make this dove cry and show your support for Prince
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)
Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg
― Mordy , Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:34 (twelve years ago)
...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)
why would anyone
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)
what does this even mean
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― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans
-Bob Marley
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
i cant parse that into a coherent thought
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)
wait for it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)
horrible sentence structure
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)
white civil rights maxim
― j., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)
#serialkillerthings
― Mordy , Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)
http://knityorkcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-stare_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)
Unless he's staringbecause youpooped your pants
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)
rip
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― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (twelve years ago)
http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:40 (twelve years ago)
pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:41 (twelve years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)
i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.
― Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
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literally from i fucking love science
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:01 (twelve years ago)
they're more like bearfish.
― he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)
fishpandas
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)
So sucka MCs, please think twiceWould you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?Think about it.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:14 (twelve years ago)
look at that coy bitch
― balls, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:11 (twelve years ago)
lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:17 (twelve years ago)
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― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)
It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:33 (twelve years ago)
Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.
xp lol
Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?
― Je55e, Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)
'presumably'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)
Dads just know that "germs" aren't real
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)
Everybody loves Everybody Loves Raymond dysfunctional marriage gags
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 27 January 2014 06:53 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CV01Y2P.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:20 (twelve years ago)
or the kid gets it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)
contemplate your frozen extremities falling off
― clouds, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:29 (twelve years ago)
clothes optional
― Evan, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)
wtf is up with all those commas
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)
"Then get back to work, because did I say that it's time for your fucking break? No. Get back on the register until you go to lunch at 2:30."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 27 January 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
Get me one of those Los Angeles sewer crocs! I wan it on my desk by three fordy faave!
Three fordy faave?!?!?
Three thirdy!
― cardamon, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:47 (twelve years ago)
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So says the mysterious toilet messanger who doesn't know about justifying margins.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:28 (twelve years ago)
*messenger
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
damnit!
you don't justify your margins. you justify your text with respect to the margins.
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)
i cannot justify my pedantry
now you're just being out a'lign!
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:21 (twelve years ago)
Making you're subordinate clause into a separate sentence is also nagl.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)
YOUR. Criminy.
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― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Thursday, 30 January 2014 04:21 (twelve years ago)