why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

live simply and fashionably coif your hair even though you're legally blind

Her room only had three walls. Oops!

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^via UK Cop Humour.

UK Cop Humour

i'm really into british comedy, you know like, uk cop humour

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source?

internet

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/12/i-thought-i-knew-how-big-upworthy-was-on-facebook-then-i-saw-this/282203/

ugh that article is so irritating -- like the atlantic has ANY room to criticise clickbaiting.

the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"

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Their links are everywhere!

the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"

that's the joke, though

it's all total garbage

Legitimate newspapers are a dying institution and stuff like the Weekly World News and the Jerry Springer Show were more or less a shining glorious vision of the future in which we now live.

I used that "What Would I Say" status generator thingy and it came up with "Old is the new York"

damn welcome to like three weeks ago *snort*

a masterpng of my best:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/1160fbd6460395f8dcd83fe995335cdb/tumblr_mwanr2aVjx1qzb8z0o1_1280.png

I've been handpicked by the U.S.
-hurtingbot

I like a lid ON AND grandma love Henning Mankell, also a river China, a river in fact, the spitting in people's lives, and I like American hops are very least until things the parenting books don't you haven't already had a dream last night in my imaginary Pete Cosey meets Doc Watson record.

Chabad guy who wanted to Anthology on my old is more or less so I can just listen to issue official Groovegrass release, a remix EP of the police, we have moved to Williamsburg.

Well you're a litigation firm.
-hurtingbot

Dirty Projectors go on at Costco today and when graduate school

You know you want more cameras.

Man, I'd rather just have medicare for all than a taco bell taco shell I'm a summer associate in a Sunday night, because if you got a three cornered hat

Hey, I'd kill to help, hand me a half anything.

I like ghost law school.

some i like

This being so, which of allowing aid/imports to Gaza wrt security concerns a version of arrogance, does it

Who is mysteriously dying? << Isn't this the description of the human history?

The Room illuminates the fact Lea Michele generally sounded good, but Matthew Morrison, at Barbes, 376 9th St, Brooklyn b is snarky Gawkerism is shocked and I feel okay to me.

I've never seen a link from twentytwowords.com

If I knew you live in Chicago for all the toast of copropahgia.

but really though, "Old is the new York" is fucking amazing

Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, On Stage, During His TED Talk.

Pants down just reveals his boring-ass underpants. Wake us up when he shows his schlong.

Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Cut His Dick Off And Stuffed The Remaining Hole With Unpopped Popcorn Kernels, CVS Receipts, And Nickels, And Proceeded To Die Shortly Thereafter, On Stage, During His TED Talk.

OK, from zachylon's masterpng onwards this thread stopped making sense. what are you guys talking about?

they're demonstrating an arcane form of nose-whistling

in three years you'll long for the days when anything posted on the internet makes this much sense

Some site (?) that autogenerates a Facebook status based on your previous statuses.

I think.

Yes. There's also something like that for Twitter, I think.

Last night it repeatedly created "I hate jamie stewart" for me.

If I do that for my twitter account and it doesn't include "human centipede" then my life is meaningless.

I got a Human Centipede result!

Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use

I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach

Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again

Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square

Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.

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