why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.

14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.

5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.

17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?

huh

Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on 

19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.

Yeah man in 1999 who even could have imagined bottled water, it was unheard of

Anyway this Thor list already made me get in a fight on Facebook, also I got kinda bored by the Swans on that last tour real talk

the endlessly repetitive use of the word "fuck" makes this list seem so pathetically try-hard, even if a lot of the advice is pretty good advice.

oh wait, is that an original from here. in which case, you got me, haha, but i see so many lists like that online where they do and it's so tiresome. great parody.

#backpedalling

Asshole.

Dumbass.

Not Fucked Up.

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tbrr Thor seems basically cool but has also been apparently turned into a kind of noiserock version of the whole Bill Murray/epic bacon thing and thus granted authority to write 'rules for life' type lists

totally otm

that's what i meant about the dingaling who was next to me at the last show. i was surprised someone that stupid and irritating (he was talking to me, there are details, you'll have to trust me on this) would be seeing swans voluntarily but then he started yelling for thor. he was a total jackass. and if thor was what he wanted, and he felt compelled to yell THOR THOR THOR incessantly, i really should have known to expect this.

basically cool but has also been apparently turned into = he has bad taste in friends, maybe?

5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.

not to turn this thread into a debate about childbearing, but i don't completely disagree with him, i'd just phrase it in a less dickish way, like "you should really maybe think pretty hard about whether you actually want kids, because responsibility and money."

I just never take comments like that from people who don't have kids very seriously either way.

Maybe Thor has kids.

My mom had kids and that's basically the advice she gave me.

tbrr Thor seems basically cool but has also been apparently turned into a kind of noiserock version of the whole Bill Murray/epic bacon thing and thus granted authority to write 'rules for life' type lists

at least thor doesn't go around saying "no one will ever believe you."

people who try to tell anyone whether they should or should not have children can generally fuck off

i think it's important that white people from countries with negative birth rates tell us how they feel about kids

the face of new Austin

i instinctively distrust ppl named thor tbh

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

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Right, so how about f*** off then?

"social interaction that i have enjoyed"

feeling that one tbh even tho not arsed about cats

I relate to the sentiment, but posting it to FB is kind of an obnoxious move. It's a "social" network, y'know?

have you hugged an introvert today?

'i like you just fine.'

the cat is sewn into her dress

the cats are coming from inside the dress

the girl with the curly hair prefers cats and confessional Facebook memery to dragon tattoos and investigative journalism

apparently that's some kind of project aimed at explaining autistic behavior

Welp I'm a jerk. Sorry everyone. It seems more reasonable now.

the person who posted it is not autistic.

just 'kooky'

wait a sec -- is "investigative journalism" an epic bacon zombie science! thing now?

(x) shared Phil Robertson Fans's photo.

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man that's really like looking into someone's mind and just seeing bad things
who is that lady?

otm women r for providing men with affirmation

PUSH HIM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, SHOWER HIM WITH
POSTIVE

order off the menu?

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

― Aimless

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menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home

i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.

i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better

yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense

off menu /= off the menu

push 'enter' whenever! That text

formatting looks great!