whatever equivalent this game has) on every level except the one that I had done and forced me to 100% that level like 6 months later
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
lol it wasn't until I clicked on the picture that I realized I've been confusing flower with grOw
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
not the best storynexus i have played, but far from the worst - emil.doomsday
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
yep. slow day at work.
also I get what dude is going for but man do I want to punch the second paragraph of the Gamespot review in the neck
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
In Flower, you ride the wind. You enter the first level to see a single hovering flower petal; you press a button to surge forward and carry the petal with you, and tilt the controller to steer, as if you're the pilot of a blissful breeze. As you rush through the grass and natural growth, you pass through clusters of flowers, each bud blooming and adding a petal to the ever-growing bouquet that sails through the air. Each time you glide through a batch of flowers, petals emit notes that complement the bucolic soundtrack. In this way, you aren't just a player but a musical collaborator, composing your own countermelody as you rush ahead. Flowers are arranged in rows, circles, and other patterns, and following those patterns enhances the musical effect by allowing each tone to flow into the next.
SHUT UP
Whoever wrote nauseating paragraph is a total f'king anal doomsday suppository.
― xelab, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
someday AnalDoomsday is going to google his screen name and then there will be a reckoning. or maybe a homecoming.
― reddening, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
*almost googles "AnalDoomsday" at work before catching himself*
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
oh, analdoomsdaypaws
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: Poker Night 2 – PS3/X360/PC/Mac/iOS – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/WDYAqN5.gif
Website | Metacritic | Gamespot | Mac Life | Trailer
this maybe could have been my game of the year except for the minor sticking point that the game is HORRENDOUSLY BROKEN. hangs and crashes and all of that. in a poker game. and oddly because it appears that the people who made it could code animations and tons of threaded dialog and branched storyline shit but could not actually code - jjjusten
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OTM
the creepy lag spikes followed by the rush of the animation trying to synch back up to the audio track is incredibly unsettling, much more unsettling than a poker game should be
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link
so fucking otm as soon as i saw that pop up i thought "who would vote for something w/ that many hangs/full on crashes/etc"? shit was fully unplayable on ps3, dunno abt other platforms but jesus christ what a mess.
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
I actually only ever had it freeze on me once
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
well I mean freeze and then didn't recover
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
hahaha the great thing is that gif is actually a lot like trying to play the game
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
it's funny how well the story bits are incorporated into the horribly broken framework
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
freezes never recover (hang = like a freeze but eventually "recovers")freezes are infinite~~crashes are console killers (or on pc/mobile usually just the app dies)
GLAD 2 HELP ILX BUGTRACKING NOMENCLATURE TODAY
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I've never seen an actual crash, that would be fun as long as there wasn't any destructive buffer overrun involved
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
i am pretty sure that poker night 2 is the only time i have ever seen an actual ps3 retail kit running a released game crash, although i have seen a few x360 retail kits do it (not for years tho, unless you count hardware failures which i do not)
usually at the very least you can get into guide/XMB and terminate but this game made even that imposs!!! i was impressed. should not have been allowed to come out as per sony standards.
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link
ultra business tycoon III: i feel like i would've really reveled in porpentine's game style seven or eight years ago, around the same time i felt like i "got" tao lin. right now i feel fatigued by all the vivid, unmoored language; it doesn't give me a thrill like i think it's meant to, i don't "get it" anymore, i can no longer access that headspace.
poker night 2: i had this on my steam wishlist, figuring 5 bucks might be worth some sam & max jokes, but maybe i'll just watch a let's play instead.
