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I wonder what adam's excuse will be this time. ;)

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

maybe we could run a book on adam's excuses

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Friday sounds good actually, but I'll have to check it with the missus, I can't ask her now because she's interstate ffs.

By then I MIGHT HAVE A FUCKING JOB.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

*dies of shock at everyones yes reply*

(hahaha now I will probably stuff this up somehow. Quick moley, get the picture of the pike out ;P)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Me Trayce and Haitch all saying 'yes' for the same event? Am I on Candid Camera?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

If I dont turn up now you'll all kills me's wontchers?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

I certainly will. I can probably fucken aim from here actually.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

[er, assuming I do end up going obv]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

*boards up windows*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

how cool is that 'bursted with joy' thread on ilm? i think it's my favourite ilm thread for ages.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

ok i didn't actually intend to kill ile. sorry!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

hey kit i found that japanese bookshop in the galleries. bought the filth (i only had 5 mins! it was a bit mind boggling)

― mullzgrubbin, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

filth?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Heh, everyone just come along anyway, have a beer with ol' Mikey, sooky la-la of the independent school system.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T DRINK BEER.

Nor can I buy rounds, unfortunately. Nor am I morally capable of sponging.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

FINE. BE THAT WAY.

Have a fuckin' Coke.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

or revisit teenage years and get pissed on goon in the park before you arrive

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Goon! I hadn't considered goon.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

what kind of crazy person fails to consider goon

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

The type of crazy that leaves six carriage returns at the end of the post.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

looks more like two

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

shortest goddamned carriages I ever saw

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

little red caboose

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Nor can I buy rounds,

Who buys rounds? I dont.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

sigh

there are many people in the world who buy rounds. in answer to the question of 'who'.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

of course nobody would be expecting adam to do so. round buying etiquette is surely dependent on the group involved.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

Yes, and would that I had the funds I'd be buying rounds orright.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

i buy rounds!!!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i buy rounds too!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I was only speaking for myself re rounds, I didnt mean I assumed no one else does!

Man - I have to word things better, and Jim, why do you always sounds so pissed off at me lately? Hrm.

Ah well back to work...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

(For the record: esp in large groups, I dont like to buy rounds and if I can I'll beg out of adrink being bought for me, or offer the cash for it upfront. I dont have the money to be keeping tabs on the tab, as it were).

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

(OK I must be coming off looking like a grumpy amst style one line wanker lately, and I really dont mean to be, I'm just so busy with work I dont even think before I type, I really should just stay away from ilx)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I don't like buying rounds unless I'm getting a big hell of a drunk on and I'm flush with cash.

So are we doing this thing?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

i guess rounds are best on jug-o-beer drinking type occasions, such as i tend to be involved in at the uni tav, where beer is cheap anyway. but you guys are probably smart - if i go out for the night i tend to spend inordinate amounts of money and i'm sure some of it is on rounds for people that never pay me back and don't do the 'offer cash up front' approach. not to worry, swings and roundabouts i'm sure.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I do love the jug style of communal drinking. Something delightfully medieval about it all.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

spot on mikey! especially when you're all sitting at rickety wooden bench/table setups in teh beergarden. i also enjoy the delightfully fun communal drunkenness aspect!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

I bought a round for everyone last FAP, but I never get to see you guys, so I think it was justified. It's certainly not part of my normal pub behaviour (otherwise I'd never be able to afford to go out)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, when I was a poor uni student, as opposed to a poor school teacher, I'd duck across to the Clyde with uni pals and drink jugs for three houres until we were roaring pissed, then I'd go to my afternoon history tutes.

Fuck, those were the good old days, the golden days, the all or nothin' days!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

That was fuckin' swell of you to do that Kate.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Nice sidestep of my mutterings there guys ;) Hehehe. Dont mind me etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, never mind the crazy cat lady.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh I wasn't looking for praise mikey. I just wish I could be down there all the time. I assure you fapping would be at least bi-monthly.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

:P~~~

But aye, a good point re the jugs (fnarr). I mean like if Im out one on one with someone, they get our drinks in and i'll get the next drinks in, thats fine. I dont really think of that as rounds tho. Its a bit hard to be involved in a round when you're saying "o! Might a lady haveth the chardonnay imbibed with the finest of sparkling sodas?" cos everyone will just tell me to stop being such a pussy and drink the bloody VB they bought.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

Bwahahahahahah!

When I launch my first novel, you're all coming to the Supper Club and we'll drink our way through the menu.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

I'll have to take out a mortgage, but it can be done.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Also, Nick Cave is going to play at the premiere of the film adaptation and I will hire waiting staff to dress up as dead consumptive victorian whores.

GOTHARAMAMAMAMAMALALALAMADINGDONG!

too much coffee.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

O man I would totally volunteer to dress up as a consumptive whore zombie, but I couldnt wait tables on my own dinner let alone anyone elses ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

nAH, ilXors get a big fuckin' table to themselves.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

hey gaz! I just came home from Kneel Gayman reading/signing at that Japanese bookshop dans les galeries. via pub and beers and scotches. The Filth is pretty tops, you can re-read it every year and get something different out of it.

Filth Jim:
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― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

So what's he sound like? I imagine he sounds like someone's wet uncle.

Ah, THE FILTH! So it's out in TPB?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

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