why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

hell

http://whisper.sh/

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea712d6ab593146755bf625be05cafdeb92.jpg

WHISPERSH

it means the emergency room nurse shot/maimed the best friend, right?

or "well, if we weren't best friends, i wouldn't have fought so hard to save your life. it literally has to be personal and i literally have to have told you in the past that best friendship means forever at some point for me to do my job. sorry about the alcohol poisoning."

no, p sure this was premeditated

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea78219eaa1786408724ce95d924e6a380ae.jpg

#do whatever #entitled #on my finger #ring on my

http://dybodsnvnuqdv.cloudfront.net/04ea79ef1135c56675259f6ff11d47f7d12f2a.jpg

http://whisper.sh/topics/catholic

holy fuck there's actually an argument going on

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea78bcc2f91b712091e1f8f24caebc1fc6ad.jpg

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg

has to be a relevant ilx joke here somewhere

what the hell

i like this one:

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea787250683c689916a99f9b036ffdb366b6.jpg

there is just no end to the weirdness...

a verbose way of saying "otm"

unfortunately for everyone who browses ilx on a phone i'm going to use it 12 times a day

http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750

leave it to the goth, thx goth

that's not food

correct, goths are not food

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1395285_762887363727680_66762524_n.jpg

from getting a peppermint dye job at the salon

lol

i experimented with black nail polish in college one day. peppermint hair dye might have been cooler.

dying here, perhaps literally. Thank fuck I'm not at work

“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”

-Ayn Rand

"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction"

-Ayn Rand

"'If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?'

'I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?'

'To shrug.'"

- Bob Marley

no atlas no shrug

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg

i cant stop laughing at this

LOL

i dont understand how did you get in this family

that's a photo of jesus fyi

Hjhhyruruhhrjrxjrrbbrr. Rr brbnhututjtjttnooknenenrnjrnr brjrjedjdjdjfjjfjfjtjf

That's Tomas de Torquemada, right?

Tuomas de Torquemada: "What is this Judaism thing? Can somebody explain it to me?"

Catholic Jew Mitt Romney, What's on Your iPod?

someone just linked to this from facebook, i dunno if it quite belongs in this thread but UGH at it anyway. http://9gag.com/gag/anYQEon?ref=fb.s

i want to respond to each one individually

good guy/bad guy movie would be pretty rad

qr-coded microwavables sounds like the future

when do you microwave something on high, let it stand and then microwave it some more on medium?

frozen lasagna, but i dunno maybe you don't let it stand any

No, you just rip off the plastic and go half-power.

Listen, I've been a frozen food king since I was 17.

It's funny that you'll still see instructions that say "Rotate dinner one-half turn. Resume cooking for another 1-2 minutes."

Is there anyone (besides my 64-year-old mother) who still uses a microwave that doesn't have a rotating platter?

me, because someone replaced my platter with one that doesn't match the rotator in my microwave, so it just sits there :(

I'm sorry to hear about your platter, but that just seems like an extraordinary circumstance.

it's true, i don't follow the rotation instructions anyway

still, a microwave that scans your food for you, that's gold

I hate it when I forget to check the watts on the instructions cause I have a crazy powerful microwave and the instructions are usually for units that have 200-300 less watts. Usually I'm all "pfft, yeah right burrito! I'm gonna heat you for 3 minutes!? More like... 2...."
YAAAAAAAAAA!

Microwaving food is not so difficult that we need QR CODES to make it work more efficiently.

I've never understood the secret codes you see on the inside of the door: POPCORN, CODE 1. SANDWICH, CODE 2. WARM APPLE CIDER, CODE 3. HOT APPLE CIDER, CODE 4.

How about SANDWICH, 30 SECONDS. If that doesn't work, then SANWICH, ANOTHER 30 SECONDS.

Anyway. Maybe I need to get my gameboy out after reading that.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca7f46a31c1e2d3d5464af5ff90dcf92/tumblr_mw16wkAe8z1sustufo1_500.jpg

All I can see in that picture is rainbow-coloured maggots

I've thought of the two car horns one. Like when you're behind someone who doesn't notice the light's turned green, you can give them a pleasant "ding" instead of the agressive blast.

I suggested that to my wife when I learned to drive last year. It's annoying when you beep someone who's crossing the road in front of you without looking, so as not to kill them, and they give you the finger because to them the car horn always means "fuck you, idiot". I need sonic emoticons.