why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDJyF6g2Cw

http://i.imgur.com/f4n6AYc.png

hahahaha with the beard-braid, this is just too perfect.

someone just reposted chuck pahalanukahk posting a link to "the most literary scifi novels" and i don't know why i don't delete my account anymore

...but instead braids and beards

kinda want to bayonet him just for laughs

He's got soul, but he's not a soldier

No wait... he doesn't believe in the concept of a soul, but he's a soldier

probably all over facebook too but lots of people earnestly retweeting fake tube signs today:

http://tubesign.herokuapp.com/

just got a share from lifehack dot org that is "13 things mentally strong people don't do" that had been forwarded by three different people.
are we currently at a state in language-based media where this is what passes for valuable information?

1. read or write didactic listicles

2. hack their lives

3. banksy that shit

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1459779_10151856619696051_1479733416_n.jpg

And what's more...

I'm just surprised 4bn of the world's population can read English.

and not just English, but passive aggressive Facebook macro English

And what's more...

You will be on Facebook, my son.

flagrant misuse of the olde circus font imo

clever use of fridge and bank there

tho i suspect those %s arent right

If you have access to more than three fonts . . .

Wow, I am more blessed than the 90-year-old who will die peacefully in their sleep tonight.

*gets hit by a bus on Black Friday next week*

if you spent your time creating a passive agressive macro about how fortunate ppl should feel then you are 100% more of an asshole than if you just posted a picture of a cat

You might be part of a tiny percentage of the global population, who have much, much more than the rest. But that's a tiny percentage of a huge actual number. So you can still live your entire life without ever meeting the people outside of your percentage.

So it's going to be extremely difficult for you to appreciate the fact (and it is a fact) of what that jpg calls your 'good fortune' or 'blessedness' in the same way that you understand facts such as 'sun comes up, sun goes down' and 'I am hungry' and 'this grass is green with yellower patches'.

That isn't necessarily the same as ignorance. Or I dunno. Is it?

And of course, one would rather question if the global wealth gap is down to 'fortune'. Is there no human willpower anywhere in the situation's emergence? Like maybe people setting up trade deals or invading other countries.

Not really an image macro but this is probably best thread for it

http://i.imgur.com/zs5IJCb.png

that isn't the best anything for anything

otm

I opened that in class today aughhh so embarrassing. Are those some sort of animal penis/food? Oh god

eat all the penis worms

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1471989_10100718959371579_1677699716_n.jpg

we should all take heed of the wise cartoon mandrill

Young children are constantly making changes and adjustments as they are exposed to new information and new experiences, but they still lack maturity.

you have successfully problematized the cartoon inspirational image macro http://www.mariebengal.com/user/cimage/animated-gold-star.gif

talking bollocks is pandemic

Oh man, someone just reposted the "twerking" burlesque pianist. Didn't realize that was still making the rounds. Way to put me off butts.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg
"You do a lot of things with a book and a bottle," Headley says. "It's known as the book-and-bottle routine." Cruise, he says, would instruct Headley to speak to a book, telling it to stand up, or to sit down, or otherwise to move somewhere.

"You do the same with the bottle. You talk to it. You do it with an ashtray too," he says. "You tell the ashtray, 'Sit in that chair.' Then you actually go over and put the ashtray on the chair. Then you tell the ashtray, 'Thank you.' Then you do the same thing with the bottle, and the book. And you do this for hours and hours."

Grab a rock and throw it into the water.

- okay, done

Did it make a big splash?

- Yes.

Now sorry to it.

- Sorry.

Did it go back to the way it was before?

- Hold on a sec.

- Wait just one more – 

- Yes, it went back to the way it was before.

Do you understand?

[Throws rock at interrogator.]

I am so sick of people trying to teach me a lesson on facebook.

cosign

Must-read article, click here.

If you're satisfied with innocent children being murdered in the name of our country, go to the next post about apple sauce.

Watch this. It's important.

lol George Orwell in 2013 wod be doing a facebook macro: Overthrow teh ruling class and take control of the means of production. -Okay done. -Now, did it go back to the way it was before? -Pretty much. -Ahhhhh do you seeeee

http://enlightenink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/WC-HURT-PEOPLE.jpg
http://carrotsncake.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Hurt_people_hurt_people._.png
http://skreened.com/render-product/d/i/d/didaaiefkoayqkmqwcgv/hurt-people-hurt-people.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.black.w760h760.jpg

ok i got the message the first time

consider the sores

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/legacyimages/a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115701b9ad5970b-pi.jpg

Is there even an English-speaking dialect that rhymes "source" with "sores"?

Uh, they're very similar. I was going to say it's an assonant rhyme, but it's actually much closer than just that. The only difference is the voiced vs the unvoiced sibilant.

they are a minimal pair

upworthy-type posts seem to have overtaken macros recently in volume of annoying posts