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― ILX System, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
Write in vote for Sweet November.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
Keanu Reeves stories are the new Chuck Norris jokes (only true)
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:33 (sixteen years ago)
wkiwk
― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Saturday, 5 June 2010 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
saw K outside my office twice this spring
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 5 June 2010 10:32 (sixteen years ago)
RIP KeanuYou were a generous and kind-hearted hunk.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
weirdly the most heart-warming of all those stories is that he still hangs with Alex Winter. be excellent to each other!
― unfinest states of america (some dude), Sunday, 6 June 2010 03:38 (sixteen years ago)
Winter told a great anecdote in an interview about catching up with Keanu in New York City when it just happened to be Halloween, so they dressed up in Bill & Ted drag and wandered around the streets
― Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 6 June 2010 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
that is awesome
― punperson (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 June 2010 05:33 (sixteen years ago)
http://i46.tinypic.com/33dvx3a.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/1z6tnwg.jpg
waht
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 June 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
Hey he was hungry.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/eguamc.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
"Who Wants to Live Forever?"
http://i45.tinypic.com/azi92v.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:08 (sixteen years ago)
hahah
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 June 2010 19:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxqivq.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:10 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha
― hobbes, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
"I like the stars. It's the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they're always flaring up and caving in and going out. But from here, I can pretend… I can pretend that things last. I can pretend that lives last longer than moments. Gods come, and gods go. Mortals flicker and flash and fade. Worlds don't last; and stars and galaxies are transient, fleeting things that twinkle like fireflies and vanish into cold and dust. But I can pretend. " - Keanu Reeves
http://i46.tinypic.com/34g7dqh.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:17 (sixteen years ago)
woah
― shugazi (herb albert), Monday, 7 June 2010 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
He made news by refusing to take part in Speed 2: Cruise Control and choosing to play the title role in a 1995 Manitoba Theatre Centre production of Hamlet in Winnipeg, Manitoba.[7] Roger Lewis, the Sunday Times critic, wrote, "He quite embodied the innocence, the splendid fury, the animal grace of the leaps and bounds, the emotional violence, that form the Prince of Denmark...He is one of the top three Hamlets I have seen, for a simple reason: he * is* Hamlet."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2rz9i6x.jpg
Maybe I just want to flyI want to live I don't want to dieMaybe I just want to breathMaybe I just don't believeMaybe you're the same as meWe see things they'll never seeYou and I are gonna live forever
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
btw, I'm pretty sure those photos were taken across the street from my place of bidness. That's exactly how he's lookin these days.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
Don't blame him.
Best friend diedSister dying of cancerDaughter was stillbornMother of his stillborn daughter later killed in car accident
― Cunga, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
D: jees louise
― peacocks, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
"So I smoked a blunt with Keanu Reeves and then we went to the park" -- early 20s bro tells his story on the internet and posts some pics, this being just one amongst others of this nature and quality.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2hn54w2.jpg
Good to see that Keanu is finally enjoying himself this summer after the sad Keanu sitting on a bench photos, and hopefully we'll get more updates about his emotional health as the summer heads into the home stretch.
― Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)
<3 Keanu
Is there any verification of him hanging with Alex Winter 'cause that would totally make my day.
― lowwave (S-), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)
"Story:My buddy from high school sells and he was bringing some shit over to my place. Keanu is his cousin and he came with him. Not very exciting at all other than the fact that it's Keanu."
The pictures are great examples of this. Just a dude, his girlfriend, his dog and Keanu, just chilling at a park. Awesome story imo.
― Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 07:07 (fifteen years ago)
The Return of the King
http://i54.tinypic.com/30hpkq1.jpg
― Cunga, Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
lmao look at these fukkin ruminants
― goole, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.fulhamfc.com/MatchAndTeam/PlayerProfiles/ProfileDetails/KeanuMarsh-Brown.aspx
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1335975/
― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/200tjs6.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
doesn't look a day over 53.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 08:25 (thirteen years ago)
Man of Tai Chi rules
― polyphonic, Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:21 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWJxkxnjAd0
― tbd (Eazy), Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:51 (twelve years ago)
how did '47 ronin' cost $175 million dollars?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 3 February 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
$3.72m each i guess
― a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)
next-level catering
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)
man of tai chi a top 10 movie for me last year. so awesome
― Hungry4Ass, Monday, 3 February 2014 19:06 (twelve years ago)
Fifty y.o. today
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11067988/The-many-faces-of-Keanu-Reeves.html
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)
bullshit
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 11:42 (eleven years ago)
are you a Ke birther?
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 11:44 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvug-z7lqM
they killed his dog
― nauru, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
an example for amerasians everywhere
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him
I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)
he is my number one celebrity crush
― just1n3, Friday, 24 October 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)
i pretend he's not but oh god
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)
he's so dreamy and nice and reads lots of books and he's still best friends with alex winter - how could you NOT crush on him? ?
― just1n3, Friday, 24 October 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)
i know
i knoooooooowwwww
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)
His voice has a certain forced, hollow depth, like a 12-year-old trying to sound grownup
― nauru, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:24 (eleven years ago)
ahhh <3sandy & keanu stories are my favorite subgenre
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:08 (four years ago)
idk he looks pretty close to me
Adam Driver is the Nu-Keanu.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:16 (four years ago)
i love Adam Driver but no listen to me:there is no nu-Keanu, it’s not ~possible~
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 19:31 (four years ago)