off menu /= off the menu
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)
push 'enter' whenever! That text
formatting looks great!
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
lol @ al leong
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)
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― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:04 (twelve years ago)
justhulkthings
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:26 (twelve years ago)
As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:45 (twelve years ago)
yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 04:04 (twelve years ago)
Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:
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― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:14 (twelve years ago)
'people of accomplishment' eh
― cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (twelve years ago)
but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc
brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:55 (twelve years ago)
fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)
Only pussy'ole leave a job half done
- leonardo da vinci
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
http://i39.tinypic.com/j8i2q0.png
take this dove and...
― and yeah, bronies are a real thing (sleepingbag), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:10 (twelve years ago)
make this dove cry and show your support for Prince
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)
Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg
― Mordy , Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:34 (twelve years ago)
...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)
why would anyone
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)
what does this even mean
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― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans
-Bob Marley
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
i cant parse that into a coherent thought
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)
wait for it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)
horrible sentence structure
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)
white civil rights maxim
― j., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)
#serialkillerthings
― Mordy , Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)
Unless he's staringbecause youpooped your pants
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)
rip
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― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (twelve years ago)
http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:40 (twelve years ago)
pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:41 (twelve years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)
i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.
― Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
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literally from i fucking love science
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:01 (twelve years ago)
they're more like bearfish.
― he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)
fishpandas
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (twelve years ago)
So sucka MCs, please think twiceWould you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?Think about it.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:14 (twelve years ago)
look at that coy bitch
― balls, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:11 (twelve years ago)
lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:17 (twelve years ago)
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― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)
It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:33 (twelve years ago)
Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.
xp lol
Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?
― Je55e, Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)
'presumably'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)
Dads just know that "germs" aren't real
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)
Everybody loves Everybody Loves Raymond dysfunctional marriage gags
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 27 January 2014 06:53 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CV01Y2P.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:20 (twelve years ago)