Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

i am too old and too American

^ the least of your worries.

Ah ha ha

yeah plunger thing was a very elaborate joek I hold my hands up!

10 bizarre objects found in 'cool' offices

we inherited a telecom company's design choices when we moved into their old offices. cringeworthy, the lot of them. (actually, the mural in the boardroom is well done but we should paint over it as it's one enormous branding exercise. and the table with the map of nyc is ok)

(actually, we have stunk up the place ourselves with the neon heart and all the record label specific art from the last place (we moved from an old ex-record label headquarters and had bought a lot of stuff relating to them for decoration))

Like the Beeb's use of scarequotes around cool tbh.

I think I posted this before but this Mini is a meeting room at Rackspace

http://beautyandthebriefcaseblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/office-design-london-rackspace.jpg

The reception area looks like a Mirror's Edge interior
http://o.homedsgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Rackspace-Office-03.jpg

They also have an indoor garden with swings.

I am horribly sorry, but I think that reception is gorgeous. 'Mini as a meeting room' makes me want to kill, though.

lol yeah i would have no problem working at a place with a car in the middle of it but the second someone made me sit in it to have a meeting i'd tender resignation

shiny red is the best

xp - what if the meeting took place while you all got to drive around the "office" in it

that doesnt sound very productive

we've hit the motherlode, people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg762649_X8

i just filled out a customer-feedback survey for GrubHub

http://i.imgur.com/XZqXMRX.png

Also make your customer surveys shorter.

i'm in a train toilet, now is really not the time to be all buddy buddy with me.

http://oi40.tinypic.com/i6j991.jpg

Ha, I've seen loads of people sharing that going "oh, isn't it wonderful they have a sense of humour?" To which my answer is unfailingly no, no it isn't, they're still over-priced privatised pieces of scum-sucking shit.

Some people at work are planning to go to this. I would literally rather sit in my GP's waiting room with NO BOOKS for the same amount of time.

http://vimeo.com/78861080

is there a follow-up called SUCKINGONTHEDICKOFCAPITALISM#7 ?

Our train service had these pseudo - sub - wacky series of posters called 'The Modern Guide To Train Etiquette'.

" 1. Get out of my fucking reserved seats you can read that digital sign as well as i can so stop fronting

2. Your fucking bag hasn't got a ticket

3. Nobody else on this carriage gives a fuck what fucking pub you're meeting Giles in when you get there so shut the fuck up"

Good grief that Good Morning thing.

Xpost hah, I feel like screaming number 2 at least twice a day.

Can someone pls corral all those fucking raverhippies in that video into a room then BLOW IT UP, jesus fuck.

Oh, Eat Natural bars, you should really do stand up...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1510825_10153758680610215_1804122951_n.jpg

"Quick run for the hills.... there's chocolate a-comin'"

would it kill these fucks to proofread their ads or is that 'unnatural'

hey Mencap get a grip of yourself

ha yes, what the heck is the "of course not" bit in reply to?

my South African coworker says 'pull yourself towards yourself'

Simple... isn't it?

innit?

keep calm poster almost pushes it into satire imo

doesn't it?

it's irritating - but it lacks the punchable wide-eyededness of the OG Innocent aesthetics

they're all essentially pushing shit that will make you fat with no upside, i think the least they could do would be to look a bit shamefaced about it

an explanatory note in the new tumblr privacy policy:

Reblogs, Likes, and Replies are a matter of public record, so if you’re truly ashamed of your desires it’s best to keep them to yourself. But why? Be proud of who you are. You’re beautiful. We’re looking you in the eyes and telling you how beautiful you are.

Tumblr may determine your location by using drone technology and live video feeds. Ha ha, no, we just check out your IP address or any location data you attach to a post. Normal stuff.

from a press release:
Edgetone Records has opened a small cat carrier and released the debut album, Flower Futures, by R***** F******. It is now scurrying around the world in all its charmingly incoherent, aggressively whimsical glory.

did imago write that one

no, but they do Cardiacs covers

Get a load of this fucking shit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfuCViYCIAEgXOv.jpg

inexcusable

"what did you do in the teens, daddy?"

"well son, i wrote gobbledygook that went on the packaging of various consumer products"

"but why?"

"it's was cool at the time, you wouldn't understand"

http://f.cl.ly/items/01030C321k172X0a3h1G/Image%202014.02.06%2022%3A40%3A38.jpeg

If I was marooned on on island with a 40 ft container of cheap, processed food, I'd fucking wazz you into the ocean.

That makes me sad. Old Spice used to be for grown men.

Now it's just for groan men...

Netflix's new descriptions and automatically generated category blurbs have gone off on a weird kinda tangent with this lately

AUSCHWITZ: INSIDE THE NAZI STATE
The infamous World War II death factory comes to life. Step inside and experience the horror for yourself.

Looking for amotional stories? You've just found one. Lucky you.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doojo-DOO-A-1008-Sleeve-Blanket-Ferrari/dp/B002BJ7XLC

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91YXeBQqVZL._SL1500_.jpg

Product Description
Doojo about itself:
I am actually a normal blanket. However, my inventor always had cold arms and hands, when he fell asleep. This is how he had the idea of giving me hands and arms.
The sleeve blanket was born. My hands are detachable.
My hobbies are reading, sleeping, watching TV, cuddling, ... and keeping people warm.

Dimensions: 200x150 cm