why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://i39.tinypic.com/j8i2q0.png

take this dove and...

and yeah, bronies are a real thing (sleepingbag), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:10 (twelve years ago)

make this dove cry and show your support for Prince

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)

Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin

Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)

...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)

why would anyone

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)

what does this even mean

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/996581_511310435649929_84946087_n.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)

Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans

-Bob Marley

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)

i cant parse that into a coherent thought

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)

wait for it

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

horrible sentence structure

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)

what does this even mean

white civil rights maxim

j., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)

#serialkillerthings

Mordy , Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)

http://knityorkcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-stare_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

Unless he's staring
because you
pooped your pants

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)

rip

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set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (twelve years ago)

http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:40 (twelve years ago)

pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:41 (twelve years ago)

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)

i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.

Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)

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literally from i fucking love science

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:01 (twelve years ago)

they're more like bearfish.

he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)

fishpandas

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)

So sucka MCs, please think twice
Would you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?
Think about it.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:14 (twelve years ago)

look at that coy bitch

balls, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:11 (twelve years ago)

lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:17 (twelve years ago)

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bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)

Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)

It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.

Aimless, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:33 (twelve years ago)

Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.

xp lol

Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?

Je55e, Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)

'presumably'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)

Dads just know that "germs" aren't real

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)

Everybody loves Everybody Loves Raymond dysfunctional marriage gags

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 27 January 2014 06:53 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CV01Y2P.png

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:20 (twelve years ago)

or the kid gets it

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

contemplate your frozen extremities falling off

clouds, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:29 (twelve years ago)

clothes optional

Evan, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)

wtf is up with all those commas

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)

"Then get back to work, because did I say that it's time for your fucking break? No. Get back on the register until you go to lunch at 2:30."

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 27 January 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)

Get me one of those Los Angeles sewer crocs! I wan it on my desk by three fordy faave!

Three fordy faave?!?!?

Three thirdy!

cardamon, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:47 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1233974_684112801629016_322207970_n.jpg

So says the mysterious toilet messanger who doesn't know about justifying margins.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:28 (twelve years ago)

*messenger

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)

damnit!

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)

you don't justify your margins. you justify your text with respect to the margins.

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)

i cannot justify my pedantry

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)

now you're just being out a'lign!

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:21 (twelve years ago)

Making you're subordinate clause into a separate sentence is also nagl.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)

YOUR. Criminy.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)


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