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zanarkand bozo (abanana), Friday, 7 February 2014 00:50 (twelve years ago)

So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

I just got this last month when Groucho said it :(

the most important comma of all time (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 7 February 2014 01:03 (twelve years ago)

I don't think I realised the Beatles was a pun until I was about 25.

― Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.)

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 10:18 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh because like "Beat"

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:42 (twelve years ago)

I just turned 25, too

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:42 (twelve years ago)

when I was a little kid I thought it was "Beat" + [indie rock band] "Battles", but I can't imagine being 25 and still not getting it.

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)

So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

I just got this last month when Groucho said it :(

I had never heard this before Britney, and I thought she was so clever!

jaymc, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:54 (twelve years ago)

Only realized Lipps Inc of Funkytown fame was a pun about 25 years after the fact

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 9 February 2014 11:38 (twelve years ago)

oh whoops

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:57 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Appletiser = Appetiser

inside out trousers (dog latin), Thursday, 6 March 2014 09:32 (twelve years ago)

Also until today I thought it was called Appletise

inside out trousers (dog latin), Thursday, 6 March 2014 09:32 (twelve years ago)

until 2003 it was

conrad, Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:03 (twelve years ago)

is three-piece suite a pun on three-piece suit?

conrad, Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:04 (twelve years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M2YP5MZ7L.jpg

eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:14 (twelve years ago)

no

conrad, Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:16 (twelve years ago)

it's good enough for me

eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:19 (twelve years ago)

:)

conrad, Thursday, 6 March 2014 10:34 (twelve years ago)

It's a pun on a 3p sweet.

Alba, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:00 (twelve years ago)

Is this Walthamstow takeaway a pun on Hamburger Hill?

http://i.imgur.com/YyxnjA7.png

Alba, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:05 (twelve years ago)

There's got to be a better pun out there.

inside out trousers (dog latin), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:11 (twelve years ago)

Sorry, it's not a takeaway, what was I thinking?

Alba, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

Ice Capades: escapades

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)

Michelle Shocked. Good grief, that one only took 25 years to sink in.

pplains, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:19 (twelve years ago)

lol Morbs. What did you think capades were?

continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 10 March 2014 00:31 (twelve years ago)

there's a restaurant i drive past sometimes at the top of a gently sloping incline called 'thai on the hill' which i have come to think might be a lonely goatherd pun.

estela, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:31 (twelve years ago)

just got that "true detective" is a play on "turd detective"

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Monday, 10 March 2014 00:34 (twelve years ago)

Lode Runner/ Road-runner

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Girls Aloud (thanks to Glenn Frey for clarifying this one)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:28 (twelve years ago)

Don't get it?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RQw6rx6.jpg

, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:48 (twelve years ago)

Ah! I thought the puns was something like "curse aloud", which would've been weak.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)

Michelle Shocked. Good grief, that one only took 25 years to sink in.

Just saw this, and just got this right now. Never even occurred to me that it might be a pun :-(

ailsa, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

omg. Me too.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

whoa

i had to say it out loud just now and heeeey

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)

Ah! I thought the puns was something like "curse aloud", which would've been weak.
--Tuomas

The "come trues" of our time

open-y, ob-la-da (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)

lol Morbs. What did you think capades were?

Arena spectacles meant to bore small children to tears.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

The nasty party = the nazi party?

Alba, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 12:35 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Not a pun exactly but it's only just occurred to me that the slang word "phizzog" is likely a corruption of "visage"

[email protected]_U (wins), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 06:56 (twelve years ago)

Physiognomy, more likely (which may be related to visage).

nickn, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 07:08 (twelve years ago)

it was physiognomy and they come from distinct roots

visage

Middle English: via Old French from Latin visus ‘sight’, from videre ‘to see’.

physiognomy

Origin

late Middle English: from Old French phisonomie, via medieval Latin from Greek phusiognōmonia ‘judging of a man's nature (by his features)’, based on gnōmōn ‘a judge, interpreter’.

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 07:17 (twelve years ago)

slang etymologies that you had misconstrued

conrad, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:36 (twelve years ago)

Oh. There you go

[email protected]_U (wins), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:43 (twelve years ago)

Is smashing pumpkins a pun?
― B'wana Beast, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

OMG as in "fantastic jugs" and/or "destroying fruit"?

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

no idea if "pumpkins" is a word to describe jugs

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

loooooool @ that thought

Who whom kissed? (imago), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/29/article-0-0BD23771000005DC-457_468x596.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:55 (twelve years ago)

3.1 Origin of name

Most answers to this question are only semi-serious, as they've heard it way
too often. The March '93 fan club newsletter gave the following story:

"Gene Simmons came to us in a dream and said: 'Joe Strummer is a pumpkin,
drunken and smashed.'"

On Vieuphoria, they simply said "It's a joke." However, the most serious
answer comes from an interview with D'Arcy by the Washington Post(11/19/93):

"The name of the band is a stupid name, a dumb bad joke and a bad idea, OK?"
she says. "Billy named the band before there even was a band. He was like, 'I'm
gonna have a band and it's gonna be called this.' 'Smashing' is not a verb,
it's an adjective. It's not like we like to smash pumpkins or anything. And we
are not amused by pumpkin jokes anymore."

So, there you have it. "Smashing" is an adjective, not a verb (think British
here if you're still having trouble). :-)

how's life, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:56 (twelve years ago)

ari up

i r stupid

doctrine the house (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)

just got that "true detective" is a play on "turd detective"

― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, March 9, 2014 8:34 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:34 (twelve years ago)

ari up

i r stupid

ooof

rage against martin sheen (sic), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

still unsure if phil "the power" taylor is a pun

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:24 (twelve years ago)


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