why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i instinctively distrust ppl named thor tbh

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:08 (twelve years ago)

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

Aimless, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:11 (twelve years ago)

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Right, so how about f*** off then?

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)

"social interaction that i have enjoyed"

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)

feeling that one tbh even tho not arsed about cats

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:25 (twelve years ago)

I relate to the sentiment, but posting it to FB is kind of an obnoxious move. It's a "social" network, y'know?

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:27 (twelve years ago)

have you hugged an introvert today?

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:42 (twelve years ago)

'i like you just fine.'

j., Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:48 (twelve years ago)

the cat is sewn into her dress

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:00 (twelve years ago)

the cats are coming from inside the dress

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)

the girl with the curly hair prefers cats and confessional Facebook memery to dragon tattoos and investigative journalism

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)

apparently that's some kind of project aimed at explaining autistic behavior

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

Welp I'm a jerk. Sorry everyone. It seems more reasonable now.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:27 (twelve years ago)

the person who posted it is not autistic.

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:30 (twelve years ago)

just 'kooky'

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)

wait a sec -- is "investigative journalism" an epic bacon zombie science! thing now?

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:33 (twelve years ago)

(x) shared Phil Robertson Fans's photo.

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crüt, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)

man that's really like looking into someone's mind and just seeing bad things
who is that lady?

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)

otm women r for providing men with affirmation

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:07 (twelve years ago)

PUSH HIM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, SHOWER HIM WITH
POSTIVE

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:24 (twelve years ago)

order off the menu?

if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:27 (twelve years ago)

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

― Aimless

http://www.kotaraindustries.com/posts/assets_c/thor.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:44 (twelve years ago)

i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)

i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better

can't believe people like things (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:46 (twelve years ago)

yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)

off menu /= off the menu

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)

push 'enter' whenever! That text

formatting looks great!

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)

lol @ al leong

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)

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my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:04 (twelve years ago)

justhulkthings

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)

When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:26 (twelve years ago)

As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:45 (twelve years ago)

yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 04:04 (twelve years ago)

Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:

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my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:14 (twelve years ago)

'people of accomplishment' eh

cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (twelve years ago)

but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc

cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (twelve years ago)

brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:55 (twelve years ago)

fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)

Only pussy'ole leave a job half done

- leonardo da vinci

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)

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take this dove and...

and yeah, bronies are a real thing (sleepingbag), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:10 (twelve years ago)

make this dove cry and show your support for Prince

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)

Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin

Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)

...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)

why would anyone

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)

what does this even mean

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my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)

Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans

-Bob Marley

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)

i cant parse that into a coherent thought

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)

wait for it

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)


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