http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-throws-small-business-owner-into-seat-tells,35091/
This shit just kills me
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
“If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.”
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)
Does anyone else worry about the mental health of the Onion staff?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:58 (twelve years ago)
No.
― pplains, Friday, 31 January 2014 02:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/newly-tenured-professor-now-inspired-to-work-harde,35169/
― eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:25 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/huskies-unstoppable-during-coldweather-puppy-bowl,35142/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)
tbf I've had a lot of professors who have been tenured for decades and are still workaholic publishing machines
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)
Like, I think most of em are like that
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:00 (twelve years ago)
gah, why am I pedantically arguing against the Onion
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:01 (twelve years ago)
― Dan I., Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but that was exactly what the article suggested was the case! was there some subtext i missed?
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:15 (twelve years ago)
:P
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 06:12 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/russian-officials-promise-low-death-toll-for-olymp,35201/
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/reallife-nancy-drew-traces-source-of-her-hpv,35297/
― goole, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:01 (twelve years ago)
I like this because I know guys who shoot games and it's funny because it's true.http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-camera-operators-prepare-for-challenging-year,35274/
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument,35288/
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-fucking-dammit-youre-a-stupid-fucking-moron-wh,35305/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)
^^^ close to the bone
― ljubljana, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/german-leaders-quietly-confident-they-could-pull-o,35345/
“get [a second Holocaust] going”
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:55 (twelve years ago)
where to now the onion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:58 (twelve years ago)
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, February 21, 2014 4:55 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
ouch, you're right
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
the combination i guess
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
Reverend Al Sharpton Takes Time Off From Holy Duties To Make TV Appearance
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:36 (twelve years ago)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:18 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ljubljana, Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol yeah that felt a little too familiar over here
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGonCxJrcs0
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
THEN SHE ATE IT LIKE BUGS BUNNY
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/political-cartoonists-wife-finds-disturbing-nude-d,35402/
― goole, Saturday, 1 March 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)
omfg iwo jima
― balls, Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:42 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PbHo205M_U&list=PL4NL9i-Fu15iZLbSfrxZCpZfKchWr9Vna&feature=c4-overview-vl
"Robocop, a futuristic sci-fi thriller about a cyborg policeman, and, a remake of the classic 1924 film, 'The Robotic Police Officer'"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:51 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-marijuana-study-says-everyone-knows-youre-high,35386/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cam-girl-has-ash-on-forehead,35448/
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets,35507/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default&recirc=technology
little too close to home, this one
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
otm
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)
there are no jokes, only truths
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:52 (twelve years ago)
Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mischievous-koch-brothers-trick-beautiful-woman-in,35581/
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)
Apparently the fake Fred Phelps obituary, like the best Onion articles, fooled all kinds of idiots, including the Vice Mayor of Maricopa County, AZ who completely tripped over his own dick.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)
haaaaaaa
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 28 March 2014 19:09 (twelve years ago)
wow that story got really good
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
After mentioning he has “many, many” gay and lesbian friends, Farrell states he read the article with no prior knowledge of Phelps or The Onion. “If you read the article, it mentions nothing about him being anti military, which by the way, I support our troops 100 % and thank God every morning for the ones that put their lives and their families on the line for America,” Farrell writes. “All the article mentions is how this guy fought against Gay rights on a biblical platform that God set before us.”
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
Do you think people at the Onion have a potluck lunch to celebrate these wins?
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-58-of-worlds-japanese-speakers-white-23year,35690/
― 龜, Thursday, 3 April 2014 06:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/12-xtreme-slides-just-for-teens,35709/
w00t!
― Evan, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9OpUjuQ.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/exit-from-apartment-delayed-20-seconds-to-avoid-pl,35765/
― 龜, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tour-becoming-oneonone-between-guide-and-man-who-k,35759/
― Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, that was pretty OTM, been on that tour mannnny times.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:06 (twelve years ago)
So otm
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)
This one is too good, almost not funny
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)