― reddening, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: NES Remix – WiiU – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/1HfuUrq.jpg
Website | Metacritic | Nintendojo | Escapist | Trailer
Like Retro Game Challenge but with actual retro games. How little they tend to directly touch these games means that when they do the surreality of it is enhanced further (the bits where the view just keeps zooming out and Link climbing Donkey Kong girders are highlights so far) - if
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: Type:Rider – iOS/Android/PC – 5 pts – 1 vote
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Website | Metacritic | Slide to Play | Gamezebo | Trailer
We live in a world of type. We tattoo our cities in it from top to bottom. It clothes us, and sometimes armors us. Yet despite the fact that it permeates every aspect of our lives, few of us really feel that they understand typography. A new game, Type:Rider, aims to change all of that by turning some of the world's most influential fonts into a multiverse of video game worlds. - John Brownlee, Fast Company
The most beautiful game I played all year. The Kandinsky painting come to life was astonishing. The gameplay itself is a bit weak, and the crashes are irritating. Still, a reminder that there are possibilities we have barely explored. - s.clover
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: Guacamelee! (including Gold Edition) – PS3/PS4/Vita/Xbone/PC – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/NrhJvOa.gif
Website | Metacritic | Pocket Gamer | x | Trailer
You begin Guacamelee as a poor Mexican farmer named Juan, whose boring life is interrupted when the woman he loves is kidnapped by a murderous skeleton named Carlos Calaca. Juan is killed in a botched rescue attempt but finds himself resurrected as a luchador in the realm of the dead. Journeying through the forests, deserts and temples of the surrounding countryside, Juan builds up an arsenal of mystical wrestling powers to take on the dastardly Calaca.Guacamelee smartly "gates" new areas behind obstacles that only new skills and abilities can overcome, and those new tricks are also added to Juan’s growing combat and platforming repertoire. The headbutt skill destroys yellow blocks but also can be used to send enemies ping-ponging across the screen. The uppercut destroys red blocks and allows you to extend your jump just enough to access some initially out-of-reach ledges. Every upgrade grants the immediate satisfaction of new areas to explore and the extended goal of mastering a new move. - Philip Kollar, Polygon
Guacamelee smartly "gates" new areas behind obstacles that only new skills and abilities can overcome, and those new tricks are also added to Juan’s growing combat and platforming repertoire. The headbutt skill destroys yellow blocks but also can be used to send enemies ping-ponging across the screen. The uppercut destroys red blocks and allows you to extend your jump just enough to access some initially out-of-reach ledges. Every upgrade grants the immediate satisfaction of new areas to explore and the extended goal of mastering a new move. - Philip Kollar, Polygon
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link
It figures I would miss some tag shit in my last one of the day, haha.
see ya tomorrah
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
Guacamelee is awesome for its design and humor, but some of the platforming hits a level of difficulty that just pissed me off and had me quit.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link
ok so the kandinsky level isn't the only amazing level in type:rider. all the modern levels are pretty great -- the bahaus one equally so, and the newspress / nytimes one only slighly less so. if you can get this cheap or on a free promo, its def worth it, and if you're at _all_ a typography geek this is the only game made to target your demo and your demo alone. i mean shame the gameplay isn't fantastic, but the design is astonishing.
also if you ever think you might be in a "are videogames like art maaaan" discussion this is good to have in yr back pocket.
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link
but if you want a great platformer, i mean, probably a mario knock-off will be more rewarding.
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
Haven't played it yet, but still expected a better showing for Guacamelee.
― one way street, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link
seems kinda underlooked, given the positive reaction i've seen
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 04:44 (ten years ago) link
Honorable Mention: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies – 3DS – 5 pts – 1 vote
http://i.imgur.com/abyj0aD.jpg
Website | Metacritic | EGM | Polygon | Trailer
Probably only playing to fans at this point (hence the online-only release?) but this was the best entry in a long time. Gameplay-wise just much better executed recently, and the strands of plot were tied together in a way that was much more fun and in the last case more emotional. A couple of dodgy gender-related missteps and the ridiculous final reveal were the only downsides. Looking forward to finally getting to play AA vs Professor Layton. - if
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link
I wish they'd port all of the PW games to iPod Touch, or online, or something. I've only played the first but I love it so much and could easily become some kind of gibbering fangirl.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link