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What do you think about when you masturbate? (70 new answers, last at 4:41 pm)
have you ever read a "management book"? (13 new answers, last at 4:39 pm)
Have you ever wanked to Teletext? (8 new answers, last at 4:39 pm)

Children (140 new answers, last at 4:38 pm)
Things I Should Do Before I'm 30 (71 new answers, last at 4:36 pm)
NOT FUNNY. (34 new answers, last at 4:36 pm)

Accidental Encounters With The Rich and Famous? (3 new answers, 153 total, last at 4:14 pm)
How does it feel to have your buthole fucked? (79 new answers, last at 4:12 pm)

40 Year Old Fat Married Guys (Or Any Guys) Pretending To Be Horny Women (24 new answers, last at 4:17 am)
The worst news I got all day (3 new answers, last at 4:10 am)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Dammit, last one'd been done.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

How does it feel to have your buthole fucked? (79 new answers)
hey hey (5 new answers)

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

How does it feel to have your buthole fucked?
NOT FUNNY.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean pipped you by a good four and a half hours I'm afraid.

Well, fuck.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I could starta thread called: Sean pipped you by a good four and a half hours I'm afraid. and you could start one called: Well, fuck. And then no one could beat you?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Children (149 new answers)
FUNNY (55 new answers)
ILE Raffle (38 new answers)
NOT FUNNY. (60 new answers)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you ever feel a victim of your own ambition? (33 new answers, last at 9:00 am)
Why? (128 new answers, last at 8:58 am)
I read a great book today. (48 new answers, last at 8:57 am, 48+ unread)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Further proof that ILE hates children:

Children (149 new answers)
ILE Raffle (38 new answers)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

And, of course:

What do you think about when you masturbate? (92 new answers)
How does it feel to have your buthole fucked? (87 new answers)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

NOT FUNNY. (69 new answers)
Embarassing Sexual Moments... (10 new answers)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I was looking for this thread the other day so I could put this on:

What do you think about when you masturbate/Moving to Manchester

― Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

'What do you think about when you masturbate?' has kind of taken all the sport out of this thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to suggest:

what do you think about when you masturbate and
How does it feel to have your buthole (sic) fucked?

but is that too obvious?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Things I Should Do Before I'm 40 (16 new answers, last at 11:25 am)
Poetry. (1 new answer, last at 11:07 am)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Gareth (47 new answers, last at 12:24 pm)
postcards (4 new answers, 11 total, last at 11:58 am)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

How does it feel to have your buthole fucked? (90 new answers, 1 unread) Accidental Encounters With The Rich and Famous? (8 new answers, 158 total, 8 unread)

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

rosemary wins.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

What do you think about when you masturbate? (93 new answers, last at 2:34 am)
Raiders! Buccaneers! ALL PIRATE SUPER BOWL! (80 new answers, 135 total, last at 2:28 am, 19 unread)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Shortenign Tep's to:

have you ever read a "management book"? (13 new answers, last at 4:39 pm)
Have you ever wanked to Teletext? (8 new answers, last at 4:39 pm)

works so much better,

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

# Moving to Manchester (28 new answers)
# The Leaving Of Liverpool (1 new answer, 59 total)

― kate, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Children (162 new answers, last at 8:43 pm, 3 unread)
"They Have No People Skills Whatsoever" (15 new answers, last at 8:42 pm, 4 unread)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

hey hey (28 new answers, last at 8:52 pm, 4 unread)
Children (164 new answers, last at 8:49 pm, 1 unread)
would you like to lose weight? (2 new answers, last at 8:48 pm, 1 unread)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

how does it feel to have your earwax cleaned with a paperclip? (11 new answers, last at 8:55 pm, 4 unread)
FUNNY (67 new answers, last at 8:56 pm, 1 unread)

would you like to lose weight? (3 new answers, last at 9:00 pm, 2 unread)
Why? (140 new answers, last at 8:59 pm)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

so what's yr take on Bill Bryson? (18 new answers, 27 total, 18 unread)
NOT FUNNY. (79 new answers, 19 unread)

Ah, never a truer word spoken in jest...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Can somebody pleeease start a "We're the monkees" thread?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Please?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham I keep singing that every time I look at that thread!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep thinking of Krusty, myself.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

hey hey (45 new answers, last at 3:52 pm)
We're the Monkeys (3 new answers, last at 3:52 pm)
Freaky. (36 new answers, last at 3:52 pm, 2 unread)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it really a thread connection if you set it up, though?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course it is! And anyway, I really wanted to talk about monkeys....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Advice For New ILXers (5 new answers)
We're the Monkeys (6 new answers)

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

what is a "partial-birth abortion"? (4 new answers, 4+ unread)
FUNNY (75 new answers, 75+ unread)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

ARGH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the thread where Andrew and Lara have a FITE!
This is the thread where you apologise

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

hey hey (47 new answers)
We're the Monkeys (8 new answers)
C/D: Setting up Thread Connections (4 new answers)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Children (181 new answers, last at 2:50 pm)
post a nude photo of yourself (23 new answers, last at 2:50 pm)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ding ding ding

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

underrated ilx'ers (119 new answers, last at 8:15 pm)
Let Us March? (1 new answer, last at 8:14 pm)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

post a nude photo of yourself (32 new answers)
Freaky. (51 new answers)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Thread Connections (119 new answers, 509 total, 4 unread)
NOT FUNNY. (84 new answers, 24 unread)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"800 Missiles to hit Iraq in First 48 Hours" (36 new answers)
NOT FUNNY. (87 new answers)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 30 January 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"800 Missiles to hit Iraq in First 48 Hours" (75 new answers, last at 9:10 am, 75+ unread)
Why? (149 new answers, last at 9:10 am, 82 unread)
The Daily Show (16 new answers, last at 9:10 am)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Embarassing Sexual Moments... (163 new answers, last at 1:16 pm)
Ned Takes on Canada (70 new answers, last at 2:28 pm)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

x-rated ilxers? (76 new answers, 2 unread)
Sick cats (1 new answer, 1 unread)

Unflattering pictures of tennis players (1 new answer, 47 total, 1 unread)
google searches you never quite thought you'd be making... (4 new answers)

Ned Takes on Canada (70 new answers, 27 unread)
Men with a size 28 waist and sex (89 new answers, 185 total, 3 unread)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Depressing Fortune Cookie Messages... (33 new answers, last at 12:15 pm)
"first you gotta do the chuffle shuffle" (17 new answers, last at 2:37 pm)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Bush Does something *good* for a change (4 new answers)
London FAP Karaoke: Thursday Night (111 new answers)

"heh heh, I'm gonna do. I gonna. I'm gonna do sweet caroline, I think."

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is a cover of Sun Ra's 'Nucular War'."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Moving to Manchester (35 new answers, 35+ unread)
Emile Heskey (24 new answers, 24+ unread)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

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