lol darragh
― estela, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:51 (twelve years ago)
"The next Brian Wilson album is going to be written by committee."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:57 (twelve years ago)
"this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said your research team had to get down to a granular level"
― conrad, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)
BAM
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:59 (twelve years ago)
"Yes, he's pooping in it. No, I don't know how he keeps his knees that steady."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)
"Look how happy they are, Jenkins."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)
"I'm only going to say this once more. Employees are not allowed in the giant cat's litter tray!"
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)
"We're looking for somebody who can think outside the box."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)
"Playtime's over, motherfuckers!"
― Øystein, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
"Frankly, the whole corporation is built on sand."
― jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)
"we call it the innovation lab"
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 5 December 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Silicon valley goes mobile
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)
"Let's see what the focus group thinks."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)
"How long have they been in here?"
"When we leave, they start moving again. The cameras prove it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)
"I thought your report recommended setting up a dessert research lab!"
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
when I first saw the cartoon I had the impression that the three men and the three women inside the sandbox would pair off and mate, I don't know what would happen to the guy sitting on the edge of the sandbox, maybe the two men with glasses have come to remove him as he is the reject. I can't think of a way to condense that into a caption though.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)
does it saw in the rules that the caption has to be something one of the people in the cartoon is saying or can it just be a caption? I don't remember ever seeing a finalist in the magazine that isn't a quote.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)
I guess one of the men with glasses could be saying "the three men and the three women inside the sandbox are going to pair off and mate, we've come to remove you as you are the reject"
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
How about
".. and this is the Voyeur Detection lab"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
Try starting by condensing the thought into a shorter post imo
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
sorry
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
xChin up ur doin ok x
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
"The first one should collapse any minute now."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
"I'm not sure this is the most efficient way to break into the China market."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
I'd like to amend my caption: ", but they do seem to enjoy the digging."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)
"Shame -- they work hard, but their playing is simply not up to par."
― Øystein, Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/g290/131202_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p465/131216_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)
"I always wondered - is the cape just tucked down inside your shirt?"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)
"You're the first patient whose heartbeat I've actually heard. Everyone else wears two vests."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)
"I'm sorry, but the t-shirt confirms my earlier diagnosis. You're a hipster fuck."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
"The joke's on you - that medical diploma on the wall behind you was awarded to me by Sunflower University."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
"With my amazing stethoscope, I can hear the harm cigarettes do to people's bodies. That's why I don't smoke."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)
"You said earlier that it wasn't an 'S', but the Kryptonian symbol for hope. Well, I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
"it's probably just stress"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"Patient Confidentiality is our watchword, Mr Wayne"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)
"You beat your friend up, and you whupped his ass long, because he hit the pipe until the Kryptonite was gone."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)
"My favourite album is that one by The Spin Doctors."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
"Have you been flying a lot recently?"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)
"I think you may have a gluten as well as a kryptonite intolerance"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
"well everything seems fine, but id like to look more into these lasers shooting out of your eyes clark, thats not normal in a man your age"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
"the good news is those adamantium hypodermics arrived so maybe we can finally take a blood sample"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
"Your blood pressure is good, it's just not super"
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)
"let's just skip the prostate check after last time, eh"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)
"ok 'man of steel' I don't care if the stethoscope's cold I can't hear properly if you don't take the suit off"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/09/g290/131209_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)
This is the one to run until 29th Dec..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/23/p465/131223_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:29 (twelve years ago)
"Well, he did sing like a canary this morning"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)