Jake Gyllenhaal

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You mean twist him, yukyuk.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

The Young Friend in the photo is "Chris Fischer, an assistant chef at Babbo in NYC, and that he "grew up with Jake in Martha's Vineyard."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jg4.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jg4.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

thanks

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

You have no idea how exhausting it ws to chase him around in a wheelchair just so's the fucker can give me a dollar.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/002.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Natalie Portman?!? NOOOOOOOOO!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Have we talking about the Jared Leto "coming out" yet?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

My heart swells whenever this thread is revived.

What's this about Princess Amidala?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"heart," huh

One of the NY tabs alleged a JG-NP romance today, can't find pic.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

jaymc more please!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

"alleged."

I have a suspicion that Portman and Austin Nichols are the same person; they're never seen together.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

latest Kathy Griffin special: "I love how Tom Cruise is so crazy now that the gays don't even want him? It's all about the Gyllenhaal now."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

is Austin named after Wild Turkey?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

the gays don't want Jared Leto either!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

i'll take him.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

for jed

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

i'll take him.

You wish!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

JL's comment was completely facetious.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/05/kiss_narrowweb__300x424,0.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I read that he tried keeping some "distance" from presenter Justin Timberlake.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Not really ... he just didn't "best kiss" him!

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/06/spoiler_jake_gy.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

oh i could make that kiss work even better jakey poo

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

NO HE'S NOT GEY YOU HEATHEN.

ihttp://iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=1

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

NICE BACK

http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/07/jakes_back_more.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

One of the commenters:

Jake Gyll's penchant for wearing spandex is getting way too creepy for a guy who thinks for himself as straight(yeah right,and Mariah carey's thin!).He's already prowling for a new beard in Natalie Portman.People say that Jake's fascinated by Natalie but are'nt gay men fascinated by bright women like NP.Now,he's hanging out with Lance Armstrong and Mathew Mcconaughey.I could imagine what these three would do in a room:just thinking about it makes me horny.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 17 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

More spandex (apparently he may play Lance A in a biopic... zzzzzzzzzz):

http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/07/fabulous-biker-boys.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.towleroad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_matt_2.jpg

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 28 July 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Grocery shoppin':

ihttp://iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?pos=-26321

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

dude, no way i'm gonna register.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

bringing sexy back:

http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/08/jake_finally_go.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

A temporary tattoo!

http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/08/jake_gyllenhaal_1.html

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 24 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

....Townes?!?!!

I doubt even Jakey in spandex can draw me to that Lance A biopic, blechhh.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jake and Lance were standing mere feet away from me at the Gnarls Barkley show last night.

I thought I was excited as I could be enjoying Gnarls until I looked over and saw Jakey (OMG!!SOHOT!!WTF!!OMG!!). He kept looking around and smiling at everyone and I saw him rebuff two different ladies. There was a third , unknown gentleman with him. He and Lance were wearing matching yellow rubber bracelets. cute.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Matthew Maconnechey (sp?) will be pissed.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I truly expected to see him join Jake as he's pretty ubiqitous around town. Either he's still pouting over losing the part or over the defeat we received from Ohio State last week.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think MMac is already pissed he lost the Armstrong film part.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe Jake can play Matthew McConaughey.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking Gnarls Barkley cancelled here... Oh wait, that's not the point of the thread. OMG You're all pervs! Class...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's nice to see a hot guy with a tummy, but then one can plummet to earth by reading a bunch of queer bubbleheads' snipes about how FAT he is:

http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/09/jake_gyllenhaal_1.html

McGyllenStrong threeesoming at the UT game:

http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/09/gettin-horn-y.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Hm, from an interview before that game:

Is there a possibility you may play Lance in a movie?

(Gyllenhaal) The truth is, one, it would be a great movie. I think, judging how many people love him, and it would be an honor for whoever plays him, but it's too early to say.

(Armstrong) People ask me all the time, and it's not my job to (decide who plays me). It's the studio's job to cast it, and it's the artist's job to read the script and say, 'You know what? I want to do it or I don't want to do it. I like it or I don't like it.' We're not to that point yet. A couple of weeks ago, all of that came out, and it was like, 'What?'

(Gyllenhaal) The bottom line is that Lance and I are good friends and I respect everything that he's done, and it's not about a movie right now.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whenever Gyllie lapses into Hollywoodspeak I go limp.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

“Gyllenhaal's not gay… and the gays all want him. They're done with Cruise, they've had it, he's too crazy…You know the gays are moody. You gotta keep up...”
--Comedian Kathy Griffin on Larry King Live, July 11, 2006.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, that was pointless.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

You were apologizing for your fruitless Deschanel love.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

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