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i miss my gf

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

count me in on the general theme here, plz thx

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, yes, in general agreement. Whoever or whatever turned my libido back on, could you please turn it back off again. Annoyingly inconvenient at the moment.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever or whatever turned Kate's libido back on, can you do the same for my wife please? kthxbye

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would an ex-girlfriend come over at 1 o'clock in the morning just to sleep next to me? Why would she not want to make teh sex?
The resultant horniness is almost too much.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you should have whacked off on her while she was asleep.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's snowing!"

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Oh. My. GOD.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

All-time high?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is amazing!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And I've never posted to it. Ha. I'm sure that says everything about me you need to know :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

All time high, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

So while you were typing that you were... you know...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Not right then, no, but I might have just now had I not gotten interrupted.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi dere.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mastermindtoys.com/store/Assets/index_page_images/whamo.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

these were big in victorian england:

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/4c/b0/kifmToy_SportsSoccem_BoppersSockem_Boppers-resized200.jpg

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Not right then, no, but I might have just now had I not gotten interrupted.

"Oh yes... oh... oh YES!! YES!! YE... wait, need to check ILX"

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 Ctrl+Alt+Del Ctrl+Alt+Del

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh yes... oh... oh YES!! YES!! YE... wait, need to check ILX"

It's like you were THERE!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We've all been there, I think.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

...I've said too much.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D Touching yourself to THAT photo

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

which? the sock em boppers one??

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't see any socks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

well then?

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! My name is Nick, and I'm horny as balls!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst is when you have just enough shitty sex to remind you what good sex used to be like, but not enough to really get off!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my sentence forming skills are on par with my ability to pull decent fuckbuddies!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't have posted on this thread, huh?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just lonely to a really sad-ass degree.

And. I. Hate. It.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that medication was supposed to diminish your libido. If anything, it's restored my self esteem to the point where my libido has returned! What a nuisance! Ah well. It makes looking at the DDB's a lot more fun, even if I know that I can't actually physically *do* anything with them. It means we can have nice conversations about AC-30s even as I'm mentally bathing them.

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want to do it wtih Peter Sarsgaard.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ha! Who doesn't?

You see his willy in Kinsey, ya know. It's lovely.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Ewan McGregor lovely, but still.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, no...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr looooooooojnnnnnnnngggggggg wwwwwwwwwwwwereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekssss fuck

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I got totally satisfied today, and then immediately came down with chills, fever, whole-body ache and a 101 fever. DON'T DO IT, KIDS!!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

now i'm thinking you fucked a bag of frozen peas!!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell my wife you said that. Cad! Pistols at dawn!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

george and his wife, yesterday:

http://lifelibertypursuit.blogs.com/photos/august_2004/dscn2101.JPG

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, I think I'm not horny anymore. thanks mark.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that's, um, what i'm here for?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.sickamongthepure.com/files/2004/01/ReviewLovage/01_review_smooveb.gif

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.prejeant.com/digest/character6.jpg

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

grr.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

my libido has skyrocketed since I got married!

(probably this has more to do with me quitting my high-stress job at the same time)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord teeny, you used to brag BEFORE you got married!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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