Cricket

you thought England couldn't become any more of a laughing stock? KP has been told his England career is over. Selvey rejoices.

a shame, but at least we won't have to hear about it ad nauseam any more

whaaat

fuck the ecb

sack the ecb lol xp

sporting administrative body incompetent shockah

we're still left with a shitty captain who lost the ashes 5-0

Brilliant, fantastic decision.

Cook is just ruthless, my type of guy.

yeah like it had anything to do with him

That will cut little ice with the majority of England cricket followers who expressed immediate opinion. Predictably, Piers Morgan was the most voluble, describing Alastair Cook, who as captain was involved in the discussions that led to the decision, as "a repulsive little weasel".

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/feb/04/kevin-pietersen-england-ecb

why is piers morgan shitting all over cricket, can't he stick to talent shows

he's a handy shibboleth. you can divide cricketers and commentators between those who seem somehow to admire him and those who can't abide the fucker.

actually that's a good point. Brett Lee for instance confirmed as fuckwit numero uno of the recent Aussie retirees, ditto Flintoff. might repost that Iain O'Brien tweet

Iain O'Brien @iainobrien
It’d be good if professionals could make the right decision all of the time, @piersmorgan.

Your bad decisions got people killed.

it's strange, some people seem to think him imbued with special moral authority or glamour, such that they crave his good opinion, while he of course goes around grubbing-up whatever avatars of populism he can find to accrue to himself. an acrid little reduction of media-sport symbiosis.

ah yes, good to see that tweet again.

yeah like it had anything to do with him

― ۩, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was the P Morgan tweet as reported but also the piece by Mike Selvey below:

The events of 2012 have been raked over and the truce, particularly with Andy Flower, was never an easy one, although they managed a professional working relationship. The decision of Strauss to retire was crucial to this for, had he stayed, it is unlikely that Pietersen would have been selected again on the back of such disrespect for his team and captain.

Instead Cook, as the new captain, championed his cause and Pietersen was retained. That Cook has undergone such a change of mind since is as telling as anything.

Surely the ECB gave weight to Cook's opinion more than most.

Anyhow, this is some carnage - couldn't have seen both Flower and Pietersen going.

Will be sickening to read an account of this tour once the dust settles. Might be many years for that to happen though.

swann's probably halfway thru publishing his tbf

That full Selvey piece posted above is worth a read.

In the meantime, cricket goes on, Kumar Sangakarra has scored a triple century against the plucky Bangladeshis.

RIP KP, heaven needed a South African dude that looked like a skunk on acid once.

lol don't worry he'll be round your way for Matty "Jesus" Hayden's Big Bash League soon enough

Is that the first triple in an innings when only one other player has passed 50?

what on earth are NZ doing :D

yeah McCullum has done a number on them!

looks like Mitch is about to go to town on the Saffers...

crikey, maybe he really is that good now. you'd think someone could play this (if anyone can, Amla and ABDV can, and they're in now)

seeing him live brought it home just how quick he is. Rhino is no slouch but Mitch was another level.

mitch mitch mitch

STRAYA, WE'RE THE FUCKEN BEST

natural order restored

^^ real talk

A century from Warner is going to be a huuuuuge chilli on the stick.

Johnson takes all of 5 balls to pick up his 1st wicket of the 2nd innings

AB gone - different class to the rest - stick a fork in 'em

Just the 12 wickets so far for Mitch.

Demolition! That was fun to watch.

Mental disintegration is back! ~STRAYA~

nobody has hurt more south africans than dis bloke (since breaker morant that is)

http://images.smh.com.au/2013/11/27/4958950/johnson-729-620x349.jpg

extraordinary stuff from NZ here

I need to be up in <5 hours, but I can't look away. This is seriously incredible sport

Quite possibly the best innings I've ever seen. And he's back tomorrow!

281*, amazing!

Choice!

I note it failed to knock off the main story on a Cricinfo: what Michael Holding thinks about Mitch.

~BIG THREE CONSPIRACY~

did i ever mention that sportspeople retweeting their fans' obsequy gets on my wick

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhPK4uPCMAIp9i3.jpg

if that turns out to be Rhino's last match, then what a way to go!

amazing. I was sure they were cooked after the philander reversal.

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