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Pete Doherty: Best Rock Sitar since Jarvis Cocker (2 new answers, 118 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you look like in your mustache?

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

In keeping with ILX grammar:

How long does people have to live?

(How long does the pope have to live )

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

How long does the poop have to live (32 new answers, last at 8:55 pm)

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Self-Decapitation: Classic Or Dud

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Kranken Communcations (1 new answer)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 3 February 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Even More Smack In SF

Talking Even More Smack In SF

― W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"I need good tits for a western"

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The ILX throngs are here!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to be a famous telemarketer who does famous things all the famous time

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Your favourite misread ILX thread titties!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously guys, seriously, I do need good tits for that western

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"come anticipate your car wrecks here"

― f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP GETTING BONG WRONG (31 new answers, 57 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: The Excelsior Vs The Omg Vs The Amazing Randy (48 new answers)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you shelve this puzzle? (17 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you like about abortion?

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 10 February 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

So. Have you fckd up your wife?

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

CDs for 99 cents (or close enough), and they're all actually stocked! and not intentional decoys

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kokomo No1 - "Tradi-Modern" - This shit is unreal

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Senator Frankenstein

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I am SO SICK of my job. Should I become a writer?

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking More Smack In San Francisco

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Indie Chick Dot Com

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Bono Drag OPO
Franz Ferdinand And The Return of Cooties In Music

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Alicia Keys' daughter is a lesbian and is coming out on Wolf Blitzer's show on CNN.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Franz Ferdinand and the Rectum of Coolness in Music

― Matt Chesnut, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

nme your favorite unrecognized musical genius (16 new answers, 96 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Man Fired After Being Photoshopped Drinking Wrong Beer

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The thread for anticipating Black Sabbath's mix of Rammstein's "Keine Lust" (3 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly misread

Lightning Bolt ||| Brian Gibson's Bass (12 new answers, 40 total) as
Lightning Bolt ||| Debbie Gibson's Ass

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You honest ass reader you! ;)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(ILE)

"Taking Short Sides: Takes" (8 new answers)

(I'm having a fever. Really. So...no wonder...)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 18 February 2005 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

What Should I get my girlfriend for her 81st birthday?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

What makes a band die?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Why should I get a girlfriend for my 18th birthday?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The gigantic statue of Katie Holmes in Trafalgar Square.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have sex right now?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Is rock less invective than other popular music genres?

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sold my ibook (30 new answers)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 25 February 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Films That Have Aged Badly (74 new answers)
Films That Have Aged Radly (58 new answers)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

My terrible night fucking old man asshole

― the other kate (ffs!) (papa november), Friday, 25 February 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(ILMisreading)

Eri Klas - Search Him Out. For Heaven's Sake, Don't Destroy Him! (2 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 26 February 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You know you've qualified as a bum fluff maniac when...

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Deadhead ex-roommate owes $$. What would you do?

wall of voodoo - classic or dud?

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Arnie (From Norway) (22 new answers, 705 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

people who talk through memories (130 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"john mayer is DJing at the canal room in nyc tonight and i have a ticket but no one to go with... (77 new answers)"

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Root-based economy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 3 March 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuting people out of your life.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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