Star Trek: Classic or Dud?

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Urination is the process by which urine is disposed from the body through the urethra, in humanoids as well as certain other creatures. To pee or to "take a leak" are slangs originating from Earth referring to the act of urination.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Urination

original bgm, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:01 (twelve years ago)

or as they fine film APOLLO 13 called it: "Constellation U-Rine" xp

ian, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:01 (twelve years ago)

For the women there's a cup fits up against them

yeah whatever show me where the cup goes on Troi's uniform for ex.

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:02 (twelve years ago)

^^^ your wife wouldn't mind?

ian, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:04 (twelve years ago)

nah she's into it

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:04 (twelve years ago)

troi girls uni cup

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:05 (twelve years ago)

wait so they burn up a supply ship full of shit in the atmosphere

replicant otm, they have seen things i wouldnt believe

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:06 (twelve years ago)

but again, the question wasn't "where does waste go on a spaceship" it was more "why do the women wear onesies that they would have to completely remove to urinate/take a shit" cuz that is some fucking stupid uniform design right there. which was what I was getting at, it's just part of the general "this show looks terrible" deal.

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:06 (twelve years ago)

there's a lot could be installed underneath that uniform that we cant see

ok that's unlikely i'll admit

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)

they aren't stillsuits

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:10 (twelve years ago)

you are deiscarding however the possibility of a stoolslit

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:11 (twelve years ago)

fyi this exact conversation is why the internet still exists in 2014

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

<3 u guys

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

w/r/t troi, betazoids have different plumbing.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

I dunno, need some closeups of the crotch design

xp

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

HALF-Betazoid.

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)

So I guess maybe only half her plumbing is different.

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)

i don't know if this ties in troi but betazoids are also notorious for disliking horse riding.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)

w/r/t troi, betazoids have different plumbing.

is Troi the only one in a onesie? Yar had the guys' uniform and Crusher wore her flowing gowns or whatever the fuck

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)

maybe it is a betazoid thing

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)

http://nintendo3dscommunity.com/uploads/gallery/album_64/gallery_1_64_38263.jpg

*rips up lovenote, gallops off*

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)

HALF-BETAZOID YALL.

is Troi the only one in a onesie? Yar had the guys' uniform and Crusher wore her flowing gowns or whatever the fuck

Oh gods I thought you were referring to Wesley Crusher there for a min.

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)

well so i googled "how does deanna troi pee" and i got some pretty, uh.... good...? fanfiction...

ian, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:36 (twelve years ago)

bi-pee is in the eye of the beholder

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:37 (twelve years ago)

so in the end we've determined that Betazoids pee with their fingers or something

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:05 (twelve years ago)

They pee with their empathy.

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:44 (twelve years ago)

You can't spell EMPATH without pee etc.

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:45 (twelve years ago)

E, 'S P

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://instagram.com/p/klrUvDqA8h/#

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage0.ak.instagram.com/a9006454993311e3a9ca12870767f5f0_8.jpg

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:43 (twelve years ago)

can't believe how amateur this convo was

Star Trek ships all have artificial gravity and forcefields so they don't need special pee cups or whatever

As for waste, just read about how a replicator works


A replicator was a device that used transporter technology to dematerialize quantities of matter and then rematerialize that matter in another form. It was also capable of inverting its function, thus disposing of leftovers and dishes and storing the bulk material again.

So you're probably eating and wearing what used to be poop.

As for how Troi pees, she suffers for her ridiculous 1980s-inspired leotard and just peels the whole damn thing off.

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:55 (twelve years ago)

Star Trek ships all have artificial gravity and forcefields so they don't need special pee cups or whatever

gravity and forcefields not the issue, it's getting out of the uniform to pee that is the issue.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:58 (twelve years ago)

maybe she just pees in her leotard and throws it into the replicator and gets a new one

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)

maybe the uniforms have a spage-age slit you can't see that makes them tear away, its not that complicated

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)

i loved the Space Age Slits

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)

velcro crotch, problem solved

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)

Whole new problem created.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)

is it though? is it... really.

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)

This all sounds like a, ehm, "movie" I watched not long ago.

eeeLuvium (Leee), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:23 (twelve years ago)

have just bought the TOS dvds and am 4 episodes in.

they've cleaned up the pictures and replaced the old model spaceships with cgi (which i'm not sure needed doing). but the worst thing is they've re-recorded the theme tune. it's supposedly identical but it's not. the voiceover they found in a cupboard but i'm sure it's a different take.

koogs, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)

Is it still boring as hell or did they fix that too?

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)

:o

eeeLuvium (Leee), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:49 (twelve years ago)

they have made the gorn blink.

koogs, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:06 (twelve years ago)

replaced the old model spaceships with cgi (which i'm not sure needed doing).

It reminds me of the re-released Red Dwarf series 1-5 - they swapped out the old model footage for CGI stuff and it just seems wrong somehow. With TOS, it seems to make the fake nature of the effects more pronounced. Because I'm so used to seeing the Enterprise as a miniature model, I just automatically think of it as looking like that, so when I see the CGI Enterprise, it looks doubly fake.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:13 (twelve years ago)

i don't like it when they do that either, but maybe they feel the need to justify the HD remastering with this junk. they even did it with Next Generation, right?

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)

It was much better done for TNG.

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:57 (twelve years ago)

It's a lot less noticable in the TNG remasters.
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/observations/tng-r-changes.htm

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)

whoa, that cleanup looks awesome. i actually may want to rewatch the first season for this!

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:13 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/observations/angelone/16a-angelone-r.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:16 (twelve years ago)

hmm I don't think the DVDs of TOS I have have any re-done effects/models. they sure don't look like it to my eyes anyway. was there an earlier, non-fucked with edition?

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)


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