Hey, I'd kill to help, hand me a half anything.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)
I like ghost law school.
some i like
This being so, which of allowing aid/imports to Gaza wrt security concerns a version of arrogance, does it
Who is mysteriously dying? << Isn't this the description of the human history?
The Room illuminates the fact Lea Michele generally sounded good, but Matthew Morrison, at Barbes, 376 9th St, Brooklyn b is snarky Gawkerism is shocked and I feel okay to me.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)
I've never seen a link from twentytwowords.com
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
If I knew you live in Chicago for all the toast of copropahgia.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
but really though, "Old is the new York" is fucking amazing
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)
Pants down just reveals his boring-ass underpants. Wake us up when he shows his schlong.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Cut His Dick Off And Stuffed The Remaining Hole With Unpopped Popcorn Kernels, CVS Receipts, And Nickels, And Proceeded To Die Shortly Thereafter, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)
OK, from zachylon's masterpng onwards this thread stopped making sense. what are you guys talking about?
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)
they're demonstrating an arcane form of nose-whistling
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:34 (twelve years ago)
in three years you'll long for the days when anything posted on the internet makes this much sense
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:50 (twelve years ago)
Some site (?) that autogenerates a Facebook status based on your previous statuses.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 08:15 (twelve years ago)
I think.
Yes. There's also something like that for Twitter, I think.
Last night it repeatedly created "I hate jamie stewart" for me.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)
If I do that for my twitter account and it doesn't include "human centipede" then my life is meaningless.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)
I got a Human Centipede result!
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)
I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)
Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)
Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/VURrNsE.png
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I really like the idea of quantifying photoshop use in this way
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
I'd rather people just constantly point out the utterly BAD design that exists EVERYWHERE maybe we should be criticizing people who DON'T know how to use Photoshop (and yet it is somehow their career).
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
well this is needlessly aggressive
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1506831_560974907322401_1771168834_n.jpg
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
wait
ANL CHOCO
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
that santa one is funny, since penises melt in your mouth.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)
jokes are always funnier when followed by hostile admonitions
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)
what's a vampire's favorite fruit? neck-tarines.
LAUGH OR FUCK YOU
― Santana featuring (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
IGNORE =YES :|
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
Hell no i wont do dat to da baby
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon)
hahahahahaa... stolen DN...
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:51 (twelve years ago)
Not quite as good as "Shut Up I'm Still Talking!"
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)
lol @ baby in bin
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)
i have unfollowed everyone on my facebook so now the website is just a blank white page
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)
sounds perfect
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)
why do i hate that conceptual art thing...
― freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1471092_628473187193848_143896258_n.jpg
― #illuminati (crüt), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
it's ok dude he left you like 3 billion albums to work thru
― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)
And, ya know, you're 8.
― nickn, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbU_h0jIYAAs3mE.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)
holy shit that's horrible
― how's life, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)
It's something special alright.
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)
that has def made an appearance on this thread before
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)
I've unfriended three people in the last 12 hours on FB, two for posting dumb WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS? bullshit, and one for posting DUCK DYNASTY FREE SPEECH STAND WITH PHIL YOLO bullshit. I don't have time in my life to be even internet-friends with people that dumb, not even if I've known them for nearly 40 years.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)
I find this one a little confusing
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1459983_552297911529249_1922224692_n.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)
It's easier to understand if you keep in mind that conservatives are, broadly speaking, morons.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb71r9ICMAMI35V.jpg:large
:(
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)