My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Obviously you're turning into my sister.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, no, man," the guy shouted. "Here's your ear!"

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Bet they'd have damn fine food at their wedding.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

He had to shout, you see he had lost... nevermind...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is like prozac to me, so reliable.

― Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, I hope you're happy to know that saying "LFB" (Lucky. Fucking. Bitch(es).) has become a common meme amongst my friends here. That's saying the acronym itself *and* what it stands for.. although the former is more common, because you know, it's Seattle, and it's the geeky shit we do up here.

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I never knew what I was missing
Love with no passion in the kissing
I can't explain it, how you made me open up
And you showed me noses I never thought I'd see, whoa
I'd hate to think the clown could be me
‘Cause there is no one that makes me buck the way you do
You're some kinda lover
Turn me on, run from the bull
You're some kinda lover
Make me feel, oh, so real
Hold me and tell me that you love me, whoa
Right after you redress your cuts
We'll light a Zippo as a symbol of our love
Then we'll move real close like in a perfect fantasy, oh
I wish these moments could go on and on and on
But before you leave I want you to know
You're some kinda lover
Turn me on, make balloon animals
You're some kinda lover, yeah
Make me feel, oh, so real

Ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Ho, whoa, whoa, whoa
Ho
Yeah

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

My first thought of course, besides cod-Jody Watley lyrics, was that she could meet the ever more elusive Tracer Hand! This thread inspired me to do a little more digging and I'm happy to report that Tracer has appeared in competition as recently as 2004!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 14 May 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

L. F. B.

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Well so anyway my mom just emailed me. My other two sisters are in Europe right now, and, after having done the nude beach trip and, uh, meeting a shit ton of mimes, they are currently in the Coliseum, doing "gladiator things" (???) and being filmed by a French documetary filmmaking team.

Sometimes I wonder where the hell I exactly have misstepped.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Be thankful you didn't meet a shit ton of mimes!

Fuck that.

― donut e-goo (donut), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

*invents mimesweeper*

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The not finishing HS thing probably had something to do with it.

SPRING BREAK WOO!

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Could have been a shit ton of French goths.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It is neither spring nor are my sisters in high school, you madman.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Word.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude 'Zay, when is your wedding already? I really want to meet the sister that dresses up for halloween like turn-of-the-century captain of industry. I want to tour factories with her and ask her whether machines will ever replace the Chinee.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And I want to meet the other two.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone should take me to Hooters.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

alright alright alright, lemme get to planning, I swear it's the next thing on my list after I finish up fixing up the new apt.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY!

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the best straight male wedding planner you could possibly have. Seriously, I know it all.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

alright, tell me what you know about cakes.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I can offer you an ox as ring bearer which I will ritually slaughter and serve up for the wedding reception.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

oh snap. Ed wins.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

alright, tell me what you know about cakes.

If you are having an outside wedding, make sure that you use an icing that will not

a) melt
b) attract bugs

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I would recommend a three-tiered cake with different flavors and fillings - something for everyone. You can even use a fake tier.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

wear something on which the blood will not show, ok.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to have a cake that is not white, but perhaps, like, bright orange, or teal.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Won't they be bathing in the blood anyway, Ed?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You should really start a 'plan my wedding' thread and take solicitations from ILXors like Star Jones

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to have a cake that is not white, but perhaps, like, bright orange, or teal.

This is very possible, and you won't have to compromise on flavor or texture. Make sure to shop around and try lots of cake.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not keep any of your cake. Make sure to eat it all.

I chose the top tier of ours myself and greatly enjoyed eating it.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also -

Everyone will have an opinion. DO NOT LISTEN.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, wedding planning without me? :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I never underrstood that, keeping the cake. I mean does that really even work, freezing it for like a YEAR and then eating it? Wouldn't it get really nasty?

Also the blood spatters would probably go bad over a year.

xpost u r OTM about this opinion thing you know.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Do NOT listen to anyone, even your family or your best friend! OR your fiance!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't even listen to me!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

there should be 96 tiers on your cake

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as you have an open bar, do whatever!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Have the reception AT Hooters.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Mookie speaks wisdom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

isnt teal a sort of duck?

― ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. I want a cake made out of duck, and ox blood, with 734 tiers.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yum!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Get all your vendors to SIGN agreements of some kind. Don't feel like a dick doing it, we had a photographer bail on us at some unfortunate moment.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wedding planning is best kept off ilx. Except maybe I should have gotten an ilx dj.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

rice krispie treat cake!!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Donut would make a good wedding DJ.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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