Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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we're listening

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:48 (twelve years ago)

Pretty sure nobody's made the slippery slope argument here, or indeed anywhere else. Most people just think sex fantasies about cartoon ponies is pretty gross and weird in itself.

emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:48 (twelve years ago)

i recall serious thought & arguments about who was the hottest woman in the x-men, kids' emerging sexuality is going to fixate on w/e they're engaged w/, i guess this generation is unlucky w/ the whole lurid equine thing #teamrogue

ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:51 (twelve years ago)

i recall serious thought & arguments about who was the hottest woman in the x-men

this....is not that great of a thing!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:54 (twelve years ago)

iirc those arguments last well into old age not sure what yr point is

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:56 (twelve years ago)

who could possibly hate a group that's been responsible for so much funny shit

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)

also i mean yeah yeah kids do dumb shit but i'm pretty sure the person who made the plush bronies with holes for penetration was well above voting age

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)

or plush ponies, whatever

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)

plush bronies with holes for penetration

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:58 (twelve years ago)

dear god in heaven, what an awful typo

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:03 (twelve years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:05 (twelve years ago)

there are people who will sexualize ANYTHING! disney movies, comic books, w/e, and the term bronie does not refer to people who do that - it's not like being a 'furry' or w/e - the word refers to fans, period! so that's fucked up to tar kids who like a cartoon with that brush

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:20 (twelve years ago)

theres tons of furrys who arent into it in a sick sex way

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)

but its also a fair point that preteens are gonna sexualize any media theyre engaging with, but that is not necessarily 'creepy' or something to make fun of xp

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:22 (twelve years ago)

xp - 4 real?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:22 (twelve years ago)

are there a sizable number of people who sexualize these cartoon ponies? is this real or is it just internet smoke and mirrors shit?

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:25 (twelve years ago)

wrt adults & plush holes i'm reminded of the hideous & profoundly nsfw oneohtrix point never video for still life -http://warp.net/records/oneohtrix-point-never/still-life-betamale-video-and-stream-r-plus-seven - which mostly makes me wonder why someone bothered to make it

ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:25 (twelve years ago)

yeah theres always been regular anthro people who dont get any sexual kick out of it, they just like the art or the costumes or whatever, and then there's the (sizable) subsection for whom its a sex thing

i think its just called 'bronies'! its on netflix, and very boring tbh because there is nothing notable about these kids unless youre aghast that a boy would be into a 'girl thing'

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, February 10, 2014 9:12 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

iirc this was made with the explicit aim to give bronies a better name... like if you ever watch one of them prison guard TV shows on basic cable they never show you the roided out dudes who want to crack some black people skulls. they show you captain america and hard working mom

fwiw i know some furries and bronies and most of them are sickos, i dont judge anyone for being a fucked up ass freakshow who's thirsty for futa pony cum, and in fact i dont think not being into that stuff makes you better than anyone who is... but it is definitely funny as shit and they will all admit to that and would rather joke about it with u than be looked at like tragic wounded birds

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)

"sizable" no

enough to find really weird jpegs if youre looking for them - like anything else on the internet lol - YES

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)

it was made to give bronies a better name WHY? like, maybe this was encouraged by huge groups of teenagers and kids who are into the show because its good and are tired of being equated with 50 year old duded who want to fuck horses?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:28 (twelve years ago)

*dudes

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:29 (twelve years ago)

There's someone who is into everything. I saw a show recently where a guy was in a sexual (he made a big point of emphasizing the sex part) relationship with 20 inflatable pool toys.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:30 (twelve years ago)

I think I was more shocked by his ability to juggle so many of them rather than the fact that he was screwing floaty dragons tbh. They had names and he took them on dates and everything.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:31 (twelve years ago)

xp or are you saying this movie was made by pervy old dudes as propaganda and none of the footage of the conventions, etc, is real

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:31 (twelve years ago)

i prob shouldnt speak on it any more without having seen the doc, im just saying theres a reason bronies have a certain reputation that say angry beaver fans dont have, despite the existence of this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/mkAAgK1.png

but now that im thinking about it maybe Q from star trek has a point, if its really the small yet vocal minority of freakish bronies making the normal gentle souled ones look bad, maybe his doc is doing good

