Lol Creme
― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
Justin Lookadoo
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
Donny DugdaleMickeylee Macken
are two that just came up at work. Awful.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
rooney mara
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
I've become accustomed to that one
― mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
blake bortles
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (twelve years ago)
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)
lol
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (twelve years ago)
dutch speed skater FREEK VAN DER WART
― espring (amateurist), Saturday, 22 February 2014 06:58 (twelve years ago)
Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)
I used to work at a place with guy named Dick Blunt.
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 02:16 (twelve years ago)
bryan cristante
― fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
Tosaint Ricketts
― Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:44 (twelve years ago)
literally everyone with the forename Dane
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:29 (twelve years ago)
Dordt got 18 from Cliff Warner and Chris Sievers and Trevor Wolterstorff had 17. Brady Lollman struck for 27 on 10-13 shooting and Dane Bacon got 18 while converting 4-6 three-point shots.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)
Three Dane Laws on LinkedIn, sadly no Dane Gelds.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:17 (twelve years ago)
I have a friend named C@ndy whose sisters are named H0lly and T!ns3l, not even kidding
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 April 2014 21:34 (twelve years ago)
cauley woodrow
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
Volker Struth
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
I think I reeled back from the screen a little there.
― ljubljana, Friday, 11 April 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)
probably fine if you happen to be German?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:11 (twelve years ago)
volker is the onomastic reduction of nationalism-volkism -- Old High German folc "folk" + heri "army"; cognate to Fulcher, an obsolete name used in England in the Middle Ages
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)
Fulcher became Fulker in England.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)
doug loft
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)
Reince Priebus is still the reigning king of abysmal names imo
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)
I still can't believe that is a real name
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:53 (twelve years ago)
i went to his wikipedia page to hear how his name is pronounced and every time it's kinda shocking how bad it isyou can't say it without sounding like him, which is rather alarming
/ɹəints pɹiybəs/
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:56 (twelve years ago)
Rents Prius
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)
Rants Prebus
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
It's his lizard name he just forgot to change it before running for public office.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:33 (twelve years ago)
lol totally
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, April 15, 2014 4:45 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
As a consolation prize you can have Cleveland Browns player Barkevious Mingo.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 01:11 (twelve years ago)
Barkevious has an older brother called Hughtavious
― nauru, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 01:48 (twelve years ago)
the only one of those that is actively bad is hughtavious
quintavious drains is a bit of a curate's egg
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)
Jadeveon Clowney
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 03:36 (twelve years ago)
Beeb Bertles, George McArdle, Graeham Goble, 3/5 of the OG Little River Band
― Carl F.A.Y.B.A.N. (lpz), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 04:25 (twelve years ago)
Quintavious Drains sounds like a supporting character from Gormenghast
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 09:35 (twelve years ago)
speaking of NFL players, I always liked Yancey Thigpen because of his unusual name. He was a Steelers player IIRC.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 09:46 (twelve years ago)
Thurman Munson (sic?). Even as a kid the name made me flinch.
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 10:52 (twelve years ago)
I have a friend named B@rby who married a guy with the last name "B@rb@ra"
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)
having @ signs in your name is pretty abysmal, yeah
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)
i hate the name b4rb4r4 on its own
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)
from Latin barbaria "foreign country," from Greek barbaros "foreign, strange, ignorant," from PIE root *barbar- echoic of unintelligible speech of foreigners (compare Sanskrit barbara- "stammering," also "non-Aryan," Latin balbus "stammering," Czech blblati "to stammer").
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:32 (twelve years ago)
Well im sure someone somewhere named Barbara hates your name.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
i was told how to pronounce 'nakhchivan' recently
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)
can remember having an argument with my latin teacher about that etymology when i was about 13, he vociferously argued against the onomatopoeic root
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)
how should one pronounce it then? xp
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:35 (twelve years ago)
na-ker-hee-chee-van, basically - two extra syllables where you don't rly expect them
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)
did a russian tell you that
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Lt72ToA.jpeg
oh, so you were a Most Esteemed Member of Ye Olde British Parliament? sat for a portrait by the great Joshua Reynolds, did you? fuck off, "mate", you get a shitty Wikipedia photo just like the rest of 'em
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:30 (one month ago)
(headshot apparently taken at London Comic Con 1774. great name though)
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:47 (one month ago)
Can't see that image in the UK btw.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:56 (one month ago)
sad for the UK. it's just a screenshot of Bastard's wikipedia pic
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 14:43 (one month ago)
https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/liberty-heap-1184036
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 10:55 (three weeks ago)
omg I literally posted her Cricinfo page here 3 years ago. sorry everyone
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 11:02 (three weeks ago)
A man with the unusual name Loony Toon and a lengthy rap sheet has been given 20 years in prison after admitting that he shot at police officers in Oregon, according to authorities.
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 1 June 2026 10:31 (two weeks ago)
“c0c0nut” as a first name
― The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:52 (two weeks ago)