lol George Orwell in 2013 wod be doing a facebook macro: Overthrow teh ruling class and take control of the means of production. -Okay done. -Now, did it go back to the way it was before? -Pretty much. -Ahhhhh do you seeeee
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)
http://enlightenink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/WC-HURT-PEOPLE.jpghttp://carrotsncake.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Hurt_people_hurt_people._.pnghttp://skreened.com/render-product/d/i/d/didaaiefkoayqkmqwcgv/hurt-people-hurt-people.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.black.w760h760.jpg
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
ok i got the message the first time
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)
consider the sores
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/legacyimages/a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115701b9ad5970b-pi.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
Is there even an English-speaking dialect that rhymes "source" with "sores"?
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)
Uh, they're very similar. I was going to say it's an assonant rhyme, but it's actually much closer than just that. The only difference is the voiced vs the unvoiced sibilant.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
they are a minimal pair
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
upworthy-type posts seem to have overtaken macros recently in volume of annoying posts
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
Go right to the source and ask the horsehe'll give you an answer that you'll endorsehe's always biting on open sorestalk to Mr. Ed!
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)
I knew the alarm had sounded that it was time for a Facebook break this morning when I realized I was entrenched in an argument with a person whose profile pic was a GIF that said "This Person Loves the USA" with an arrow pointing towards the left corner, using the shittiest graphic artwork known to man.
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
wait facebook allows gifs now?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
Scott, hit me up on FB please - I want to order something from your store if I can
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/s720x720/1392629_10201280798558365_90054444_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)
you won't be a vice president with a carphone but you will be a high school student with an iphone so SUCK IT BILL GATES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
those are up in the jimmy johns near me as said by warren buffett iirc
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)
damn my grandparents were dumb.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)
i do not recall correctly. those are written by 'the founder of a ridiculously successful software company'
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
Burger flipping is an opportunity
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)
Thanks teachers u had one job making kids able to read this
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:31 (twelve years ago)
The world doesnt give a fuck abt yr self esteem. Be nice to nerds.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, November 27, 2013 2:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Bet he meant some low-grade vector image, like what gifs used to be before they began to dance for us.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Nervous.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:44 (twelve years ago)
http://toastytech.com/guis/win95taskbar.png
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)
Offtopic but I remember as a kid finding the images that came with windows 3.1 (and you could use them for wallpaper) things of especial beauty
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)
I know that's win98 but still
anybody else's FB wall gets plattered with IF YOU SHOP ON THANKSGIVING, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM links/videos? sure love how sanctimonious social media becomes around the holidays.
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)
i know it's too obvious to type "around the holidays" but come on
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)
come on man
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)
Good response to that sanctimony: http://www.misszoot.com/2013/11/25/shopping-on-thanksgiving/
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fred-Durst-Quotes-2.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fred-Durst-Quotes-4.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)
what?
― how's life, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Colin-Baker-Quotes-1.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
Colin Baker quotations, sayings. Famous quotes of Colin Baker, Colin Baker photos. Colin Baker Quotes
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)
That first Durst quote... I can understand Durst getting expressions wrong, but why repeat his mistakes
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)
it was the durst of times
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)
Durst wears his feelings on his sleeve, but then puts a hard, crusty shell over that sleeve. Seems clear to me.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
dirty sleeves imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/christandpopculture/files/2011/12/atheismmakessense.jpg
― slam dunk, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/b44a2a9870da11e2b95b22000a1fab39_7.jpg
― Darin, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
'i believe god put us here to test us—to see whether we were brave enough to repost image macros'
― j., Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
Why does God tend to come so early?
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)
did people repost that by taking scanning polaroids?
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)
the smugness of it all i can't even
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/EC788867-F352-483A-9E3F-CE22F470D3F7_zpsinaif62f.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)
that poor millionaire CEO no one would've cared about anyway if paul walker wasn't also in the car with him
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Monday, 2 December 2013 04:51 (twelve years ago)
Meanwhile the only person named in the macro is Paul Walker. RIP the guy.
― jmm, Monday, 2 December 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)
^^ this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 05:21 (twelve years ago)
Made me think.
I thought, who the hell was this Paul Walker, anyway? Never heard of him. Oh, and who cares about people in cars?
― Aimless, Monday, 2 December 2013 05:35 (twelve years ago)
Me either, aimless.
Thought it was the guy fromThe Jam at first.
― pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 06:21 (twelve years ago)
pour one out
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 2 December 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)