New James Bond = Daniel Craig.

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Daniel Craig was EASILY the menacing Bond on film to date.

I like how he seduced horse woman by just staring at her in an intense, neanderthal manner.

chap (chap), Monday, 15 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

At least he ordered her some caviar before ditching her and leaving her to certain death. Now that's class.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have to tell this story here...

Right after they announced that Craig was to be the new Bond, I rented "Layer Cake" and watched it twice in a row, back to back. Loved it. I then went out and bought the first two books - Casino Royale and Live and Let Die. Upon finishing Casino Royale at the office on a SLOW day of work, I walked home, and found myself (as often happend around that time) in a bar where I knew the bartenders quite well. I propositioned them to make me the Vesper, which they did. And then followed it by three more. Add on top of that a rather enourmous dinner, and I was feeling absolutely no pain whatsoever. I walked home. After a botched attempt to speak to a lost Moroccan in French, I made my way up my street to my apartment and sit down on the couch to begin reading "Live and Let Die." I made it about two pages in, and pass out with the book in my lap. About an hour later, or so I'm told, my brother and his girlfriend-at-the-time come home (he was staying with me then). I carried on a lucid, but drunk conversation with them as the dropped off some stuff and got ready to go out. As they were leaving, I whispered to my brother "You hhhaaaaffff to khilll hhherrrr....Ssssheesh an enemy agshent..."

Translation: " You have to kill her. She's an enemy agent. "

I no longer drink martinis.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

But do you look like Daniel Craig?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha awesome. x-post

btw, I picked up a huge stack of Fleming at a used book shop for about $26 the other day, including a $6 hardcover with Live and Let Die, Moonraker and Diamonds Are Forever.

The other paperbacks are: For Your Eyes Only, Thunderball, The Spy Who Loved Me, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Octopussy, another copy of Casino Royale for a friend who saw the movie with me but hasn't read it, and some weird 1965 Bond overview called 007 James Bond: A Report by O.F. Snelling.

Also scored a hardcover first edition of John Le Carre's Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy for $4.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

i did think this was one of the best bond films, but i'm torn as to whether it needed more plausibility or less.

the whole mission -- win money off terrorist banker -- doesn't make sense. why not just kill the banker and seize his assets?

which is fine only they try to give bond human emotions and stuff. i like that bond rescues le chiffre from the african guys.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

They don't kill the banker because they want him to narc on his customers.

31g (31g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah. still could they not just put him in a plane and get some friendly dictatorship to torture the info out of him a la the real world?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

Le Chiffre doesn't seem like the kind of guy who makes his assets very seizable.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you're right, sending one of your guys to win it from him in a game of texas holdem was the only way.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

when i think about this movie i get stuck on vesper's choking accent. why not make her an EU functionary and let eva green speak in frenchy angleesh like the whole world wanted her to?

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. I am wanking as I write this.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know her mum was in 'masculin feminin' though. that kind of takes it to the next level. everyone was on about garrel pere's film background, but green's is almost equally cool.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Did you feel that it was ungallant of Craig to have bigger boobs than you?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I can't believe they wanted her to get undressed for that scene! It would have ruined the dramatic impact (altho granted it would also have been awesome).

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

god damn it all to hell she is gorgeous.

writer comes off like a total loser.

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen Black Dahlia, but did they mean she would have had Hilary Swank's part? I might have gone if she was in it.

I didn't know you're supposed to pronounce it Eva GRIN, either.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's more like eva GREN.

at least she maybe looks a little more like that dead girl.

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

no idea she was french!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure I hear how grin sounds different from gren. But grin is a word.

Latebloomer you never saw the Dreamers?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Her mother NSFW, but it's the only one I see where she's young.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I hadn't seen the Dreamers.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry mom, daughter's hotter
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Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i don't watch Bertolucci films. i post on ilx talking about my nipples and eat soup out of cans.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Dreamers is better if you can tune out everything Michael Pitt says.

Anyway lb next time you watch Casino Royale, you can totally hear her accent around the 'r's and such, but she does ok.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i'll probably notice it next time. her eyes look a lot like my sisters eyes up close which is really freaky.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

if there's any kind of family resemblance, stay far far away from The Dreamers.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA OTM

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
Finally saw this. Very good if a bit long also WTF @ building at the end? Genius. Also chase at the beginning was very exciting. Best Bond film I've seen I think if only because it was actually quite different. Joke is that two weeks ago I saw Efter Bryllupet (After the Wedding) so head was completely twisted by Mads Mikkelsen being a Bond villain!

kv_nol, Monday, 26 March 2007 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

Finally saw it last week. Fuck all her Oscar nods: the Dame's first confrontation with Bond is her finest hour.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

WTF @ building at the end?

OTM... This was fine, except I don't like poker or balls-torture in 007 films. Or, as fine as Craig-Green chem was (I liked the Veronica Broadchest or whatever line), kinda aping the tragic Diana Rigg thing from OHMSS.

Keep the next one under 130 minutes and I might pay $11 to see it.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

except I don't like poker or balls-torture in 007 films

In other contexts both are acceptable?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

no. but I don't encounter them in other contexts (I vet my dates).

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

They need to shoot movies in color again.

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

and the next villain is Mathieu Amalric:

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/12/05/mathieu-amalric-will-play-bond-22-villain/

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

excellent -- amalric is awes.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

So, they are going PC by casting a euro white as the voodoo lord of the New Orleans underground.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

no. but I don't encounter them in other contexts (I vet my dates).

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 12:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

hey i kicked u in da nuts

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

WASNT A DATE (and u missed)

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

jon do you have peter pan syndrome

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

No I was drunk. Do you have aspergers?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm bored.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Almaric should be silky.

Eric H., Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

And, as a probable Oscar nominee, "bankable."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh, what the Bana team of Munich has come to...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

i hear seth rogen is playing a henchman.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 7 December 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

will he ever get a Q and/or Moneypenny? I nominate David Thewlis and Parminder Nagra

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

thewlis a bit too obvious?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

He should play the part in Mike Leigh/Naked mode.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone should get a Parminder Nagra.

HI DERE, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:06 (eighteen years ago)


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