One night stand? Now David Schwimmer's Left a million Little swimmers? LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)
Supreme Court making you feel antsy? Spritz our seltzer down your pants-y LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)
He saw and conquered Then he came Don't cry dear They're all the same LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
Has your squid slipped into squalor Crack the window and just holler "LYSOL DOUCHE"
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)
Not just great as disinfectant Try us you'll be unexpectant LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)
you can tell I'm on deadline
http://members.shaw.ca/revchu/stuff/men2zb.gif
― salsa shark, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)
that pic never fails to brighten up my day.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)
Dayglo anime Surprise Flowing freely From your thighs? LYSOL DOUCHE
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
Tattoo on your lower back? Bet you need to cleanse that crack! LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://cdnassets.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/693238/image-4_fullsize.jpg?a76b5203
Lysol clears away the cobwebs!!
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
"if i pretend to read this newspaper she'll eventually leave and take her stinking cockpocket with her"
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?
-- lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:52 (4 years ago) Link
Hold on, let's back way up to this um...sensual labyrinth...so that actually happens?
Kinda related, I know of these "identical" twins, two brothers, one has one ball and the other has three. I might have this backwards, but I think the three-ball twin is also the smart one.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)
At least they weren't Siamese twins.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)
If i had to choose, i would choose one ball over three. I hope i never have to make that choice!
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)
less is more, in this instance
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah but you could just get one removed and be back to average.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)
'Did Hitler have only one testicle?'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)
where would they be joined??? (xxxp)
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)
but then you would have left or right centred balls. either that or a big gap in the middle. Also, i'd sort of miss it once it was gone. Not enough to not have it removed in the first place, but enough to give me pangs of regret here and there.
xp
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)
I imagine they'd do some cosmetic sewing, right? This is getting painful to discuss...
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
woah, what if they could get all like a newton's cradle and smack their nuts really hard together to fix this dilemma. yeh?
― yungblut, Thursday, 17 July 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://tinyurl.com/3ja5xw
― rollerbeef, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)
lol bomb
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)
fail
― lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://maudnewton.com/images/2008/20081111_lysol.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
Five years laterfive years goneLook who's catching up:Salon Dot Com
LYSOL DOUCHE
― mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo&feature=related
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
totally thought this was the thread with my cadaver vagina stories
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
the thread with WHAT? please find and link!
― mh, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
oh man
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
!!!
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)
cadaver vagina stories
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)
board/tabletop games
― Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3AmPFArVc
― A piping hot bra of tits (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg
― remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
this is amazing
Memories, corners of mind, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
LYSOL?????????????????― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
leaving stainsall round his forehead?izzy stradlinsomething horrid?LYSOL DOUCHE― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
all-time.
― c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
genius
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
Just remembered it's International Women's Day :-/
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
haha I thought that's why you revived this!
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
it's like the vagina monologues, in a way
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
I was worried about vaginas.I was worried about what we think about vaginasAnd I was even more worried that we don't think about them.I was worried about my own vagina.LYSOL DOUCHE
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:24 (thirteen years ago)