http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-shows-hairstylist-example-of-haircut-she-wan,35000/
― Mordy , Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:40 (twelve years ago)
lol ENBB to thread
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:52 (twelve years ago)
ouchhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/report-american-dream-now-an-outofcourt-settlement,34972/
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/genius-magazine-editor-does-it-again-with-marilyn,35003/
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)
kinda wish they'd left that one at just the headline but it's still great
― balls, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:54 (twelve years ago)
Its often amusing reading the Onion's page on FB. People take so many of the posted articles seriously!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)
trayce you know about literally unbelievable? http://literallyunbelievable.org/
― balls, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:59 (twelve years ago)
Hah yeah Ive seen that. smdh at the idjits out there.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)
Ta for reminding me tho, something to read on my sickbed!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:01 (twelve years ago)
Better serious ad than the new iPad one.
― barranca jagger (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, January 18, 2014 1:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That iPad ad is actually one of the saddest, most cheapening, anti-poetic things I've ever seen
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-confusingly-tells-area-man-shes-not-interest,34984/
"Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She’s Not Interested In Him"
― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:30 (twelve years ago)
nation-back-on-board-with-seaworld...
― nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
Has the Onion been charging for a subscription for long? I was linked to a story earlier and read that, then went onto a couple of others. I then got a pop up message thing which I didn't read initially cos I just thought it was spam of some kind, when i clicked on its close I got dumped on the title page. Apparently you can only look at 5 pages per month for free. Never came across that before.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:00 (twelve years ago)
for a few years, yeah.
browsing with Adblock on gets around it easily.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:09 (twelve years ago)
I thought i was browsing with adblock on. Think I reinstalled it before Xmas. THis isn't a stepping up on their rattling the cans front or something is it?Not sure if I have gone through various pages of the site at the same time before but certainly never encountered that. If you're not going to subscribe you can't even look through the site? Not sure what I would have assumed a subscription would get you but to not have one means you can't look. Think I've only seen taht on actual newspaper sites before & archives for music press.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:58 (twelve years ago)
I have adblock and it still appears. You get a re-up of free articles every month or w/ev. Easier to view under the block on a mobile, ime...
― kinder, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:00 (twelve years ago)
Opening articles in incognito mode (in Chrome) or equivalent solves the Onion problem.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:34 (twelve years ago)
You can disable the popup that covers content pretty easily in Opera, too
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-takes-short-halfhour-break-from-being-femini,35026/
― Mordy , Friday, 24 January 2014 04:14 (twelve years ago)
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, January 23, 2014 7:34 AM (Yesterday)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:04 (twelve years ago)
^what i meant to say instead of Adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9oJikx0-I
― polyphonic, Monday, 27 January 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/6day-visit-to-rural-african-village-completely-cha,35083/
― Mordy , Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:17 (twelve years ago)
came here to post that
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-youve-ever-had-a-crush-on-secretly,35080/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-throws-small-business-owner-into-seat-tells,35091/
This shit just kills me
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
“If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.”
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)
Does anyone else worry about the mental health of the Onion staff?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:58 (twelve years ago)
No.
― pplains, Friday, 31 January 2014 02:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/newly-tenured-professor-now-inspired-to-work-harde,35169/
― eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:25 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/huskies-unstoppable-during-coldweather-puppy-bowl,35142/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)
tbf I've had a lot of professors who have been tenured for decades and are still workaholic publishing machines
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)
Like, I think most of em are like that
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:00 (twelve years ago)
gah, why am I pedantically arguing against the Onion
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:01 (twelve years ago)
― Dan I., Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but that was exactly what the article suggested was the case! was there some subtext i missed?
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:15 (twelve years ago)
:P
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 06:12 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/russian-officials-promise-low-death-toll-for-olymp,35201/
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/reallife-nancy-drew-traces-source-of-her-hpv,35297/
― goole, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:01 (twelve years ago)
I like this because I know guys who shoot games and it's funny because it's true.http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-camera-operators-prepare-for-challenging-year,35274/
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument,35288/
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-fucking-dammit-youre-a-stupid-fucking-moron-wh,35305/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)
^^^ close to the bone
― ljubljana, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/german-leaders-quietly-confident-they-could-pull-o,35345/
“get [a second Holocaust] going”
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:55 (twelve years ago)
where to now the onion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:58 (twelve years ago)
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, February 21, 2014 4:55 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
ouch, you're right
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
the combination i guess
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
Reverend Al Sharpton Takes Time Off From Holy Duties To Make TV Appearance
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:36 (twelve years ago)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:18 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ljubljana, Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol yeah that felt a little too familiar over here
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGonCxJrcs0
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)