Innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed

if it's long black socks on a man wearing shorts I think about this old man who used to jog along a local street in short shorts and dress socks

I got some nice dri-fit black socks that are long, but I mostly wear them with correspondingly long workout pants

i've seen men in shorts and black socks who looked pretty cute, but i think they would have looked cute regardless (sort of like the cute girl with a bad haircut is still cute)

i'm never talking about yogurt again if i can help it
it's too embarrassing

stonyfield is not bad but I prefer more tart. I will say Costco in my area sells this "indian style" yogurt (although I can't tell what's particularly indian style other than being marketed probably to local indian communities) that's plain, full-fat, and like $4 for the biggest tub I have ever seen.

You mean the biggest tube, right?

I get enormous 5 pound containers of plain yogurt from the Indian store around the corner, probably $4.99, don't remember exactly.

Tubes of yog are weird but what gets me is "Chobani CHAMPIONS TUBES"

But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.

Trader joe's European style yoghurt is pretty good and not at all sweet. It tastes like yoghurt should in my book.

Yes, that was actually our go-to brand when we did more shopping at Trader Joes, we just never make it there now.

damn it, Je55e, I thought I'd removed that picture of your throat scabs from my memory but it just came back

Yeah me too. I don't think I'll ever forget it. Looked like a rotten stuffed olive!

The throat olive of a CHAMPION.

adams olive

now I'm embarrassed all over again

I won't post a picture, but I am taking requests for emailed pics of my scabby goozle.

nah, I'll stick with the one where you're mugging next to a raccoon

I only posted that b/c I wanted to say "scabby goozle."

oh, we know

people proselytizing on street corners/public places make me irrationally embarrassed — not for myself but for them — in some a sympathetic "stop drawing so much attention to yourself!" kind of way. i'm not sure if it's totally innocuous.

some

ppl begging celebrities/enormous corporations/really anyone to follow them on social media

group sing-alongs - mostly stuff like happy birthday etc in smaller groups. but also hymns, fight songs, etc.

just purchased passion-fruit chobani at the grocery store, but i don't think i'm ready to eat it yet

haaaaaaaa

it is so delicious, that's the worst part
lately i have been buying the big containers of plain yog and adding my own flavors and it's turning out pretty well. rose petal jam + lemon curd was way better than any commercially purchased yogurt INCLUDING passion fruit chobani

god even writing that sentence i felt embarrassed (ashamed more like) for myself
enjoy your yogurt

weddings and wedding photography

speaking of which, "passion fruit"

although I am not entirely convinced that there actually exists such a fruit

you can call it maracuyá if you want

or lilikoi -- my daughter got me a jar of lililoi jam for Christmas from an Etsy seller from Hawaii, gooood stuff.

Can't do the seeds in that yoghurt, they creep me out

the phrase 'big ideas'

An ex-friend of mine used to use that to imply someone was overweight. "he's got big ideas..."

http://i.imgur.com/V6DOYSk.png

word to dwell.com for not falling into that

Yeah, they could've gone for "Big Spaces in Small Places," and I wouldn't have minded.

Schumer is calling on the diplomat, along with the head of the International Olympic Committee, to permit a delivery of Chobani Greek Yogurt to get into Sochi so the U.S. athletes can enjoy it.

It's their secret weapon, they grease their skis with Chobani to help them go faster.

@DoucheyCNNJourno The "greek yogurt" at this hotel sucks!

soon chobani will just be the official sponsor of the olympics and we've to start calling them the chobani bowl and that's when we'll be certain that the end is nigh

http://imgur.com/kpJpHO6

http://i.imgur.com/kpJpHO6.jpg

chobani instead of...oil?

why didn't we think of it before

learned english too good, know all kinds of words that aren't 'chobani'

@allyzay
Genuinely just emailed the cafeteria downstairs at work to ask them why they don't have Fage 2% and only have Fage 0% so kill me now.

Haaaah

imagining a deep-fryer full of bubbling chobani

would eat without embarrassment

http://breadetbutter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/passionfruit-yogurt-cheesecake-3.jpg

those seeds I just can't do

http://www.theaa.com/motoring_advice/images/van-mirror-patrol-face-440.jpg

"Yeah, I filled it up with Chobani instead of oil and it just died by the side of the road. I can't figure it out."

hahahahha!

goddamn yogurt

When a fictional character is shown to be a tech expert or nerd by spouting a bunch of jargon.

Especially when the "jargon" is pretty commonplace, like "ethernet" or "20 gigabyte solid state hard drive."

But what makes me cringe to death is when another character responds to the fairly accessible not-really-jargon with, "OK now in English, please?"