Dear Morrissey . . .

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You're just too busy
To see me
All around Union Square.

I took a walk
down Union Square
that fucker Morrissey
is never there

He'd better run run run run run etc.

"My guess (completely uninformed) is that he just typed this up in Word or whatever, with the default language set to US English"

I read somewhere that he'd written it in longhand, and the m/s was then scanned/OCR'd

chapter on his secret love of Mr SHankly in secret was removed by the freemasons - you didnt hear it here - davinichi code and more

Leonineo Davinichi

so far my most wtf sentence has been the one where he apparently contemplates procreating with some Iranian lady friend

He sang at the Nobel Prize concert yesterday in baggy grey trousers. Not as prestigious a gig as it sounds: James Blunt also performed.

Did he perform Baggy Trousers?

'Baggy Grey Trousers' should be the name of a Morrissey/Smiths cover band who do all the songs in the style of Madness.

{Suggs type voice}
Punctured bi-cy-cle
On a hi-ill-side
so desolate!
Will nature make a man of me yet? {horns: WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!}

Beligerent ghouls in all the schools
headmasters breaking all the rules
spineless bastards innnn the pubbbbbb...

What the hell? (Nice photo btw)

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The websiteurl.com and the phone number might make it look like a hoax but I think Morrissey's just put a work-in-progress version of the poster on his website. The Tom Jones date is listed on his own website: http://www.tomjones.com/tour-dates/.

Sir Cliff Richard 'honoured' to support Morrissey

That's a great interview. I think I'd really like to see that show, if I'm honest.

All I can say is "Thank you Patrick, or Morrissey" - I'm not quite sure how to refer to him

"That old curmudgeon you're supporting"?

woah alright I'm not massively drunk reading all this

because

I'm sure this is all an elaborate troll on the posters at morrissey-solo and you gotta respect him for that if nothing else

Concert notifier website I use had this moz tom jones show listed at the LA coliseum which can hold about 80,000 people or more... Sports arena is across the way and seats way less.

as long as he doesnt snuggle up to bette midler

Morrissey playing Vegas, duetting with Celine Dion on a mash-up (Moz-up?) of 'There Is A Light That Will Never Go Out'/'My Heart Will Go On'.

"That old curmudgeon you're supporting"?

My favorite b-side.

lol

"And if a ten tonne truck, should crash into us, my heart will go oooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn"

Mozz shoudl be supported by Billy Ocean

cliff richard interview:

Q. He also has very strict vegetarian rules surrounding the gigs - will you be going vegetarian for the day?

A. Certainly not. No, of course not. I like to think he might eat some meat when I arrive, but I wouldn't expect him to. So I don't think he'd expect me to be vegetarian. If I found he was offended by people eating meat then I won't eat it in front of him. But I'll have a chicken curry afterwards.

this is not going to end well...

"the stage must be free of chicken gizzards"

Morrissey with special guests Alice Cooper and Kristeen Young

Mozzer: "For fucks sake Alice, I'm covered in blood!"
The Coop: "Ah, what ya complainin' about, it's not like any of it went in your mouth! Ha ha! I'm off to play some golf!"

never hit on Moz's increasing resemblance to a plumper old Boris Karloff

When he was at my friend's private view last summer, my thoughts were: love child of Tony Hancock and Gordon Brown.

November Spawned a Frankenstein's Monster

Stolen from a friend on FB: 'Mistletoe and Whine'.

Mozz smothers lady gaga with eyebrows onstage

New album title has been announced.

1. Tastemakers chart?

2. I did get that pic disc single, mainly for the buzzcocks cover version. Not played it yet though.

Tracklisting of new album

1 WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (4:21)
2 NEAL CASSADY DROPS DEAD (4:02)
3 ISTANBUL (4:40)
4 I'M NOT A MAN (7:50)
5 EARTH IS THE LONELIEST PLANET (3:38)
6 STAIRCASE AT THE UNIVERSITY (5:30)
7 THE BULLFIGHTER DIES (2:05)
8 KISS ME A LOT (4:03)
9 SMILER WITH KNIFE (5:13)
10 KICK THE BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE (5:18)
11 MOUNTJOY (5:08)
12 OBOE CONCERTO (4:07)

lol

praying to God that Oboe Concerto is a song that ends up being his incontestable masterpiece, crowning his career in glory, and everybody has to say "that Morrissey, he's a racist piece of shit and he tended to pad his albums with some of the most forgettable filler ever known, but 'Oboe Concerto' is a solid jam and nobody can really deny that"

Oh God I just laughed so hard at that.

Is it time for 'ILX pre-covers Morrissey'?

praying to God that Oboe Concerto is a song that ends up being his incontestable masterpiece, crowning his career in glory, and everybody has to say "that Morrissey, he's a racist piece of shit and he tended to pad his albums with some of the most forgettable filler ever known, but 'Oboe Concerto' is a solid jam and nobody can really deny that"

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, April 13, 2014

i'm already ready to say this.

except for the "forgettable filler" part, you heretic!

Is it time for 'ILX pre-covers Morrissey'?

...you have the right idea. Hold on.

Okay, contributors welcome as of now:

ILX Pre-Covers Morrissey's "World Peace Is None Of Your Business"

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1 WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (4:21)
2 NEAL CASSADY DROPS DEAD (4:02)
3 ISTANBUL (4:40)
4 I'M NOT A MAN (7:50)
5 EARTH IS THE LONELIEST PLANET (3:38)
6 STAIRCASE AT THE UNIVERSITY (5:30)
7 THE BULLFIGHTER DIES (2:05)
8 KISS ME A LOT (4:03)
9 SMILER WITH KNIFE (5:13)
10 KICK THE BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE (5:18)
11 MOUNTJOY (5:08)
12 OBOE CONCERTO (4:07)
13 HOW DO I SHOT WEB (6.33)