http://s.mlkshk.com/r/WK3G
― Dan I., Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:20 (twelve years ago)
Holy shit
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:25 (twelve years ago)
Being the owner of this dog:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1047897_508569509216428_788260726_o.jpg
this one kinda stung:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-this-descended-from-wolves,34898/
― Darin, Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:34 (twelve years ago)
especially loved the church one because it was kind of throwing it back in the faces of a significant chunk of the onion's likely readership
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:46 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/07kq6Bi.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:46 (twelve years ago)
dying
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)
Must be the coolest job in the world being a Onion photoshopper.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)
a an
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:59 (twelve years ago)
Knocking it out of the park with this one:
Adopted Child Sick Of Gay Parents Forcing Him To Watch Them Have Gay Sex
http://www.theonion.com/articles/adopted-child-sick-of-gay-parents-forcing-him-to-w,34904/
...."They're raising me as one of their own," Brown continued, adding his belief that his parents' homosexuality is also eroding the spiritual identity of the larger community....
― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:23 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pilot-tells-passengers-hes-about-to-try-something,34934/
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 13 January 2014 23:02 (twelve years ago)
hahaha
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 13 January 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/unemployed-miserable-man-still-remembers-teacher-w,34955/
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:03 (twelve years ago)
too sad :(
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/and-yet-is-not-beef-itself-an-expression-of-wanton,34968/
― Mordy , Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:32 (twelve years ago)
Better serious ad than the new iPad one.
― barranca jagger (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:01 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-shows-hairstylist-example-of-haircut-she-wan,35000/
― Mordy , Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:40 (twelve years ago)
lol ENBB to thread
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:52 (twelve years ago)
ouchhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/report-american-dream-now-an-outofcourt-settlement,34972/
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/genius-magazine-editor-does-it-again-with-marilyn,35003/
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)
kinda wish they'd left that one at just the headline but it's still great
― balls, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:54 (twelve years ago)
Its often amusing reading the Onion's page on FB. People take so many of the posted articles seriously!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)
trayce you know about literally unbelievable? http://literallyunbelievable.org/
― balls, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:59 (twelve years ago)
Hah yeah Ive seen that. smdh at the idjits out there.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)
Ta for reminding me tho, something to read on my sickbed!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:01 (twelve years ago)
― barranca jagger (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, January 18, 2014 1:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That iPad ad is actually one of the saddest, most cheapening, anti-poetic things I've ever seen
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-confusingly-tells-area-man-shes-not-interest,34984/
"Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She’s Not Interested In Him"
― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:30 (twelve years ago)
nation-back-on-board-with-seaworld...
― nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
Has the Onion been charging for a subscription for long? I was linked to a story earlier and read that, then went onto a couple of others. I then got a pop up message thing which I didn't read initially cos I just thought it was spam of some kind, when i clicked on its close I got dumped on the title page. Apparently you can only look at 5 pages per month for free. Never came across that before.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:00 (twelve years ago)
for a few years, yeah.
browsing with Adblock on gets around it easily.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:09 (twelve years ago)
I thought i was browsing with adblock on. Think I reinstalled it before Xmas. THis isn't a stepping up on their rattling the cans front or something is it?Not sure if I have gone through various pages of the site at the same time before but certainly never encountered that. If you're not going to subscribe you can't even look through the site? Not sure what I would have assumed a subscription would get you but to not have one means you can't look. Think I've only seen taht on actual newspaper sites before & archives for music press.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:58 (twelve years ago)
I have adblock and it still appears. You get a re-up of free articles every month or w/ev. Easier to view under the block on a mobile, ime...
― kinder, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:00 (twelve years ago)
Opening articles in incognito mode (in Chrome) or equivalent solves the Onion problem.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:34 (twelve years ago)
You can disable the popup that covers content pretty easily in Opera, too
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 January 2014 01:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-takes-short-halfhour-break-from-being-femini,35026/
― Mordy , Friday, 24 January 2014 04:14 (twelve years ago)
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, January 23, 2014 7:34 AM (Yesterday)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:04 (twelve years ago)
^what i meant to say instead of Adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9oJikx0-I
― polyphonic, Monday, 27 January 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/6day-visit-to-rural-african-village-completely-cha,35083/
― Mordy , Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:17 (twelve years ago)
came here to post that
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-youve-ever-had-a-crush-on-secretly,35080/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-throws-small-business-owner-into-seat-tells,35091/
This shit just kills me
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
“If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.”
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)
Does anyone else worry about the mental health of the Onion staff?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:58 (twelve years ago)
No.
― pplains, Friday, 31 January 2014 02:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/newly-tenured-professor-now-inspired-to-work-harde,35169/
― eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:25 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/huskies-unstoppable-during-coldweather-puppy-bowl,35142/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)
tbf I've had a lot of professors who have been tenured for decades and are still workaholic publishing machines
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)
Like, I think most of em are like that
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:00 (twelve years ago)
gah, why am I pedantically arguing against the Onion
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:01 (twelve years ago)
― Dan I., Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but that was exactly what the article suggested was the case! was there some subtext i missed?
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:15 (twelve years ago)