another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

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Payne should adapt James Michener novels.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

South Pacific w/ Luther Billis as the hero

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

So Twitter's aflame today for Armond calling Llewyn Davis a Jew pretending to be Welsh.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

he's half Italian, right? That's why they cast a Marisa Tomei lookalike as his sister.

AW is famous for getting details wrong.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

He's famous for getting EVERYTHING wrong.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

excited that screening of Nebraska tomorrow is at 9:45 a.m.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

have an eye-opener

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

In the midst of his raving rave for American Hustle, he makes it too easy:

When Irving describes Sydney’s awesomeness, he says “Like me she had to reinvent herself” but “reinvent” is a 90s word, Stephen Holden coined it in a New York Times article describing and institutionalizing a Madonna tour.

http://cityarts.info/2013/12/18/david-o-russells-stock-company/

from Merriam-Webster:

First Known Use of REINVENT

1686

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

Do his editors not even bother because "aw, fuck it, its Armond?"

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

he IS the editor!

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

Explains a lot.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

So he looks it up himself and says, "Fuck it! I'm Armond!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 19 December 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

The title of his upcoming autobiography right there.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

Great bump but I'm disappointed it's not his better than list

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 20 December 2013 02:37 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/12-years-a-slave-director-steve-mcqueen-heckled-at-new-york-critics-circle-awards-1201032911/

The 79th annual New York Film Critics Circle Awards turned awkward on Monday night when CityArts editor Armond White started to heckle director Steve McQueen.

McQueen had just accepted his prize for “12 Years a Slave,” presented by Harry Belafonte, when the interruption broke out.

As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

caek, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:02 (twelve years ago)

lol what does that insult even mean

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:44 (twelve years ago)

White is a vile embarrassment.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:45 (twelve years ago)

wrong

adam, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

elaborate

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:02 (twelve years ago)

hes cool as hell

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)

awards dinners at their best are vile embarrassments

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)

lol

An embarrassing doorman and garbageman (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Especially when they serve paella.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

kinda love heckling 'you're an embarrassing doorman!'

balls, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Especially when your table is practically next to the doorman.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

MAYBE HE WAS YELLING AT THE DOORMAN!

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

You waste, you little doorman!

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

It's cool to yell at people in public and say whatever is on your mind, even if what is on your mind is insulting.

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

doesn't he do this every year?

Number None, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

I kind of hope every year White calls someone an embarrassing doorman

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:12 (twelve years ago)

iirc he was the roastmaster of the NYFCC when he was chairman, and now he's like the apollo sandman

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-07MtbQjYWaI/UUksVK7ID-I/AAAAAAAAH1M/l-AQUQFgP-I/s1600/rhoda+carltondoorman.png

"Hello, this is Carlton, your embarrassing doorman . . ."

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

"Grudge Match is the most purely entertaining movie released during the Christmas season (American Hustle excepted), yet its strange lack of prestige reveals a change in contemporary film culture where Stallone and DeNiro–one-time pop totems–are now out of media favor."

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 23:53 (twelve years ago)

He writes like there's a doorman sitting on his keys.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 23:57 (twelve years ago)

http://carpetbagger.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/01/07/new-york-critics-group-apologizes-to-mcqueen/?_r=0

"Disciplinary action" is being taken.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:05 (twelve years ago)

NYFCC promises "disciplinary action" xp

The New York Film Critics Circle has issued a formal apology for the behavior of at least one of its member critics at last night’s awards ceremony when director Steve McQueen accepted his prize for 12 Years A Slave. Our sister publication Variety identified the heckler as CityArts editor and well-known cantankerous contrarian critic Armond White, who, per Ramin Setoodeh’s report, said some remarkably inelegant foul-mouthed things to McQueen after the filmmaker was introduced in an impassioned speech by Harry Belafonte. The apology was issued to McQueen and the film’s distributor, Fox Searchlight, by NYCC chair Joshua Rothkopf.

http://www.deadline.com/2014/01/ny-film-critics-circle-apologizes-for-steve-mcqueen-heckling-latest-outburst-in-classless-oscar-campaign-season/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)

*googles "classless oscar campaign season" finds Armond White*

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

of course all critics awards are about the Oscars

fuck American film culture in the ear

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

Pretty sure that influencing the Oscars were the actual, for-real genesis of these critics' groups.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:15 (twelve years ago)

What are some good film cultures

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)

Some where the state funds films, for starters.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:19 (twelve years ago)

Are there any states that fund film critics

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:21 (twelve years ago)

Thumbsupistan

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:23 (twelve years ago)

lol

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:23 (twelve years ago)

this guy is a shitty writer and an asshole

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:08 (twelve years ago)

he usta be good, honest. (I understand his Tupac book was good, too)

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:34 (twelve years ago)

Some states have film-programs on state-run tv. So yeah.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:36 (twelve years ago)

i wish i could remember what reality show The Soup used to show a clip of with some horrible rich woman casting aspersions on her doorman and saying over and over "A DOORMAN! A DOOR. MAN."

some dude, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:37 (twelve years ago)

morbs: is any of his older work available online?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:55 (twelve years ago)

don't think so

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:59 (twelve years ago)


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