Y2K: What could have been

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My dad was camping, listening for signs of doom on his transistor radio, probably expecting to be referring to the overhang he was holed up in as "home" for the forseeable future.

I vaguely remember thinking how funny it would be if the 80,000+ people at that big Phish show in Florida were about to become the last vestiges of the human race.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"... listening for signs of doom on his transistor radio..."

Now that's what I'm talking about. "Earth Abides" sort of shit, one last survivor forging a new world from the ashes of the old, boldy establishing a new order like THE POSTMAN.

andy --, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he was a little disappointed in/worried for me, you know, not acknowledging the impending end times. I think he was kinda looking forward to the guerilla Appalachian post-apocalyptic Swiss Family Robinson future where we raised the younguns as hunters and fisherman and lived in houses we built in the trees and created our own new tribal society.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

is that charlton heston on the cover?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelsey and I were at my parents' house. We just watched TV. I flipped through the Rolling Stone issue with Christina Ricci on the cover. One of the boringest New Years I've had in the last ten years, to be honest. We went to the White Hen in the morning so that Kelsey could buy a newspaper for her mom, as a collector's item.

Actually, a small part of me wanted there to be a catastrophe if it meant that I didn't have to finish my senior thesis, which I was in the grueling middle of.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost a lot of good men that night.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/1998/January/13/photos/postman.gif

Nick - like your father I look forward to the earnest world of the post-apocalypse as well - bartering, making mocassins, growing corn for fuel, etc. Maybe if we attack North Korea we'll get our wish.

Neither sleet nor hail will prevent Kevin Costner from getting out the mail. Has anyone seen both Waterworld and The Postman? (I've seen neither)Please compare/contrast. He was on a real post-apocalyptic mission there for awhile.

andy --, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I also remember really liking the Simpsons' take on the whole thing, what with Dick Clark being a robot and disintegrating and such.

About the only preparation done besides stocking up on booze was my dad informing me which guns were in the best working order in our house. The fucker even laid claim to the 9mm.

Dan M. (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i went to sleep

i like to stay in on new year.

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.staehlernebruderschaft.de/graphics/media/screenshots/fbos0038.jpg

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ok: the party had the WORST DRINK (vinegar in red wine bottles), the WORST FOOD (it wz an all-nighter so they served breakfast but it TASTED HORRIBLE!!), the rooms were ALL COLD and the MUSIC OF RUBBISH!!

i didn't know anyone there except the person who brought me - a friend but not a date - she wanted to dance, which is her right, so i tried to find somewhwre to sit out of the draftiness

after breakfast turned out to be so awful i decided to make it home (abt 5 in morning): so i MISSED THE ONLY "GOOD" THING = g/f of guy who had thrown party turning up... he had not told her it has throwing a millennium party! possibly bcz when she DID arrive he wz doin coke and hott sex w.someone else in the bathroom!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

as part of my 'local celebrity' duties, I was emceeing my town's First Night festivities. We had fireworks, the world didn't end, it was nice.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

get out more, tombot.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a big party at my house, and because all my friends had faffed around so much, no one had plans, so they all came over. We dragged mattresses out to the back courtyard and lay around by candlelight, all trashed off our noggins, some people inside watching (and yelling abuse at) the Matrix on dvd, my ex bf turned up, tripping his balls off, and fell face-first into my lap passed out.

Yeah it was pretty good. I narrowly avoided pulling a graveyard shift at the ISP I worked for. We had people on shift assuming everyone's pooters/routers/networks would fall over. And of course nothing happened. So I'm glad I didnt bother with that.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

but h., I have to write 7000 words about elliptic curve cryptosystems by tomorrow afternoon.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

I found this "all about me" book that my friend gave me that (of course) i never filled out because i knew it would be hilarious some day and also because who answers questions like this
13 years later, here is a sample

it's like proto ok cupid or something? overly personal questions and baseless future predictions.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34ey4TE9a1rtmp17o1_1280.jpg

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

what kinds of choices will you make in the new millennium?

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, you can't have cigarettes AND oral sex?

emil.y, Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

i know! you also have to choose between drugs and personal confrontation, fashion and soul.?! wtf kind of post millennial hell is this?!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

frisbee or UFO

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Frisbee or GTFO

emil.y, Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Does the end of the Millennium signify the start of something new? Y N
If Y, what? _________ <--- teeny tiny little line on which you make predictions about the next thousand years

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 May 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

glad i don't smoke

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 May 2012 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

here's another one

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j6lxQbMc1rtmp17o1_500.jpg

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

sorry about the blurry edges, i am too lazy to scan twice

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

who on earth would answer these questions in a book? i am truly wondering about what kind of person would write all of this stuff down? it seems like finding one that had been filled out would be a diamond mine of blackmail material?!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

omg

crüt, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

i know

its like an invitation to oversharing to the nth degree

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

this is but a mere sampling of this book's wares

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

God and the apocalypse

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ta821OX11rtmp17o1_1280.jpg

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

To be honest, it would be quite interesting to look back on your attitudes to these weird arbitrary things, I think.

emil.y, Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I've gone back and forth about it. I just know that there is no way I would have filled this out sincerely because that is just WAY too much info about my personal thoughts to share with anyone. But to read the thoughts of someone who was less guarded/self-conscious about sharing the answers? I'm going to keep my eye out for these in thrift stores from now on.

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

The book is 92 pages long!

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Bloody hell!

emil.y, Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

hold on...i'm scanning the toc...

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8014/7215695786_db31225c46_b.jpg

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

'Cat and Mouse'?

emil.y, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Romantic (and a little bit of platonic) relationships, with dual focus on fantasy (traits of your ideal mate - woman, etc) and history (what's the furthest you have traveled to see a love interest?)
Also, pursuit/being pursued.

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, farthest

for example:

when you are attracted to someone:

you like to be the cat
you like to be the mouse

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just gonna keep posting these because why not

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3trm5oO531rtmp17o1_1280.jpg

game of crones (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/50gU873.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:46 (five years ago)


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