why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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It's on Snopes too. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp

I like how the macro version details all of the mailman's objections and doesn't bother to refute them.

jmm, Saturday, 4 January 2014 20:42 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure this has already been posted here but, omg:

https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1531928_267002353452746_1337911343_n.jpg

Viceroy, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:23 (twelve years ago)

i do not even get that

Murgatroid, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:25 (twelve years ago)

evil mailman is from
https://www.facebook.com/SharesFromYourAunt

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:52 (twelve years ago)

horrific

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 6 January 2014 01:07 (twelve years ago)

The next logical variation on evil mailman is a letter back from Satan re: Abbey's eternal damnation.

jmm, Monday, 6 January 2014 01:43 (twelve years ago)

well hello dere pretty lady sitting all bunched up on a chair

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 January 2014 11:00 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1509912_583364805077341_532916571_n.jpg

hahahaaaaaa

Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)

wait what

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:28 (twelve years ago)

That whole page is a delight

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1011666_566551393425349_1244484836_n.jpg

Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:33 (twelve years ago)

last one, I PROMISE

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1461034_566083940138761_1149776429_n.jpg

Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:34 (twelve years ago)

hahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:35 (twelve years ago)

Too easy, but floating ghostly head of Eric Holder is a good touch.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (twelve years ago)

the helmut kohl one is outstanding

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (twelve years ago)

I love it all!

Paul Walker one is pretty simple, but I love "and then hang up."

Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:40 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1480544_576603069086848_1910929997_n.jpg

I know my marriage wasn't working, and I know I'm better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:30 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1001112_511957978884691_448678545_n.jpg

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:21 (twelve years ago)

relevant to my interests

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1235314_525983850815437_1412499022_n.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:55 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1551696_268158160003655_167739552_n.jpg

how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:04 (twelve years ago)

oh, I see now in full size that that was from a tumblr. Anyway, it was shared via A Peaceful Warrior.

how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:07 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1483419_268158710003600_1821370586_n.jpg

how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1510602_268610449958426_809950155_n.jpg

how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (twelve years ago)

Then you bro down.

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (twelve years ago)

Nice feeling that tbh, don't h8 for the sake of hating

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:12 (twelve years ago)

hi i really miss you
hey i'm in love with you

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

-- lessons learned in life

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

2,508,325 likes

how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/no-one-should-die-because-they-cannot-afford-healthcare-one-memes-story/282920/

But dramatically different incarnations caught on too. Just more than a week after the original phrasing went viral, a Star Wars-inspired take—"No one should be frozen in carbonite, or be slowly digested for a thousand years in the bowels of a sarlacc, just because they couldn’t pay Jabba the Hut what they owe him. If you agree, post this as your status for the rest of the day"—became even more popular. By early 2011, a politically-neutered, barely related variant—"No one should have to worry about dying tomorrow, but cancer patients do"—was consistently the most common.

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/2014/01/Screen_Shot_2014_01_08_at_1.21.55_PM/af5c7b30b.png

j., Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:27 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CAjDxZ9.jpg

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:19 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/N7Rt1cV.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:14 (twelve years ago)

can i just

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s526x395/1551679_10152197496198628_353141946_n.jpg

Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:03 (twelve years ago)

the guy who posted this is a nice guy and i hate to start beef but he's always posting this randian/horatio alger-ish stuff.

Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:18 (twelve years ago)

i want to see his workings

Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:34 (twelve years ago)

Take that, Science

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 11 January 2014 10:49 (twelve years ago)

My DAD has started TEXTING me these (well, the 'some ecards' ones) as picture messages
What the actual fuck

kinder, Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:49 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1517479_10151900972662406_1556721635_n.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:38 (twelve years ago)

i have seen that one so many times!

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

Was introduced to it on this thread. Still gives me a chuckle though, I'm easy.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 January 2014 17:47 (twelve years ago)

Everything you do is based on the choices you make.

"based on", eh? this guy obviously hasn't noticed, but it's turtles all the way down!

Aimless, Saturday, 11 January 2014 18:11 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1472846_773346756013227_1839481033_n.jpg

these things are unique to women? I don't get it.

president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)

they seem neither unique to women nor especially common to women

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:55 (twelve years ago)

exactly.

president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:35 (twelve years ago)

women be pushin those pull doors!

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:41 (twelve years ago)

My wife, always trying to get stuff done before the microwave finishes, amirite guys? What is with that?

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:42 (twelve years ago)

so much microwaving, so much stuff to be done

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:13 (twelve years ago)

people who open the microwave w/ remainder time and don't clear it. Brian? Stone? Somebody get on the case.

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)

--Sojourner Truth

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 06:20 (twelve years ago)

kind of a Tina Fey-esque feminine self-deprecation gone awry there

ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)


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