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)

so i guess the only possible mark against bronies the weird sex shit huh

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:00 (twelve years ago)

i await the STOP KINKSHAMING BRONIES jezebel articles after that one bronycon DJ's controversial performance at the vmas

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:02 (twelve years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/fart/status/407647734217199617/photo/1?screen_name=fart

mh, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:24 (twelve years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/CJ_Brony/status/345796037367189504?screen_name=CJ_Brony

mh, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:25 (twelve years ago)

I never got a "male kids into female-targeted cartoon" vibe, although that is a good basis for a film showing these are just kids who like a well-scripted animated show. I tend to get a "people who are socially awkward and older than the target audience who are engaging with the source material in deviant ways because they are neurotypical but very socially underdeveloped and have sexual attachments to cartoon horses" thing.

I have met one dude who I was told was a brony, who was married with a real adult job, and he couldn't read social cues. Like, at all.

mh, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:31 (twelve years ago)

there really has to be a word for the accelerated way that underground culture can go from "hey this thing is pretty cool" to "THIS PONY IS MY WAIFU LIL B YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH" faster than ever

COMME des ÇIGARBOX (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:33 (twelve years ago)

oh god see now i just had to go and google "waifu"

gbx, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:43 (twelve years ago)

http://cf.badassdigest.com/_uploads/images/36298/abcsdeath__span.jpg

Another thing is that MLP is not for anyone over the age of 8. If there were clubs sprouting all around us of 14-year-old "children" rubbing their dicks up on stuffed Care Bears (no, I haven't googled yet, don't wanna), I'd be preaching from the same podium.

Do I care about the clubs? Nah. Do I care that it's boys liking a girl thing? Nah. Is it the sexualization of a goddam pop-tart colored equestrian universe created for children but jizzed on by weirdos in fedoras? Yeah, maybe.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:14 (twelve years ago)

so THAT'S what happened to Dante

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:57 (twelve years ago)

That picture is kind of hot, not going to lie.

J3ff T., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

What's creepier, Bronies vs Shirley Temple as a phenomena

cardamon, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)

what makes shirley temple creepy idgi?

Mordy , Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)

nothing creepy about MLP, either. bronies are fans. i'm sure ST has similarly creepy fans, they just lack name & currency.

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)

shirley temples in the conference room

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

lol

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

also i get the feeling that MLP fandom is in general prob pretty harmless & uncreepy, but the popular perception of it gets skewed due the intersection of 4chan crepedom and internet ppl needing memes to glom

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:00 (twelve years ago)

these dolls are pretty creepy

http://www.shirleytempledolls.com/alldolls.php

I R Jones (soref), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)

"composition baby"

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:03 (twelve years ago)

this shirley temple forum is now populated solely by robots pushing footwear

http://shirleydolls.proboards.com/

I R Jones (soref), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:12 (twelve years ago)

no offense, soref, but kinda think only a bot could've wrote that last sentence.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:35 (twelve years ago)

Another thing is that MLP is not for anyone over the age of 8. If there were clubs sprouting all around us of 14-year-old "children" rubbing their dicks up on stuffed Care Bears (no, I haven't googled yet, don't wanna), I'd be preaching from the same podium.

― pplains, Tuesday, February 11, 2014 12:14 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except that the current iteration of the show is made for teenagers, and is good enough that many non-weirdo adults are into it, kinda like power puff girls

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:38 (twelve years ago)

not nec made for teenagers, per se, but the creator def quoted as saying she wanted it to have wide appeal so that teens and even adults could enjoy the writing and characters

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:38 (twelve years ago)

doesnt really explain dude fuckin norbert's toes upthread, or w/e fucked up shit goes on with that shit, but i couldn't rally care less about that and i don't think common enough to warrant concern tbh. just kind of not down with vilifying children for stupid reasons, don't really care about hurting's furry BFFs or w/e

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:42 (twelve years ago)

My roomie and I watched an ep after we watched the doc

It was good & I wouldn't leave the room if somebody else was watching it

, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:44 (twelve years ago)

Gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

At least these kids are playing dress-up in pony clothes and not doing something really dreadful, like playing soccer.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:50 (twelve years ago)


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