oh man, he lifehacked the hell out of that pizza!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)
Cholesterol currently lifehacking his arteries.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
Pretty sure only getting one slice of pizza is in no way a life-hack.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
His arteries are fine. Since he couldn't make five plates, he's just going to sit there and watch his friends eat pizza.
If only there was another way!
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)
i live with a dude who does shit like this. he has the personality of a funeral home.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)
wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before
― . (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)
don't have plates? use the floor!
don't have a mop? use the dog!
#lifehack
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
lifehacking tip: keep food in your hands until you've completely eaten it, then get more food with your hands. No plates ever again.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
you know what's an even better #lifehack? Stop ordering chinese takeout and cook your own meals instead. The money you save on food delivery and health-related costs may even be enough to buy a set of plates.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
hungry? eat your arm! it's free!#lifehack
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)
it's just your #lifehacking, serve pizza pies
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)
Keep your kids from getting their hands dirty by teaching them to pick up food with their faces! Plus no utensils or plates to wash!
http://www.mtpleasanttwpvfc.org/imgs/bobbing200.jpg
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
hell
http://whisper.sh/
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)
http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea712d6ab593146755bf625be05cafdeb92.jpg
WHISPERSH
it means the emergency room nurse shot/maimed the best friend, right?
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:40 (twelve years ago)
or "well, if we weren't best friends, i wouldn't have fought so hard to save your life. it literally has to be personal and i literally have to have told you in the past that best friendship means forever at some point for me to do my job. sorry about the alcohol poisoning."
no, p sure this was premeditated
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)
http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea78219eaa1786408724ce95d924e6a380ae.jpg
#do whatever #entitled #on my finger #ring on my
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)
http://dybodsnvnuqdv.cloudfront.net/04ea79ef1135c56675259f6ff11d47f7d12f2a.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
http://whisper.sh/topics/catholic
holy fuck there's actually an argument going on
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea78bcc2f91b712091e1f8f24caebc1fc6ad.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg
has to be a relevant ilx joke here somewhere
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
what the hell
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
i like this one:
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea787250683c689916a99f9b036ffdb366b6.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
there is just no end to the weirdness...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)
a verbose way of saying "otm"
― markers, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)
unfortunately for everyone who browses ilx on a phone i'm going to use it 12 times a day
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750
leave it to the goth, thx goth
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)
that's not food
― markers, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
correct, goths are not food
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)
http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1395285_762887363727680_66762524_n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 9 November 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)
from getting a peppermint dye job at the salon
― j., Saturday, 9 November 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
lol
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 November 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
i experimented with black nail polish in college one day. peppermint hair dye might have been cooler.
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 9 November 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)
dying here, perhaps literally. Thank fuck I'm not at work
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)
“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
-Ayn Rand
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:33 (twelve years ago)
"'If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?'
'I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?'
'To shrug.'"
- Bob Marley
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 November 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)
no atlas no shrug
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
i cant stop laughing at this
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)
LOL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:13 (twelve years ago)
i dont understand how did you get in this family
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:34 (twelve years ago)
that's a photo of jesus fyi
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)
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― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)
That's Tomas de Torquemada, right?
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 11 November 2013 08:30 (twelve years ago)
Tuomas de Torquemada: "What is this Judaism thing? Can somebody explain it to me?"
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 11 November 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)
Catholic Jew Mitt Romney, What's on Your iPod?
― pplains, Monday, 11 November 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
someone just linked to this from facebook, i dunno if it quite belongs in this thread but UGH at it anyway. http://9gag.com/gag/anYQEon?ref=fb.s
― monotony, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)
i want to respond to each one individually
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)
good guy/bad guy movie would be pretty rad
qr-coded microwavables sounds like the future
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)
when do you microwave something on high, let it stand and then microwave it some more on medium?
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)