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Pope to nuns: Why aren't you answering the phone? Francis cold-calls nuns, gets machine

Article by: Associated Press
Updated: January 4, 2014 - 1:09 PM

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Pope Francis smiles as he leaves Rome's Jesus' Church to celebrate a mass with the Jesuits, on the occasion of the order's titular feast, Friday, Jan. 3, 2014.

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VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis has made another one of his cold calls to wish a group of nuns in a Spanish convent Happy New Year. Only he got their answering machine, instead.

"What are the nuns doing that they can't answer the phone?" Francis asked in the message he left, the recording of which was obtained by Spain's El Mundo newspaper and broadcast on Italian media Saturday.

"This is Pope Francis. I wanted to offer you greetings for the end of the year. Maybe I'll try to call again later. May God bless you," he said.

Francis has made a habit out of calling people out of the blue, often checking in with ordinary folk who have written him about their hardships. He places the calls himself, as evidenced by the message.

sad pope trombone.wav

j., Monday, 6 January 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

but seriously, wtf were the nuns doing

ryan, Monday, 6 January 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

Nunthings.

barranca jagger (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 January 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link

pope stops to think about what the nuns could possibly be doing

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link

pope orders inquiry into what do nuns do all day

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 06:27 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oRoVAdhtoc

pope gives a guy a lift

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

Heeeyyyy I'm just an ordinary guyyyyyyyy, me, just popin away the days bein all chillllll

Only a matter of time before he kicks off the apocalypse and the mask falls

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 10:35 (ten years ago) link

I secretly hope the nuns were doing some weird druidic ritual in a dark fiery cave, nude

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 10 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

brb casting a nunsploitation thriller

Vote in the ILM EOY Poll! (seandalai), Saturday, 11 January 2014 04:02 (ten years ago) link

Every fifteen minutes cut back to the answering machine.

barranca jagger (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 January 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link

Popeshot

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 January 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Gainin' on ya

The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

If you eat his nose first, he says "Who am I to judge?"

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

Where I come from the pope's nose is edible, but it isn't made of chocolate.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

man, what are ya supposed to say to someone who plops you in front of a life-sized chocolate statue of yourself

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

You say thank you very much, then later that someone gets fired.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

later that day

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

they could at least have made the vestments out of white chocolate so he could play pranks around the residence with it

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

as is it would make for some ok antipope jokes

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

pope gives up chocolate for Lent. troll pope with giant chocolate statue of pope.

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

can't believe we missed the obvious 'take, eat, this is my body' jokes

j., Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

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Pope confesses he stole his late confessor's cross in hopes of having half as much mercy

Article by: NICOLE WINFIELD , Associated Press
Updated: March 6, 2014 - 8:52 AM

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Pope Francis celebrates the Ash Wednesday mass at the Santa Sabina Basilica in Rome, Wednesday, March 5, 2014.

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VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis confessed Thursday that he took the rosary cross of his late confessor from his casket and wears it to this day in a fabric pouch under his cassock. He said he did so telling the late priest, "Give me half your mercy."

Francis made the revelation Thursday during an informal chat with Roman priests about the need to be merciful to their flocks. He told the story of the "great confessor" of Buenos Aires who had heard confessions from most of the diocesan priests as well as from Pope John Paul II when he visited Argentina.

When the priest died, Francis went to pray by his open casket and was stunned that no one had brought any flowers.

"This man forgave the sins of all the priests of Buenos Aires, but not a single flower ...?" Francis recalled. So he went out and bought a bouquet of roses, and when he returned to arrange them around the casket, he saw the rosary the priest still held in his hand.

"And immediately there came to mind the thief we all have inside ourselves and while I arranged the flowers I took the cross and with just a bit of force I removed it," he said, showing with his hands how he pulled the cross off the rosary. "And in that moment I looked at him and I said 'Give me half your mercy.'"

Francis said he kept the cross in his shirt pocket for years, but that the cassock he wears now as pope doesn't have a pocket. He now keeps it in a little pouch underneath.

pope steals from dead priest, fukkin wicked

j., Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

pope doesn't have a pocket? why not steal one

brownie, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Someone needs to make a sitcom based on this guy.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

pope steals confessor's nose

http://tamberrinoartstudio.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/img_29074.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

they will, AB, esp if the Curia poison him

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

who could possibly play him in a sitcom

CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Jonathan Pryce!

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

That would rule so much!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Robert Blake as Benedict XVI.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

that "just a bit of force" is superb.

Fizzles, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

I think he has the only job in the world where you could get away with demonstrating how you stole a cross from a corpse's hands.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

Its p much the job, when you think about it

CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

^^ ecclesiastically accurate burn

j., Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link

That's gonna be my new stickup line when I turn to crime."gimme half your mercy!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

This is really crazy, is the pope an android or something?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 March 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link

I wonder, if the Pope gets outta line - who gonna check em? He the pope yo - aint nobody can check em

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 7 March 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QHZ1sYI.jpg

Dan I., Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

He'll be hanging with Charlie Sheen by this time next year.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link

That is the expression, imo, of a man who will kill again

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Monday, 10 March 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

He was such a quiet pope, never bothered anyone, kept mostly to himself ...

Actually, last pope fit serial killer model better.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

This pope is more like some "Adam Sandler accidentally becomes pope" movie. Relatively speaking.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

you know at best i'm a pretty ambivalent non-churchgoing Catholic these days, but that's a mean thing to say.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 March 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link

relatively.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 March 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link


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