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(genuine lols here DJP)

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)

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dunno what i tried first time round but this time it was "sex". didn't last a minute

― lex pretend, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (twelve years ago)

(I'm assuming that everyone saw that, but passed over it because it was just too obvious? But anyway, for posterity's sake)

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

well, just a lot of women getting butchered all around. i'm not saying it's wrong, just weird and worth thinking about.

― contenderizer, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:02 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

Mordy , Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:03 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I do not ever purposely lend impetus to my farts when I am in a public place. I do not go to great lengths to suppress them, either. I let nature take its course with minimal interference, but under the right circumstances I will make a bit of effort to mitigate them.

― Aimless, Monday, March 10, 2014 5:19 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)

Falcons filled some serious holes yesterday.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

I'm into yurts

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 01:17 (twelve years ago)

haha hey not fair

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)

meta-out-of-context

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:46 (twelve years ago)

I was in a hospital recently and there was a sign that said "YURT THIS WAY" and if you looked down the hallway there was indeed a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)

i . . . yurt myself today

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:48 (twelve years ago)

ooohoooooh looo-ove yuuuurts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:51 (twelve years ago)

Here's the picture of the yurt sign at the hospital

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/yurt.jpg

, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:16 (twelve years ago)

otm

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)

i don't understand that at all

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:51 (twelve years ago)

no exit, only yurt

j., Friday, 14 March 2014 03:59 (twelve years ago)

lol all you

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:06 (twelve years ago)

yurt place or mine

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:20 (twelve years ago)

A circular tent of felt or skins on a collapsible framework, used by nomads in Mongolia, Siberia, and Turkey.

He was greeted by dune buggies, which then took him across a lunar landscape for five hours to a collection of yurts, or Mongolian tents.

I don't get it.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:53 (twelve years ago)

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i don't understand that at all

― goole, Friday, March 14, 2014 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

That was hanging in this hallway that led to a Yurt. I guess people must have always mistaken it for an exit and found themselves in a yurt instead

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:56 (twelve years ago)

I just found an explanation online

Let us start on a tour of Shanghai Un1t3d F4m1ly H34lthcare Hospital (UFH). Upon arriving at the front gate, before you enter the hospital front door, on the left you will find the yurt. The yurt is a white, tent-like structure used for hospital-wide meetings, lectures, and special events. Originally, tribal Mongolians use the yurt as their houses. Why did Shanghai United Family hospital build a yurt? Well, this is actually tradition. When the first branch of UFH opened in Beijing, the founder had constructed the yurt. In which case, let us continue on the hospital tour.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (twelve years ago)

I g00gl3pr00f3d that because I didn't want people to google 龜 and find a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (twelve years ago)

uighurs gonna uig

goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:29 (twelve years ago)

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)

FUCK THE SIGN, WHERE IS A PICTURE OF THE YURT?

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:18 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vsTRfeM.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)

whoop whoop

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:26 (twelve years ago)

That's the yurt!!

, Monday, 17 March 2014 02:28 (twelve years ago)

shout out to yurts

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:30 (twelve years ago)

through a yurt darkly

j., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:44 (twelve years ago)

the long and winding yurt

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)

everybody yurts

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:20 (twelve years ago)

Yurt not to talk like that

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:24 (twelve years ago)

yurt cobain

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:35 (twelve years ago)

smells like tent spirit

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)

Shiver yurt timbers! It's not a tent.

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

what up to yurt mans and dem

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)

yurt cobain

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 9:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Respect.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)

all of a sudden you have a top predator in antarctica force feeding you penguins all day, it doesn’t get much better than that.”

― 龜, Monday, March 3, 2014 11:01 PM (3 weeks ago)

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Monday, 24 March 2014 20:01 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

DP has not aged well at all.
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, April 11, 2014

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:33 (twelve years ago)

:|

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:38 (twelve years ago)

love you dude

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:39 (twelve years ago)

haha I realized what I had done minutes after and in the back of my mind thought it might end up here.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:43 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn3.volusion.com/txjma.raguz/v/vspfiles/photos/4504948-1.jpg

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:47 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

guys I'm just talking about my own personal world of young people

― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)

He maketh me to scoop his shitbox
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, May 9, 2014

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:30 (twelve years ago)

sorry, had to.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:30 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

love the stuff with him in her

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:09 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

English cunt read Guardian (imago), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:21 PM (54 minutes ago)

a little sloppy...

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:25 PM (51 minutes ago)

..good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:34 PM (42 minutes ago)

a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:42 PM (34 minutes ago)

mm, a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:13 PM (3 minutes ago)

good ball there, mmhmm

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:15 PM (51 seconds ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

hahahahha

balls, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)


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