I guess one of the men with glasses could be saying "the three men and the three women inside the sandbox are going to pair off and mate, we've come to remove you as you are the reject"
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
How about
".. and this is the Voyeur Detection lab"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
Try starting by condensing the thought into a shorter post imo
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
sorry
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
xChin up ur doin ok x
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
"The first one should collapse any minute now."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
"I'm not sure this is the most efficient way to break into the China market."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
I'd like to amend my caption: ", but they do seem to enjoy the digging."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)
"Shame -- they work hard, but their playing is simply not up to par."
― Øystein, Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/g290/131202_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p465/131216_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)
"I always wondered - is the cape just tucked down inside your shirt?"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)
"You're the first patient whose heartbeat I've actually heard. Everyone else wears two vests."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)
"I'm sorry, but the t-shirt confirms my earlier diagnosis. You're a hipster fuck."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
"The joke's on you - that medical diploma on the wall behind you was awarded to me by Sunflower University."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
"With my amazing stethoscope, I can hear the harm cigarettes do to people's bodies. That's why I don't smoke."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)
"You said earlier that it wasn't an 'S', but the Kryptonian symbol for hope. Well, I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
"it's probably just stress"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"Patient Confidentiality is our watchword, Mr Wayne"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)
"You beat your friend up, and you whupped his ass long, because he hit the pipe until the Kryptonite was gone."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)
"My favourite album is that one by The Spin Doctors."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
"Have you been flying a lot recently?"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)
"I think you may have a gluten as well as a kryptonite intolerance"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
"well everything seems fine, but id like to look more into these lasers shooting out of your eyes clark, thats not normal in a man your age"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
"the good news is those adamantium hypodermics arrived so maybe we can finally take a blood sample"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
"Your blood pressure is good, it's just not super"
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)
"let's just skip the prostate check after last time, eh"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)
"ok 'man of steel' I don't care if the stethoscope's cold I can't hear properly if you don't take the suit off"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/09/g290/131209_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)
This is the one to run until 29th Dec..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/23/p465/131223_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:29 (twelve years ago)
"Well, he did sing like a canary this morning"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)
vg
"fourteen arms and the cunt cant swim"
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:39 (twelve years ago)
"The hell with it. No more red bull last requests."
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)
"tonight, he sleeps with the finches"
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:52 (twelve years ago)
"no need to get in a flap"
― conrad, Monday, 16 December 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)
Did the boss say "he's dead or us" or "he's Daedalus?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)
LG for the win
― wee knights of the round table (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 December 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)
Mark and LG nailed.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/01/20/p465/140120_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)
"It only hurts when I laugh."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:44 (twelve years ago)
Excellent
― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 01:03 (twelve years ago)
"Who are you and what have you done with Hamburglar?"
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:39 (twelve years ago)
"If you're Mary Palm, where are your five sisters?"
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:40 (twelve years ago)
"This isn't an island, it's a giant oyster."
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
It's be funnier the other way around: "I only laugh when it hurts."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
Clown: "Well I always give my clients a happy finish."
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:42 (twelve years ago)
"Seriously, take a good look at my face"
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)
"Are you Severin?"
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:34 (twelve years ago)
"Well, there are plenty more fish in the sea, Mildred."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:43 (twelve years ago)
"Silvio's out. I'm Beppe."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:15 (twelve years ago)