itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

From that Return of Kings (arf) website: "Women and homosexuals are prohibited from commenting here. They will be immediately banned.”. Return of Cry-Babies more like.

I just got this in my inbox (good timing considering it's "International Men's Day" today, HAPPY IMD, EVERYONE!!!):

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6f3ac4f77ba0bcf12825b33600684ce/tumblr_mwiz53UM0B1qzigb4o1_500.jpg

lessons in manliness

-ripping off bandaids without crying
-opening pickle jars

a show to call his very own!

i couldn't open a jar of olives last night, took a can opener to the lid and bent the shit out of it tho, popped right off, manliness secure

mind blown

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9620/i5pe.jpg

As she lay dying in the smouldering wreckage around her, she knew she could die at peace knowing that her boyfriend gave that kiss the attention it deserved

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9325/i4t4.jpg

i couldn't open a jar of olives last night, took a can opener to the lid and bent the shit out of it tho, popped right off, manliness secure

― j., Tuesday, November 19, 2013 7:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when i realized i could use can openers to help with difficult jars my manliness trebled overnight.

not if it 'trebled'

lol

Just use a spoon to break the seal...

sabre or gtfo

Or break the jar on your forehead

tbh i grabbed the jar by the neck and shattered it

then i had a barfight with myself

it was vicious

B+

slap bottom of the jar w/ the palm of your hand = it works!

'have strong forearms' always my first strategy, works most of the time
*shows u how to be a man itt*

http://progolferdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/gripit.jpg

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/12/05/how-to-escape-a-sinking-car-an-illustrated-guide/

http://i.imgur.com/y5DRLWi.jpg

i can't go to work today, i have to mentally rehearse escaping from my sinking car.

what if a car goes in the water and there are no men in it :(

I guess I need to get an "auto rescue tool". Also keep some scissors in my car in case I need to cut off my seat belt.

Of course, since I posted that I am almost certainly going to die in a sinking car with a malfunctioning seat belt.

looks like the auto rescue tool has a blade in it, which makes sense because every car accident I've ever been involved in would have been improved by someone having a knife

how to save yourself from a submerged vehicle. step 1: drive your vehicle into the water.

http://www.returnofkings.com/

warning: worst people in the world

yes we're quite familiar w/ them itt

http://runsonmagic.com/

The challenge of the manosphere is that our tribe is scattered across the world.

http://www.returnofkings.com/

warning: worst people in the world

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just spent like 20 minutes with my mouth hanging open reading this site

It's not just how much they hate women, but how convoluted and tortured their logic is in vaguely masking and justifying their hatred of women

I was like, Par for the Terrible Course until I got to "How Women Teach Men to Rape."

that was the exact one that I lost my shit on

well, "The Tragedy Of Letting A Broken Woman Into Your Life" was a little more batshit than the typical MRA fare too, but it was kind of tl/dr

u guys convinced me to read 'how women teach men' and it wasn't as bad as i was expecting. he pushes hard for enthusiastic consent which is definitely the right position.

"he pushes hard for enthusiastic consent"

yeah i'll bet

lol

He basically argues "always make sure to get consent, because women are confused bitch-whores"

these guys' connection with close-up magic is depressing

can you start defining specialist terms, forks? you're dropping like magician jargon and brony jargon all over the place these days

it's this game son i'm caught up all in it

http://www.oddcrunch.com/divorced-man-words/

CAPITAL LETTERS

12) BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY...
To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully.

13) DON'T BE AN IDIOT...

That little tab icon is just cracking me up

ew

http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/07/23/health/men-should-never-perform-cunnilingus/

*takes notes*

When a man has sex with a woman, his biological material stays within a woman's vagina -- even if a condom is used. While the vagina is self-cleaning, the process to completely cleanse can take months. Do you really want another man's biological material in your mouth? And even if you think you're in a committed relationship, by the time you find out your woman is cheating on you, it'll be too late.

iirc this is why men enjoy their legendary reputation as the reasonable gender

A recent study points to the fact that men feel the need to perform oral sex on a woman in an attempt to keep the woman from straying. And while this strategy may be successful in the short-term, it will ultimately end up being a failure. If a woman falls in love with your tongue, it's only a matter of time before she falls out of love with you. Thus, it's better to find a female who loves you for a sustainable reason -- such as your mind or your penis.

p sure this actual trolling

lol that's amazing.