http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/25/p465/131125_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
"He's inside"
"Et In Arcadia Ego"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link
"Republicans managed to shut down Sesame Street after all, huh?"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
"There's a shortage of duck, so we had to make your Turducken with a pig instead."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link
"Have you got a big baster?""No ma'am, it's just the way my trousers are hanging."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link
We made the newsie-wewsies
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 11:50 (ten years ago) link
"No, a great little free-range poultry farm down Fukushima way."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
"welcome to meats how may I be of assistance?"
― conrad, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
"This should be large enough for your entire family. You might want to shave and debone them before you stuff it though."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
"Good morning madam. Welcome to 'Meats by Dre'."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
"Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow..."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/18/g290/131118_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 November 2013 09:07 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/p465/131202_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 November 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
"I didn't call for a plumber"
those are prob the best set of winning captions since this thread started
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link
The last one is the same as this:
It's official, I've finally turned into my forefather.― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, November 12, 2013 4:56 PM
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, November 12, 2013 4:56 PM
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
"Another cyclops, what are the odds?"
― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
"callout charge? Well you can fuck right off again mate"
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link
"I think I've fixed it."
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
"Friday? But I need this fixed today!"
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
"I don't have any plumbing because as you can see this is, quite literally, a desert island. If you have transport nearby I would appreciate being taken to an environment more conducive to sustaining life, though."
― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
*longest backwards whistle in history*
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
cyclops - nice
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 November 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
"well, carpentry was steady work for the best part of two thousand years but the demand just ain't there anymore"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 November 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link
"where do you disappear to each day, colin?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 November 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/25/g290/131125_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/09/p465/131209_contest_p465.jpg
I see ilx is down again
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link
"we can wait here all day if we have to, Paul, just get in the sandbox with the others and start making sandcastles."
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
"Here's the team that are developing our next sandbox game."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
lol darragh
― estela, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
"The next Brian Wilson album is going to be written by committee."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link
"this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said your research team had to get down to a granular level"
― conrad, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
BAM
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
"Yes, he's pooping in it. No, I don't know how he keeps his knees that steady."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
"Look how happy they are, Jenkins."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
"I'm only going to say this once more. Employees are not allowed in the giant cat's litter tray!"
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
"We're looking for somebody who can think outside the box."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
"Playtime's over, motherfuckers!"
― Øystein, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
"Frankly, the whole corporation is built on sand."
― jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
"we call it the innovation lab"
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 5 December 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Silicon valley goes mobile
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
"Let's see what the focus group thinks."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
"How long have they been in here?"
"When we leave, they start moving again. The cameras prove it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
"I thought your report recommended setting up a dessert research lab!"
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
when I first saw the cartoon I had the impression that the three men and the three women inside the sandbox would pair off and mate, I don't know what would happen to the guy sitting on the edge of the sandbox, maybe the two men with glasses have come to remove him as he is the reject. I can't think of a way to condense that into a caption though.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
does it saw in the rules that the caption has to be something one of the people in the cartoon is saying or can it just be a caption? I don't remember ever seeing a finalist in the magazine that isn't a quote.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link