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Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you own a stripper jumper?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

How can you be so ELVIS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha Ha : I dropped my book in the bath and it went "F.A.T.?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Your favorite underutilized contraception. (48 new answers)

Go the intrauterine coil thingy!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex Vs Courtney!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thread to discuss Sting Cages"

(alas, it wasn't)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Christ disses Solomon." Historically unlikely.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex vs. Courtney

― hstencil, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Webdings C/D
(i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ILM:

Someone convince me to get rid of me

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex vs. Curtsy

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

the jazz plaque
(again i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 February 2003 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Prove Jess Wrong, Project yr Dong!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Unhappiness Anecdotes - A Picture Thread

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Bless Everyone With a Hereford United Musical Truth (103 new answers, 103+ unread)

What *on earth* could that mean?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"What do you smell like in the morning?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Tomorrow I find out if I'm going to be a Dud or not!"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the best thing you've ever gained by flatulent means?

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Video Eating Problems (i'm thinking about dinner you see)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

From ILM: What song would you like played at your first wedding reception?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Canadians, C/D? (111 new answers)

Cannibalism, C/D (111 new answers)

― Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

How do yoy know if you've had a hip replacement?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Who else thinks David Beckham is just pretending to be blind? (7 new answers, 2 unread)

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Recommend me some light and breezy, hard to put down boobs

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Your own vacation phobias - Paris, the world, etc.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you ever been blown by a subway/street musician?

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, have you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

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Your sleep apnea/CRAP thread

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2026 12:48 (three days ago)

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This is the cure for ILXORS IN THEIR 50s

― mick signals, Friday, 5 June 2026 19:58 (three days ago)

*feces flung everywhere* "Different PLACES!" -- Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl

― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 5 June 2026 20:35 (three days ago)

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