http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/man-charged-with-atomic-wedgie-murder-of-stepfather?ocid=ansnews11
― Nhex, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)
Rad Hourani’s Adolescence Smelled Like Sperm & Baby Powder
I wanted something transformable, representing life from birth to death. The top note is baby powder mixed with the smell of sperm, but a sperm that is not necessarily vulgar or filthy. It's more a smell you can't put your finger on...Christopher [the perfumer] went as close to the sperm smell as possible and made it really elegant and beautiful.
― His magesty's satanic walnut farm (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
the word you're looking for is bleach dude
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
Amazon to ship things before you're even thought of buying them
― Lee626, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57617458-71/amazon-to-ship-things-before-youve-even-thought-of-buying-them/
― Lee626, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
cool thx for the gift amazon this seems very likely and like a real thing
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 01:01 (twelve years ago)
Bad headline. Seems to be more like "amazon considering shipping stuff to warehouses close to places they expect to sell items soon."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:16 (twelve years ago)
which would be an excellent headline and why CNET usually consults me on these things.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:17 (twelve years ago)
xp: Not bleach. Spermine is the polyamine in semen with the distictive smell - they could easily just add enough spermine (or related compounds spermidine or putrecine) to get that top note just right.
― His magesty's satanic walnut farm (Sanpaku), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:35 (twelve years ago)
"SodaStream accused of using conflict bubbles"
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:43 (twelve years ago)
http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2014-01-25.jpg
for the subheadline
― Dolly Dilly Dally (soref), Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
http://thegrio.com/2014/01/12/pimp-sues-nike-for-not-warning-shoes-could-be-dangerous-if-used-to-beat-people/
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 January 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)
nyt, sub-sub-onion, not even gonna waste teh effort to bypass the paywall
OpinionPastoral Icon or Woolly Menace?By RICHARD CONNIFF
Sheep. They’re not as harmless as they seem.
― j., Sunday, 26 January 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/radical_activist_sentenced_to_read_malcolm_gladwell/
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 06:53 (twelve years ago)
lolololol
― Dan I., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (twelve years ago)
as onion knock-offs go this is pretty good http://the-toast.net/2014/01/29/everyone-imposter-syndrome-except/
― eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:56 (twelve years ago)
huh, interesting that this came out a few days later; basically the same piecehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/report-today-the-day-they-find-out-youre-a-fraud,35133/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2004/2/9/hundreds-register-for-new-facebook-website/
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/02/06/272490481/taliban-release-video-of-captured-american-military-dog
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 03:03 (twelve years ago)
http://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/an-embarrassment-of-nouveau-riches
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 14 February 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)
http://kotaku.com/norway-mass-murderer-goes-on-hunger-strike-for-better-1522910916
― Nhex, Sunday, 16 February 2014 04:53 (twelve years ago)
Chevron apologizes for fracking well explosion with coupons for free pizzaResidents affected by the massive explosion and fire are also eligible for a 2-liter bottle of soda
― silverfish, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
haha, i was thinking about posting that one
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:41 (twelve years ago)
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2014/02/chronicle_deals_with_sperm-fil.php
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/21/haters-going-to-hate-research-suggests/
― MISTERSNRUB (some dude), Friday, 21 February 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
ilxor.com
― Nhex, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:13 (twelve years ago)
http://www.financialjesus.com/interesting-economics/top-10-countries-to-have-your-wallet-stolen-by-pickpockets/
― soref, Sunday, 23 February 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
Carter Too Jewish For Jewish Role
British actress HELENA BONHAM CARTER stunned director PAUL WEILAND with her Jewish accent on the set of their new movie SIXTY SIX and even had to be asked to tone down her impersonation The PLANET OF THE APES actress, who has Austrian Jewish roots, stars as social-climber ESTHER REUBEN in the British film and reveals it wasn't hard to do because of her family upbringing She says, "People always think I'm indelibly English, but actually I was brought up in Golders Green (north west London) and there's tons of Jewish blood on my mother's side " Of her role as Mrs Reuben, Carter laughs, "I was off-the-Richter-scale Jewish I sounded like MAUREEN LIPMAN (of THE PIANIST fame)!"
― soref, Sunday, 23 February 2014 22:27 (twelve years ago)
14 Insane Moments From RT's Coverage Of The Russian Invasion Of Ukrainewww.buzzfeed.com
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)
"Relax, Chipotle won't stop serving guacamole because of global warming"-LA Times
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 18:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/06/joseph_morse_the_army_s_top_sexual_assault_lawyer_accused_of_sexual_assault.html
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 6 March 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)
Study finds 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD
― Lee626, Friday, 7 March 2014 14:47 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140305/wicker-park/kickstarter-fail-artist-raises-51k-publish-books-burns-them-alley
― chive on you crazy diamond (diamonddave85), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
Wait so this jackass didn't think to include the shipping cost in the amount he was asking per book?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:24 (twelve years ago)
Campbell said he spent $30,000 of the Kickstarter money to print 2,000 copies of the 200-page hardback book and then spent more money to include a dead wasp inside of each book.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:27 (twelve years ago)
Sorry to hear that u failed to print stick figures on paper and put them in the mail, guy
― Dan I., Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:06 (twelve years ago)
this is the best because the only losers in this story are people that would pay money for a book of webcomics
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:32 (twelve years ago)
He's probably mentally ill tbh; and he did deliver 700 books to people. Obviously lost his mind
― Nhex, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:47 (twelve years ago)
yeah, i'm def sad for dude's mental health, but good luck getting me to find a modicum of empathy for people who gave some dude $35 for a book of stick figures
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 8 March 2014 04:04 (twelve years ago)
must... refrain... from... hipster... puppy... book... comment...
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:29 (twelve years ago)
ahahha
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 8 March 2014 15:28 (twelve years ago)
uhh i've been following this guy's comics for like five years now. he's very good at what he does and has a history of deep trolling. iirc he previously claimed that he just pretends to be depressed for the $$$ etc
― micah, Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)
sounds like denial, depression is not a good money maker
― Nhex, Sunday, 9 March 2014 03:29 (twelve years ago)
Women: Hot Guys Don’t Drive Mail Truckshttp://cdn.govexec.com/media/img/upload/2014/02/18/021814mailtrucksGE/medium.jpg
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 03:34 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579884/Perrie-Edwards-mums-fury-Holby-City-story-line-deranged-fan-plots-decapitate-singer-rusty-chainsaw-obsession-1Ds-Zayn-Malik.html
― soref, Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:10 (twelve years ago)
publish-books-burn-them-alley
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:13 (twelve years ago)
xpost looks more like a daily mash article
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)
apologies for two Mail links in a row but this is great
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1545560_653608554700595_73441332_n.png
― trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:33 (twelve years ago)
lol what the fucking fuck
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)
ws time distortion pill
― Eric H., Friday, 14 March 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)