Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

the tone is essentially ned flanders

I think Heritage does a lot of liveblogging stuff, so someone's surely complained about him somewhere.

I found today that they don't make MAILER-DAEMON messages like they used to:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at engine02-21434-2.icritical.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

This isn't what we were told Skynet would be like.

Shed Your Tears
Well, folks, the time for Yummy Rummy's December 3 send-off is finally upon us. We've put pennies in its eyes, and are settin' it free on the soft currents of the ever-after. Gone but never forgotten. Or just gone until we're out of other ideas.

So here's what you should be doing:

1. If you're holding on to Yummy Rummy plays, use them now. After December 3, they're just effigies for posterity. Our antiques guy doesn't forecast much worth-accumulation on 'em either...
2. If you've got unexpired prizes, breathe easy. We played for keeps; they're still yours.
If you need a place for your thoughts or fond memories, do that here. And hey, we're not saying so long forever, just for now. Yummy Rummy could be back - as a dove. Or a game. Or maybe as a spirit that pushes out the clouds and lets the sun shine.

Love,
GrubHub

You seriously think nobody outside of ILX has noticed the epidemic of twee marketing and had to "steal" the idea? I love this place but I would have to say that's unlikely.

I should have been clearer: I wasn't suggesting we came up with the idea of hating this marketing angle, just riffing more generally on journos trawling discussion forums to spark ideas for stories (not outright go "oh wait, i never thought of that!" really).

Not entirely on topic but it seemed appropriate
http://www.remadeco.org/

$350 for a plunger?!!!

ahahaha the video still, almost don't want to watch it now

Location: New York

was it ever gonna be otherwise

no wait this is obvious satire, ffs neil s

this seems potentially open to abuse

http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/andreafays/product/personalised-she-loves-shopping-tote-bag

you suggesting they wdn't print one that said "IT RIGHT UP HER"???

love the first name they've gone for

i don't love any of those things fyi

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e8Tya2Bajro/T0764GXcR8I/AAAAAAAAJNs/uyUYFklw4IE/s1600/256212666270851214_HIQaECEQ_c.jpg

I guess as a "test" you can try ordering one that says:

letting Ian Watkins rape my baby

TOO SOON

sarahel u fucking disgust me

chinese food is sick

revised 'summer girls' lyrics 4u

xp - are you letting your wife post again?

oh look fuck off right

GET A ROOM

Quality zing tbf

completely needless & obtusely ignoring the fact i was myself making a joke abt previous exchanges

As are we all

the worst thing is that i now have 'summer girls' stuck in my head

i am too old and too American

^ the least of your worries.

Ah ha ha

yeah plunger thing was a very elaborate joek I hold my hands up!

10 bizarre objects found in 'cool' offices

we inherited a telecom company's design choices when we moved into their old offices. cringeworthy, the lot of them. (actually, the mural in the boardroom is well done but we should paint over it as it's one enormous branding exercise. and the table with the map of nyc is ok)

(actually, we have stunk up the place ourselves with the neon heart and all the record label specific art from the last place (we moved from an old ex-record label headquarters and had bought a lot of stuff relating to them for decoration))

Like the Beeb's use of scarequotes around cool tbh.

I think I posted this before but this Mini is a meeting room at Rackspace

http://beautyandthebriefcaseblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/office-design-london-rackspace.jpg

The reception area looks like a Mirror's Edge interior
http://o.homedsgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Rackspace-Office-03.jpg

They also have an indoor garden with swings.

I am horribly sorry, but I think that reception is gorgeous. 'Mini as a meeting room' makes me want to kill, though.

lol yeah i would have no problem working at a place with a car in the middle of it but the second someone made me sit in it to have a meeting i'd tender resignation

shiny red is the best

xp - what if the meeting took place while you all got to drive around the "office" in it

that doesnt sound very productive

we've hit the motherlode, people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg762649_X8

i just filled out a customer-feedback survey for GrubHub

http://i.imgur.com/XZqXMRX.png

Also make your customer surveys shorter.

i'm in a train toilet, now is really not the time to be all buddy buddy with me.

http://oi40.tinypic.com/i6j991.jpg

Ha, I've seen loads of people sharing that going "oh, isn't it wonderful they have a sense of humour?" To which my answer is unfailingly no, no it isn't, they're still over-priced privatised pieces of scum-sucking shit.

Some people at work are planning to go to this. I would literally rather sit in my GP's waiting room with NO BOOKS for the same amount of time.

http://vimeo.com/78861080

is there a follow-up called SUCKINGONTHEDICKOFCAPITALISM#7 ?

Our train service had these pseudo - sub - wacky series of posters called 'The Modern Guide To Train Etiquette'.

" 1. Get out of my fucking reserved seats you can read that digital sign as well as i can so stop fronting

2. Your fucking bag hasn't got a ticket

3. Nobody else on this carriage gives a fuck what fucking pub you're meeting Giles in when you get there so shut the fuck up"

Good grief that Good Morning thing.

Xpost hah, I feel like screaming number 2 at least twice a day.