solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

darragh post almost has to be about morbius, right?

― some dude, Tuesday, August 27, 2013 5:24 PM

(also could you and balls plz get married and then walk into Queens Boulevard hand in hand)

U old crank!

It wasnt btw, iirc.

i didn't think so, empathy is something i keep to myself

lol that zs post is legit ingenious

z s = living legend

i think literally everyone on this thread could see the obvious irony and decided who cares so stop pretending you just discovered penicillin

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (1 week ago)

i mean damn this thread is twisted, you wanna eat a bigass burrito, eat a bigass burrito, you don't wanna, don't

― j., Friday, November 15, 2013 4:45 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, November 30, 2013 3:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agree. Instead of all that you can just post to ILX

― 乒乓, Saturday, November 30, 2013 3:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no worse a name than 'Arctic Monkeys' when you get down to it and imho

while typing that I looked out of the window too conspicuously and my neighbour's mother waved at me cheerfully

― screaming lord, such opinion (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 2:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did anyone post the stereogum list yet?

― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank u 4 getting on my level with this immensely dumb conversation, i genuinely needed it

― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 5, 2013 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

haha who is that directed at?

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

I read SO MANY thinkpieces on it, I really feel like I never *have* to hear it.

sptesilxvmic

all racists have been confined to internet comment boards, it's the best we could do

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To any of you future readers wondering what all these broken image links were, trust me, you aren't missing anything.
― pplains, Wednesday, February 12, 2014

really i just want the opportunity to talk at length about rock-a-doodle.

― Mordy , Friday, February 28, 2014 11:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Narcissistic types re-appear when they need fresh ego boosting

― homosexual II, Saturday, March 8, 2014 1:21 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think this thread is more for people for whom there is a non-zero chance they will never have sex ever again

― Clay, Monday, December 9, 2013 4:38 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't believe what a dick clay was on that wdyll thread

i've decided i don't have an opinion on this tumblr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:47 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

posts vmooc imo

but in a meta way that is actually vm in the spirit. "It's important that I express my non-opinion about this tumblr in an exaggerated way with a special shruggicon"

I am trying to figure out exactly why I want to tie this blog to the Upworthy-fication of Internet discourse and am drawing a blank

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Monday, March 17, 2014 9:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck "obscurity" fuck "nerdiness" fuck "difficultness" fuck "i don't get it" fuck expressing yr opinions fuck rating music fuck the plain listener fuck the girl/boy divide fuck "owning your ignorance"

― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 3:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

fuck "fuck" fuck 'fuck' "fuck" *fuck*

fucks within fucks

infucktion

shrieking

― how's life, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm pretty sure I stopped caring about being cool once I had my first kid

― silverfish, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:52 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blowjobs? have I really misinterpreted this song for a decade?
― akm, Wednesday, March 26, 2014

I'm drinking most of the time while I'm parenting.

― Jeff, Thursday, March 27, 2014 9:28 AM

I give it three months til he's a beloved regular with his own dedicated "ask Andrew JD" thread.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel free to laugh at that shit ilx but it's true

― markers, Thursday, March 27, 2014 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there a single person on ilx who stans for this worthless facebook whore?
― peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I cry enough tears to fill the ocean.

― Pete Barbutti's Hair (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Thursday, April 10, 2014 8:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's possible i'm just bullshitting around with words to fill up a white box.

― markers, Monday, April 21, 2014 5:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

our work here is done, thx eveyone

full markers all around

This is a song my band just wrote about the NSA.

― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truly this is a time of plenty for the effortless summarization of ilx's spirit in solitary posts

Well you guys have already put a lot more thought into something I typed in 5 secs than I have

― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:58 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Celebrities/Snoop%20Dog%20says%20No.gif

I've got three different play lists of records I'm working through, these are the ones I haven't finished yet. One list is various 70s live records. One list is Floyd related records partially inspired by the recent poll. The other one is just some miscellaneous older rock.

Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D2)
Lynyrd Skynyrd- One More from the Road
Little Feat- Waiting for Colombus
Badfinger- BBC In Concert
Bruce, Jack- Spirit Live at the BBC (D3)
Captain Beefheart- I’m Going to Do What I’m Going to Do
Deep Purple- In Concert (D2)
Humble Pie- Fillmore Box (D4)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D1)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D2)
Grand Funk Railroad- Live Album
Trower, Robin- State to State (D1)
Travers, Pat- Live Go For What You Know
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D2)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D3)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D4)
Blue Oyster Cult- On Your Feet or On Your Knees
Brown, James- Love Power Peace
Emerson, Lake & Palmer- Pictures at an Exhibition
Yes- Yessongs (D1)
Yes- Yessongs (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D1)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D3)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D4)
Judas Priest- Unleashed in the East
Hawkwind- At the BBC 1972
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D1)
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D2)
Rolling Stones- Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out
Outlaws, The- Bring It Back Alive
Ten Years After- Recorded Live (D2)
Bowie, David- Stage (D2)
Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D2)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D1)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D2)
Weather Report- Live in Tokyo (D2)

Rolling Stones- London Singles (D3)
Queen- A Day at the Races
Queen- The Game
Edgar Broughton Band- Harvest Years (D1)
Rolling Stones- Black and Blue
Bowie, David- Space Oddity
Byrds, The- Byrdmaniax
Cheap Trick- Dream Police
Chicken Shack- Deram Years (D2)
Zappa, Frank- You Are What You Is
Zappa, Frank- Roxy & Elsewhere
Deep Purple- Very Best
Bowie, David- Best of Bowie 1969 to 74
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D1)
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D2)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D1)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D2)
Kinks, The- Low Budget
Kinks, The- Singles Collection

Pink Floyd- Ummagumma (D2)
Pink Floyd- More
Pink Floyd- Animals
Pink Floyd- The Final Cut
Pink Floyd- The Division Bell
Pink Floyd- Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd- A Saucerful of Secrets
Pink Floyd- Atom Heart Mother
Gilmour, David- David Gilmour
Barrett, Syd- Barrett

― earlnash, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly I don't care how stupid this movie is or isn't. I will see it anyway.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:29 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Forgot to cross post this solitary bathroom graffiti that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILM

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/18E8D3FF-C803-4429-AE95-4BD498C9522D_zpsi4zzajv2.jpg

i see there's (only) an anti-semitism subsection on the watto wikipedia page, carry on

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, May 23, 2014 2:32 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol