why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Because you kept hitting your big toe on it?

Because they always denied owning it

Haha, "what clown statue?"

and oh yeah, reference to op.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1234806_965262820183_500588775_n.jpg

two (big) things

hurr hurr

niche audience breast reduction macro

angels cd've fixed all those typos if they're that skill

angels do boob jobs only. They're not copy editors fer christ's sake!

blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great

OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:

http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share

looool

hahaha awesome

why is that shit always so funny

like this kills me every time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI

I remember unSKAppable - great band

!!! my username was "Bruce K. Tedesco" for a while and i don't think anyone had any idea what that was, ty for finally reassuring me pplains

Semitic Sound System are the bomb

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/971432_10202379754113322_485899526_n.jpg

Nelson Mandela, refusing to meet Thatcher, yesterday:

http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/PA-10101474.jpg

About to say, "And finally they are reunited," but then also had the second thought of "Well –"

lol

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

I am sitting here by the computer by the way, feet propped up and coffee mug at hand, waiting for that first "Beloved African-American Leader" headline to show up.

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

ya personally I'm more concerned about the victims of crime

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=496319793815268&set=a.336508993129683.78658.336499473130635&type=1

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less If you enjoyed this post...

Expect less If you enjoyed this post...

otm

"Free your mind from worries"

simple enough

verbose 92 year olds and what they say

i wouldn't have taken this seriously but her hair was fashionably coifed so

live simply and fashionably coif your hair even though you're legally blind

Her room only had three walls. Oops!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1467201_664483106907317_1134830086_n.jpg

^via UK Cop Humour.

UK Cop Humour

i'm really into british comedy, you know like, uk cop humour

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbIz6CWCcAEM4pQ.png

source?

internet

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/12/i-thought-i-knew-how-big-upworthy-was-on-facebook-then-i-saw-this/282203/

ugh that article is so irritating -- like the atlantic has ANY room to criticise clickbaiting.

the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"

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Their links are everywhere!

the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"

that's the joke, though

it's all total garbage

Legitimate newspapers are a dying institution and stuff like the Weekly World News and the Jerry Springer Show were more or less a shining glorious vision of the future in which we now live.

I used that "What Would I Say" status generator thingy and it came up with "Old is the new York"

damn welcome to like three weeks ago *snort*

a masterpng of my best:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/1160fbd6460395f8dcd83fe995335cdb/tumblr_mwanr2aVjx1qzb8z0o1_1280.png

I've been handpicked by the U.S.
-hurtingbot