why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

in fairness that also seems like an extraordinary circumstance

Just don't beep your horn unless it's an emergency! Some of us are trying to sleep...

You guys need to learn better horn control. It's perfectly possible to give a tight, staccato beep that doesn't sound too aggressive.

i find that a little beep!beep! is not difficult at all. some people just lay on it? savages!

can i get a beep! beep!?

Beep beep
Who walked in front of my jeep?

Speaking of, the other night I was coming home, going down a residential, poorly lit street that allows parking on both sides. There was a cab stopped alongside a bunch of parked cars, and the passenger flung the door open and stepped out of the cab on the street side instead of the curb side. I gave a quick, short "Beep!" to let her know PLEASE NOT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC PLEASE AND ALSO THE CAB DOOR and she immediately flipped me off and started yelling obscenities. Like I'm the one who doesn't know to exit a cab on the goddamned curb side.

flipping people off is almost instinctive now. I've seen people run folks out of their lanes in traffic due to not looking, then flipping off the person they ran out of their lane. it's like "you're making me feel bad by honking, and I don't like feeling bad, so FUCK YOU"

the fuck?

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg

never apologize for anythingn

maybe if that plate had told me I looked pretty every once in a while this wouldn'tve happened

Grab a plate and throw it on the ground

- Okay, done

Did it break?

- No, it was made out of a cardboard takeaway box

Do you understand?

Did it go back to the way it was before?
-No

Do you understand?
- No but I think you are a person who doesn't understand apologies.

*breaks all your plates, puts on sunglasses*

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDJyF6g2Cw

http://i.imgur.com/f4n6AYc.png

hahahaha with the beard-braid, this is just too perfect.

someone just reposted chuck pahalanukahk posting a link to "the most literary scifi novels" and i don't know why i don't delete my account anymore

...but instead braids and beards

kinda want to bayonet him just for laughs

He's got soul, but he's not a soldier

No wait... he doesn't believe in the concept of a soul, but he's a soldier

probably all over facebook too but lots of people earnestly retweeting fake tube signs today:

http://tubesign.herokuapp.com/

just got a share from lifehack dot org that is "13 things mentally strong people don't do" that had been forwarded by three different people.
are we currently at a state in language-based media where this is what passes for valuable information?

1. read or write didactic listicles

2. hack their lives

3. banksy that shit

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1459779_10151856619696051_1479733416_n.jpg

And what's more...

I'm just surprised 4bn of the world's population can read English.

and not just English, but passive aggressive Facebook macro English

And what's more...

You will be on Facebook, my son.

flagrant misuse of the olde circus font imo

clever use of fridge and bank there

tho i suspect those %s arent right

If you have access to more than three fonts . . .

Wow, I am more blessed than the 90-year-old who will die peacefully in their sleep tonight.

*gets hit by a bus on Black Friday next week*

if you spent your time creating a passive agressive macro about how fortunate ppl should feel then you are 100% more of an asshole than if you just posted a picture of a cat

You might be part of a tiny percentage of the global population, who have much, much more than the rest. But that's a tiny percentage of a huge actual number. So you can still live your entire life without ever meeting the people outside of your percentage.

So it's going to be extremely difficult for you to appreciate the fact (and it is a fact) of what that jpg calls your 'good fortune' or 'blessedness' in the same way that you understand facts such as 'sun comes up, sun goes down' and 'I am hungry' and 'this grass is green with yellower patches'.

That isn't necessarily the same as ignorance. Or I dunno. Is it?

And of course, one would rather question if the global wealth gap is down to 'fortune'. Is there no human willpower anywhere in the situation's emergence? Like maybe people setting up trade deals or invading other countries.

Not really an image macro but this is probably best thread for it

http://i.imgur.com/zs5IJCb.png

that isn't the best anything for anything

otm

I opened that in class today aughhh so embarrassing. Are those some sort of animal penis/food? Oh god

eat all the penis worms

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1471989_10100718959371579_1677699716_n.jpg

we should all take heed of the wise cartoon mandrill

Young children are constantly making changes and adjustments as they are exposed to new information and new experiences, but they still lack maturity.

you have successfully problematized the cartoon inspirational image macro http://www.mariebengal.com/user/cimage/animated-gold-star.gif

talking bollocks is pandemic

Oh man, someone just reposted the "twerking" burlesque pianist. Didn't realize that was still making the rounds. Way to put me off butts.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg
"You do a lot of things with a book and a bottle," Headley says. "It's known as the book-and-bottle routine." Cruise, he says, would instruct Headley to speak to a book, telling it to stand up, or to sit down, or otherwise to move somewhere.

"You do the same with the bottle. You talk to it. You do it with an ashtray too," he says. "You tell the ashtray, 'Sit in that chair.' Then you actually go over and put the ashtray on the chair. Then you tell the ashtray, 'Thank you.' Then you do the same thing with the bottle, and the book. And you do this for hours and hours."