why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I have read your post with great interest

similar questions like yours

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

this is killing me

rich bachelors spend friday night alone

they go to multiple bars but they're all at the same restaurant and the same gym

The Gym Restaurant bar

y'all laugh now but wait til i name my firstborn JP Morgan CEO Lyon, just see what happens you gold diggers

I must admit, he really showed that gold digger!

She's like 'tl:dr, but hey if yr a CEO we shd hang out'

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/993747_703934702963841_321731458_n.jpg

THEN WHO WAS CLOWN?

the authorities

omg someone broke in and left a lifesize clown statue. strngeworld indeed

ffs it's meant to be an angel statue outside the bedroom window. Kids these days have no respect for tradition.

If you're confused about the ending...

The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/clown_statue.htm

The other guy in Paul Walker's car and the CEO of JP Morgan were delivering clown statues one day somewhere in California...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_NfFcsT3E

by rich couple somewhere in California

They can't be that rich if they don't even have a clown statue.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-zE-z5KHN99s/UfLck4CPM_I/AAAAAAAADEQ/8KcOhShjQVk/w900/clown+statue+in+woods.jpg

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http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/thesims/thumb/6/60/TS_LL_Quote_Tragic_Clown_01.png

man I knew some rich people in california who did have a clown statue. it was distubing.

Because you kept hitting your big toe on it?

Because they always denied owning it

Haha, "what clown statue?"

and oh yeah, reference to op.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1234806_965262820183_500588775_n.jpg

two (big) things

hurr hurr

niche audience breast reduction macro

angels cd've fixed all those typos if they're that skill

angels do boob jobs only. They're not copy editors fer christ's sake!

blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great

OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:

http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share

looool

hahaha awesome

why is that shit always so funny

like this kills me every time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI

I remember unSKAppable - great band

!!! my username was "Bruce K. Tedesco" for a while and i don't think anyone had any idea what that was, ty for finally reassuring me pplains

Semitic Sound System are the bomb

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/971432_10202379754113322_485899526_n.jpg

Nelson Mandela, refusing to meet Thatcher, yesterday:

http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/PA-10101474.jpg

About to say, "And finally they are reunited," but then also had the second thought of "Well –"

lol

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

I am sitting here by the computer by the way, feet propped up and coffee mug at hand, waiting for that first "Beloved African-American Leader" headline to show up.

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

ya personally I'm more concerned about the victims of crime

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=496319793815268&set=a.336508993129683.78658.336499473130635&type=1

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less If you enjoyed this post...

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otm

"Free your mind from worries"

simple enough